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Alexander Hamilton added John Laurence, Hercules Mulligan, Lafayette, and 3 others to the Hamilsquad.
Alexander hamilton changed their name to Adotham
Adotham:
it's squad time mfs
Angelica Schuyler:
what the fuck?
Adotham changed Angelica Schuyler to Wine aunt
Adotham:
it's squad time.
Peggy Schuyler changed their name to andpeggy
Andpeggy:
I can already feel the chaos that is this GC
Eliza Schuyler:
I didn't sign up for this
John Laurence:
You agreed to be alex's friend so you kinda did
Eliza Schuyler:
fair enough i suppose.
Adotham changed Eliza Schuyler to Momliza
Adotham changed John Laurence to Turtle boi
Turtle boi:
wow
Lafayette changed their name to french fry
Hercules Mulligan changed their name to Disney
Wine aunt:
But why?
Adotham:
So i can have the squad all in one place?
Turtle boi:
Hamilsquad
Adotham:
Very creative
Wine aunt:
Don't you have essays to write?
Adotham:
I finished them all and Gwash won't give me anything else to work on so now i'm bothering you
aren't i fun?
Turtle boi:
The funnest
Andpeggy:
Know what would make this funer?
Wine aunt:
Oh no
Peggy no
Andpeggy added Ice ice baby, dying inside, and mac n' fuck to the Hamilsquad.
Dying inside:
What? why???
Ice ice baby:
Peggy, I trusted you with my number.
Andpeggy:
I did nothing wrong with it.
Adotham:
Why would you add them to my squad chat Peggy??
They are not part of this
Mac n' fuck:
I don't know what 'this' is, but as long as Hamilton has anything to do with it, I'll pass.
Adotham:
Oh you'll pass alright
Dying:
Oh god, why?
Dying:
Alex just appeared out of fuckin nowhere and now he's chasing Thomas around the dorm building.
I don't deserve to put up with them
Turtle boi:
Fucking rip man.
Mac n' fuck:
Someone get this fuckin gremlin child i just wanted to eat my mac in peace
Wine aunt:
There's never peace when Jefferson is involved
Andpeggy:
Peace was never an option
Ice ice baby:
I took one step out of my dorm only to see Alex jump on Thomas's back and start punching him.
What?
Dying:
*S i g h*
Turtle boi:
knock him dead lex, knock him dead
French fry:
Wait a second.
Since when did burr start calling Jefferson Thomas
Ice ice baby:
Since a few weeks ago?
Wine aunt:
Please don't tell me you're actually friends with him.
Ice ice baby:
I'll let you decide
Turtle boi:
Burr, back at it with the refusal to give a solid answer to anything
Wine aunt:
I've lost all respect for you, burr
Ice ice baby:
I'm honored to know you still had some
Wine aunt:
Listen here you little shit-
Adotham has kicked Mac n' fuck from the Hamilsquad
Adotham:
Madison and Burr can stay but you're both on thin ice.
Andpeggy:
Stop bullying my sons alexander
Adotham:
Your sons are assholes, so no
Dying:
I really don't want or need to be here, but I'll be funny to spite Thomas that i'm here and he isn't
French fry:
You are very mean to your boyfriend
Dying:
Its thomas
Disney:
Can't argue with that.
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The trouble trio
Tommy:
He fcking kicked me
I din't want to be there in the first place
But hte nerve
Jemmy:
Please thomas
Your messages are making me think I'm having a stroke.
Tommy:
You're staying??
Jemmy:
Yeah, why not. Seems interesting enough
Ronnie:
I'll update you if it makes you feel better
Tommy:
Thank you aaron. <33
Ronnie:
<33
Jemmy:
First of all; gay boys
Tommy:
Ur gay boys
Jemmy:
My gay boys
Second of all; are we just gonna not tell them we're all poly now?
Tommy:
No
Ronnie:
No
Jemmy:
Well ok then.
Tommy:
Go defend my honor, jems!
Jemmy:
Sure
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The Hamilsquad
Dying:
Thomas is upset at being kick and said do defend his honor
So on behalf of him, get fucked
Andpeggy:
I can imagine him saying that so enthusiastically and it's killing me
Dying:
Well you aren't wrong
Adotham:
Tell him to stfu and fight me
Ice ice baby:
You just fought, though.
Adotham:
Shut up, burr
Ice ice baby:
Alright
Andpeggy:
Stop bullying my sons, Alexander.
Dying:
Angry mama
Momliza:
I guess this name means nothing then
Turtle boi:
You're the collective mom, peggy is just the mom of burr, madison, and jeffershit
French fry:
I'm still not over the fact that Petite Burr is friends with jefferson.
Ice ice baby:
he's really not that bad once you get to know him
Wine aunt:
Incorrect i know him and he's an absolute dick.
I guess you're an asshole too so you flock to like minded individuals.
Dying:
That's a little rude
Wine aunt:
Its true
Adotham:
Rt
Turtle boi:
Rt
French fry:
Rt
Disney:
Rt
Momliza:
Rt
Andpeggy:
….
Rt
Ice ice baby has left the Hamilsquad.
Dying:
>:/
Adotham:
Damn, we somehow broke burr's endless pool of polite patience.
Turtle boi:
What a feat
French fry:
I think we deserve a victory cuddle.
Momliza:
Is burr ok tho? I kinda feel bad
Wine aunt:
Don't
Momliza:
Ok
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The trouble trio
Jemmy:
Are you ok Aaron?
Tommy:
Did something happen? Do i gotta fight Hamilton again?
Ronnie:
I'm fine. I've learned now not to surround myself with people who don't want me if possible
Jemmy:
Aww
Tommy:
Do you wanna cuddle and watch a movie?
Ronnie:
Yes, please
Tommy:
<33
Jemmy:
<33
Ronnie:
<33