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“You ever wonder if Zhongli fucks Diluc or if Diluc fucks Zho-“
“Please..please shut the fuck up..”
“Think about it tho-“
“I’d rather not think about our friends sex lives, thanks!”
Scaramouche, familiarly known as H4RB1NG3R was a streamer who posted random gaming videos. Most featuring his friend Childe. Said person of course did not have a channel nor did he stream. But people enjoyed watching them bicker, so he was..just there?
"You fucking suck at this."
"Fuck off."
"Nope!”
His eye twitched, he was already annoyed so he purposely killed him. The ginger never failed to tick him off, both him and his dumbass boyfriend. Did I mention HE had a boyfriend? Of all people! Kaeya and Childe..two annoying dumbasses. Who somehow work together..?
Scaramouche grinned while Childe whined about dying. Ignoring him, Scaramouche looked down at the chat. It was pretty normal but then the chat started spamming something along the lines of “KazuScara.” He had no clue what it meant, he knew part of his name was said though. “The hell are you guys talking about?”
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archon : kAZUUSCAGA
sister? where? : fucking djmbass it’s KazuScara!
archon : KAZUSCARA!
____ : KazuScara?
____ : IDK BUT KETS CKING SOAM IT
baronbunny : oh god…
luckbegone! : KAZUSCARA?
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“What-“
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Kazuha's friends Venti, and Aether had nagged him to shoot his shot with one of his favorite streamers.
He didn't want to do it. It was embarassing, strangely enough he'd grown a small crush on the hothead.
Venti..who’d somehow gotten Scara’s number? Told Kazuha to text him, yk! Give it a shot!
This was not gonna end well..