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MissAlien: g u y s
MissAlien: EMERGENCY
MissAlien: LIKE EMERGENCY EMERGENCY
MissAlien: btw should i invite mineta
urara: no.
🐸 : nope
Creaty: I don’t think that’s a good idea…
Mother Mother Superiority: HELL no
h.t undercover: i’m with jirou
Mother Mother Superiority: appreciated
MissAlien: anyways
MissAlien: as y’all should know, it’s my turn to vacuum the common area
MissAlien: and i just wanted to finish it as soon as possible
MissAlien: but guess the FUCK what?
MissAlien: Mr. Explosion Murder is sleeping on the couch
Tapey Tape: …
MissAlien: LIKE FULL ON SLEEPING
A Certain Pokémon: …
urara: …
🐸 : …
rocky: …
h.t undercover: …
Mother Mother Superiority: …
Cake Man: ..holy shit
Tapey Tape: NO
Tapey Tape: WAY
h.t undercover: IM GOING DOWN RN
rocky: but it’s not 8 yet??
A Certain Pokémon: leave him alone he’s aging 😔
rocky: oh 😔
Tapey Tape: I say F in the chat for grandpa Bakugo
rocky: F
h.t undercover: F
urara: F
Creaty: I don’t know what that means, but F☺️
Mother Mother Superiority: you are precious
Mother Mother Superiority: oh and F
Cake man: F
A Certain Pokémon: F
🐸 : F
swish swish: F
Hands: F
The Dark Lord: F
Animal Whisperer: 🙂 ? f?
urara: it’s ok kouda you’re perfect and we love you <3
Animal Whisperer: 🥰
Twinkling Star: F ✨✨✨
Shoto. T: ? F?
Iida: Guys! I think groupchats should be in use for school and emergencies!
MissAlien: iida sweety
MissAlien: this IS an emergency
MissAlien: if i don’t vacuum the common area
MissAlien: it’s gon be dusty as hell
MissAlien: and we all remember what happened when todoroki sneezed
Shoto. T: my bad
rocky: so who’s gon wake him up?
MissAlien: that’s the thing
MissAlien: if one person wakes him up
MissAlien: they’re going to be fried
h.t undercover: unrelated but
h.t undercover: bakugo looks like an angry pomeranian taking a nap
A Certain Pokémon: ABAHBDHDSHSFSJA
urara: SO THATS WHAT HE ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF
Mother Mother Superiority: I CAN SEE IT
Tapey Tape:
Tapey Tape: This is literally him
Tapey Tape: Wait let's ask the Bakugo professional of 16 years
Tapey Tape: @Midoriya
Midoriya: Hey!
Midoriya: What’s up? :D
Tapey Tape: Read the chat
Midoriya: oh
Midoriya: o h
Midoriya: Sorry guys, can’t help you with that
Midoriya: Kacchan will explode if somebody unwillingly wakes him up
Midoriya: Literally
MissAlien: any of you would like to test your immortality?
🐸 : no thank you
Mother Mother Superiority: once again
Mother Mother Superiority: hell no
Cake man: I still wanna live
MissAlien: 😔
Cake Man:
Cake Man: Love and peace tho
Hands: If he is going to be angry either way, w hy don’t we all wake him up?
Hands: Less focus on an individual, and he won’t kill all of us
urara: 🧍
A Certain Pokémon: 🧍
Mother Mother Superiority: 🧍
Cake man: 🧍
Hands: …Right?
Midoriya: I don’t think we should bet on that
A Certain Pokémon: i’m with midoriya
The Dark Lord: I think Shoji made a valid point though
The Dark Lord: The more people there are, the less damage on one person
Creaty: I agree!
urara: but how
Tapey Tape: wAit
Tapey Tape: Isn’t this
Tapey Tape: A perfect opportunity
swish swish: to do what?
Tapey Tape: To be legendary, my friend
A Certain Pokémon: i like where this is going
h.t undercover: same
MissAlien: same
Shoto. T: We could just wake him up
Tapey Tape: Where’s the fun in that
The Dark Lord: I have to say, I am intrigued
Twinkling Star: same~~ 💫
rocky: so what are we gon do?
MissAlien: i have an idea
MissAlien: whoever’s free, come down rn
MissAlien: and be QUIET
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urara: i couldn’t go because i was calling my family but
urara: what’s going on?
