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NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
I pray the tomb is shut 4ever
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
I pray the pebble is never rolled away
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
nav please stop
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
NONAGESIMUS SINCE WHEN ARE YOU ON TWITTER
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
i have been on here for like five months
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
You’re a lurker. I KNEW you would be a goddamn lurker
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
i do not ‘lurk’. but i did see you live-tweet everything that happened at canaan house. i will not share my opinions on the subject here
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
Oh do go on honey, you know the world LOVES to hear your opinions
Ianthe Tryharderbitches @glamorouslyctorhood
Oh, do mine eyes detect an argument?
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
fuck off tridentarius
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
Fuck off Tridentarius
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🩸JJ🗡 @jeannemarych4tur
hey guys do i have a better sense of humor because of my trauma
⛓isaac💀 @fidelitettares
how could you not lmao
🩸JJ🗡 @jeannemarych4tur
asdjhsdh that feeling when you’re a fourth house orphan🤩🤩
⛓isaac💀 @fidelitettares
when you can’t make dad jokes bc you don’t have a dad😡
Magnus Quinn :) @cavaliermediocrity
Are you two okay? Do you need to talk?
🩸JJ🗡 @jeannemarych4tur
magnusssss let us traumadump on the internet in peace
Magnus Quinn :) @cavaliermediocrity
I’m going to assume that that’s not the best idea, but I could of course be wrong.
⛓isaac💀 @fidelitettares
magnus when did *you* get twitter??
Magnus Quinn :) @cavaliermediocrity
It seems to me that all the necromancers and cavaliers have been popping up on here lately.
Abigail Pent @yourladypent
I’m on here too, but I’m completely incompetent at using it so far.
🩸JJ🗡 @jeannemarych4tur
omg aunty abigail?? on twitter?? literally what is happening
Magnus Quinn :) @cavaliermediocrity
If you call her aunty, it’s only fair to call me uncle
⛓isaac💀 @fidelitettares
uncle magnus in the houseeee
🩸JJ🗡 @jeannemarych4tur
oh magnus i kinda just call you dad
🩸JJ🗡 @jeannemarych4tur
aunty abigail was a joke
⛓isaac💀 @fidelitettares
yeah we call her mom
Magnus Quinn :) @cavaliermediocrity
Can we, er. Talk about this in person, perhaps?
🩸JJ🗡 @jeannemarych4tur
magnussss get with the times! all the drama happens on twitter now
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John Gaius @emperorundyinglol
First post lol. I bet this tweet is undying am I right
Ianthe Tryharderbitches @glamorouslyctorhood
Omg it’s bestie God! #manipulate #mansplain #manwhore
Master Octakiseron @silassilence
@glamorouslyctorhood You have blasphemed. You, a Lyctor, have disgraced the name of the Kindly Prince. You will face the consequences. The White Templars will not stand for this. One does not simply call the Emperor such foul names, such as manwh
Coronabeth :D @tridentariitwinnie
Lmao he ran out of space
Coronabeth :D @tridentariitwinnie
Stay slaying sis💅
Augustine Q @thefirstfirst
Ianthe, chick, I didn’t know you had a sister
mercymorn >:( @thesecondfirst
you do NOT need to be meddling in the children’s business, augustine!!
Ianthe Tryharderbitches @glamorouslyctorhood
Mercy, you spiritually enlightened sister, he can ask whatever he wants
mercymorn >:( @thesecondfirst
YOU, you infant! be quiet!! i don’t want to hear from you!! all my life, for ten thousand years, i have had NO peace, and of course it didn’t get better when children got involved!! you foul disgrace to the name of lyctorhood, you pheasant, you utter peaco
Coronabeth :D @tridentariitwinnie
Lmao she ran out of space
Coronabeth :D @tridentariitwinnie
Stay slaying sis💅
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NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
Okay what the fuck. What the ACTUAL fuck how many bone-licking necromancers are on this hellsite and WHY DID THEY BRING THEIR CAVALIERS. Why are the OLD ASS LYCTORS here. why is GOD here
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
it’s best not to question the way of things, griddle
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
I am questioning the way of things SO HARD
SexPal @palamedeezzz
just roll with it
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
PALAMEDES. You named yourself SexPal. I love you
SexPal @palamedeezzz
you’re inspirational, how could I not
BAMilla Hect @onefleshtwoswords
I was thinking that maybe your complete technological incompetence would prevent you from doing so
SexPal @palamedeezzz
i’m not incompetent, i’m going to hack the website soon
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
Shouldn’t Palamedes be like. a grammar nerd on twitter too or something? Him having caps off feels so wrong
BAMilla Hect @onefleshtwoswords
He doesn’t want to admit that he’s trying to get with the young generation. Even though he kind of /is/ the young generation
SexPal @palamedeezzz
alas, camilla, i just like the way words look without their…. capitals
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
what a brilliantly striking sentence, sextus
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
NONAGESIMUS YOU’RE ONE TO TALK YOUR CAPS ARE ALWAYS TURNED THE FUCK OFF
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
and yours seem to be unceasingly on. how intriguing.
BAMilla Hect @onefleshtwoswords
Am I the moderator here? The daycare provider, you might say?
SexPal @palamedeezzz
oh yeah, everything would fall apart without you
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
I am logging off. I quit. Woe is me I cannot do this
SexPal @palamedeezzz
but think of the benefits of staying logged in. there are so many cool lesbians here
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
That’s absolutely true, I mean Nonagesimus is the coolest lesbian around, so cool that she fell for an iced corpse latte
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
iekidiuigiwguw
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
What the fuck was that
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
isn’t there a thing called a keysmash?
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
1) That’s the worst keysmash I’ve ever seen, 2) did you not see the very pointed remark I just made about you
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
that i am a cool lesbian? oh, i accept that.
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
An ICED CORPSE LATTE, Nonagesimus. An ICED CORPSE LATTE
harrowhark. @reverendau9ther
no comment
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
I hate it here goodnight everyone
SexPal @palamedeezzz
lol goodnight
NAV NAV NAV @gideon69
Don’t you lol me SexPal
SexPal @palamedeezzz
literally what else am i supposed to say? how can i possibly respond to anything that just happened
BAMilla Hect @onefleshtwoswords
You can’t, you just accept it and ignore it
SexPal @palamedeezzz
that sounds like a very unhealthy emotional strategy
BAMilla Hect @onefleshtwoswords
I’m going to pull a Gideon and go the hell to sleep
SexPal @palamedeezzz
k goodnight camilla, you badass
BAMilla Hect @onefleshtwoswords
If you use ‘k’ in place of ‘okay’ ever again, I will have to severely reprimand you