A Certain Pokémon: why hello
A Certain Pokémon: i will gladly update you
urara: 💓
A Certain Pokémon: <3
A Certain Pokémon: anyways
A Certain Pokémon: most of the people came down right
A Certain Pokémon: and mina explained her plan
A Certain Pokémon: its amazing, btw
A Certain Pokémon: i’ll get to it later
A Certain Pokémon: jirou just came back with a speaker and bunch of instruments
A Certain Pokémon: mina’s orders
A Certain Pokémon: now shes setting up the speaker
A Certain Pokémon: the others are all gon play smth but i’ll keep updating live
urara: you are a blessing
A Certain Pokémon: thank you beb
A Certain Pokémon: OH JIROU JUST FINISHED SETTING UP THE SPEAKER
A Certain Pokémon: PLS EVERYONE’S SO SERIOUS
A Certain Pokémon: OK OK SO
A Certain Pokémon: THEYRE DOING THIS
A Certain Pokémon:
A Certain Pokémon: they’re going to be performing live with the original song🤠
urara: …
urara: no way
urara: NO STOP
urara: WHY HOGWARTS MARCH💀
A Certain Pokémon: honestly idk but it’s going be fun
A Certain Pokémon: OH OH THEYRE STARTING
A Certain Pokémon: SO MINA JIROU AOYAMA ARE IN CHARGE OF THE SNARE DRUMS
A Certain Pokémon: KIRISHIMA SHOJI SERO AND TODOROKI ARE PLAYING THE BASS DRUMS
A Certain Pokémon: YAOMOMO IS LAUGHING SO MUCH BUT IN AN ELEGANT WAY
A Certain Pokémon: I LOVE HER
urara: ME TOO
A Certain Pokémon: MIDORIYA OJIRO AND TOKOYAMI ARE PLAYING THE CYMBALS
A Certain Pokémon: MIDORIYA LOOKS SO SCARED PLSS
A Certain Pokémon: SATO AND TSUYU’S CONTROLLING THE MUSIC
A Certain Pokémon: HAGAKURE’S FILMING LMFAOO
A Certain Pokémon: FROM THE WAY HER PHONE’S SHAKING I THINK SHES DYING TOO
urara: BJSJSJJSHD
A Certain Pokémon: OMGOMGOMG
A Certain Pokémon: BAKUGO’S UP
A Certain Pokémon: HE DOESNT LOOK HAPPY
urara: RUN DENKI
A Certain Pokémon: FUCK I’LL BE BACK
A Certain Pokémon: PRAY FOR ME
urara: ONLY FOR YOU
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urara: …
Midoriya: …
Mother Mother Superiority: …
h.t undercover: …
swish swish: …
Cake man: …
Hands: …
🐸 : …
Tapey Tape: …
A Certain Pokémon: …
MissAlien: …
rocky: …
urara: are you guys ok
A Certain Pokémon:
swish swish: i thought a demon replaced bakugo
swish swish: so to answer your question, no
swish swish: we are
swish swish: traumatized
Tapey Tape: Was it worth it tho
swish swish: yes
Tapey Tape: 🤟
Mother Mother Superiority: no because at one point
Mother Mother Superiority: i looked at kaminari
Mother Mother Superiority: and i swear he looked like that meme
The Dark Lord: ?
Mother Mother Superiority: this
Mother Mother Superiority:
MissAlien: BSHHSHHSHHSHSH
h.t undercover: YESSS ABSJJSJSJ
A Certain Pokémon: I DID NOT
🐸 : this is a safe space you don’t have to lie ☺️
A Certain Pokémon: …
A Certain Pokémon: OK MAYBE I WAS A LIL SCARED
Mother Mother Superiority: screenshotted printed and framed
A Certain Pokémon: isn’t this supposed to be a safe space😔
urara: it’s ok ily for keeping me updated <3
A Certain Pokémon: <33
urara: but what happened
urara: after bakugo woke up
Cake Man: He was fuming
Cake Man: Literally
h.t undercover: the video will forever remain my favorite
h.t undercover: oh btw here you go
h.t undercover: W akingBakugoup.mp4
MissAlien: we love you hagakure
h.t undercover: ik 😚
Tapey Tape: Yo I noticed smth
Tapey Tape: Even when he was chasing us around with lil explosions
Tapey Tape: He avoided the instruments at all costs
Hands: …
Hands: That’s actually
Hands: Really sweet of him what
Mother Mother Superiority: oh
Mother Mother Superiority: wait that’s nice
rocky: omg
rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.
rocky: is it true you protected jirou’s instruments bro
Bakugo: the fuck is this
Bakugo left 1-A homies.
rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.
rocky: oh no you don’t
Bakugo: Don’t tell me to do shit
Bakugo left 1-A homies.
rocky: bakugoooo
rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.
rocky: i will keep this going until my phone breaks
Bakugo: I swear to the fucking god
Bakugo: What the fuck
Bakugo: Fine
Bakugo: But leave me alone
rocky: but broooo
Bakugo: Don’t call me bro
rocky: what why
Bakugo: Shut up
rocky: you confuse me 😞
Bakugo: good
Bakugo: Now shut up
rocky: did you protect jirou’s instruments though
Bakugo: Tf would I tell you
rocky: oh
rocky: :(
Bakugo: .
Bakugo: Fine I did avoid it
rocky: :D
Bakugo: Now leave me tf alone
Bakugo: And I swear if you assholes say some dumb shit
Bakugo: I’ll get out instantly
Tapey Tape: …
Tapey Tape: did you know that you look like a pomeranian when you sleep
Bakugo: .
Bakugo left 1-A homies.
rocky added Bakugo to 1-A homies.
Tapey Tape: 🤠👍
Bakugo: Die