Work Text:
@dreamwastaken: GEORGE
--@GeorgeNootFound: WHAT
---@dreamwastaken: I LOVE YOU
----@GeorgeNootFound: OK
-----@dreamwastaken: no 'I love you too'? :'(
------@GeorgeNootFound: NOPE
-------@tommyinnit: L
-------@Technothepig: L
-------@FundyLive: L
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Twitter users (rightfully) tease content creator Dream about the lack of response after an "I love you" message to his boyfriend
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 36
tae: oh I love gogy lmao
Gogy: huh
tae: not you gogy-
tae: you know what I mean
Cryptid ☽: mans gonna have to keep keep trying
karaamochi: mans gonna be trying for a while then
notdream: *sigh*
Gogy: oh my god
Text Message: George, why do i love you smh
George: DREAM
George: KEEP THIS UP AND PEOPLE *WILL* FIND OUT
why do i love you smh: wait find out what exactly
George: OH I DONT KNOW
George: MAYBE ABOUT THE STANTWT ACCOUNTS THAT WERE CURRENTLY HIDING FROM THE WORLD??
why do i love you smh: ah
why do i love you smh: and this is a problem how?
George: WTF DO YOU MEAN HOW IS THIS A PROBLEM
George: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
@GeorgeNotFound: WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS TO MYSELF
--@dreamwastaken: ... am I still moving in?
---@GeorgeNotFound: DIE
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 36
Gogy: I CANT BELIEVE DREAM
notdream: AJDKJKFSJLSKF
Sanbii_ ☻ || crying over Karlnap: you guys act like actual dream and gogy
mayamoon: but they're not
mayamoon: right??
notdream: oh no notdream is definitely dream yes absolutely *nods head*
[Gogy removed notdream from the chat]
mayamoon: ok i'll assume that you're not dream then phew
Fluffy Moon || BLM: wait where'd notdream go
sweetchayos: WAIT WHATS GOING ON
@GeorgeNotFound: I HATE THIS STUPID BIRD APP
Big Man created group "POV you're cool (and also tubbo)"
Big Man added Child, Dadza, Drugs, fish fucker, Fork, Furry, Slenderman
Big Man: Drista
Big Man: Drista
Big Man: DRISTA
Big Man: I HAVE HEARD FROM RELIABLE SOURCES THAT DREAM IS PLANNING TO MOVE IN WITH GEORGE OFFICALLY
Big Man: I CANNOT HAVE AN FILTHY AMERICAN SUCH AS HIMSELF CONTAMINATING THE GOGSTER
Slenderman: could you not have done that on pms
Dadza: I think you're a bit late for that tommy mate
Dadza: also pretty sure that's xenophobic
fish fucker: given that your 'reliable sources' are twitter i do not think they're particularly reliable ngl
Big Man: DRISTAAAAAaaA
@TubboTWO: for some reason I have been deemed UNCOOL
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
[Gogy added notdream to the chat]
Gogy: NOW BEHAVE.
sweetchayos: can someone PLEASE
sweetchayos: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
sweetchayos: EXPLAIN WHATS GOING ON
Text Message: George, i will drop kick you off a cliff
i will drop kick you off a cliff: GEORGE
George: WHAT
i will drop kick you off a cliff: YOU KNOW FULL WELL WHAT
George: LOL NOPE
@dreamwastaken: aight just gonna go cyberbully my boyfriend, brb
--@dreamwastaken: with love ofc
---@GeorgeNootFound: DIE
---@GeorgeNootFound: CHANGING YOUR CONTACT NAME TO TECHNO IS BETTER THAN DREAM
----@dreamwastaken: NOOO
----@Technothepig: AHAAA YESSSS SUCK THAT DREAM THATS ANOTHER POINT TO ME MRBEAST
Text Message: George, techno is better than dream
George: i hate you.
techno is better than dream: ilyt <3
George: AJDSKDJSLFJSH
@GeorgeNootFound: aight just gonna go drop kick my boyfriend, brb
--@dreamwastaken: you just stole my tweet
---@dreamwastaken: just like you stole my heart <3
----@GeorgeNootFound: i WILL block you
@tae_innit: why don't they get married already -_-
--@CaffeineChmist: preach bestie
@Twitter: POLL: What do you do when your two best friends are idiots
A) yeet them off a cliff - 54,864 votes (52.61%)
B) yeet yourself off a cliff - 49,421 votes (47.39%)
@GeorgeNootFound: I HATE ALL OF YOU
--@GeorgeNootFound: ESPECIALLY YOU DREAM
---@dreamwastaken: T_T
Text Message: George, techno is better than dream
George: wanna ft so we can figure out what we want to do with the moving in thing
techno is better than dream: i thought you hated me
George: shush
FaceTime: George, techno is better than dream
Duration: 2:48:19
@Dream: moving in with my bf @GeorgeNotFound!!! <333
Attached - a picture of several full moving boxes
--@GeorgeNotFound: wait I did nOT AUTHORISE THIS
---@Dream: wait what
----@GeorgeNotFound: I SAID /I'D/ MOVE IN WITH /YOU/, YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER PLANK
-----@Dream: wAIT WHAT
------@GeorgeNotFound: WAIT I WASNT MEANT TO SAY THAT YET
-------@Dream: THEN DID I PACK FOR NOTHING
--------@GeorgeNotFound: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
---------@Dream: we may have had this conversation when Patches threw up on me actually
----------@GeorgeNotFound: why am I still going out with you.
-----------@Dream: because you love me
------------@GeorgeNotFound: no comment.
Text Message: Sapnap, Fork
Sapnap: so how are you related to this dipshit again?
Fork: I'm not proud of it.
Sapnap: I wouldn't be either.
@Twitter: I need a pay rise
Group Chat: POV you're cool (and also tubbo)
fish fucker: told you your sources were unreliable
Big Man: stfu
@tae_innit: GEORGE IS MOVING IN WITH DREAM???
--@amnesi_acc: GEORGE IS MOVING IN WITH DREAM!!!
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@blve_bellflower: WAIT WHAT
--@blve_bellflower: WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS ASLEEP
---@m0ssyst0ne: IM SO SORRY I DIDNT WAKE YOU UP BESTIE
----@m0ssyst0ne: BASICALLY GEORGE IS MOVING IN WITH DREAM
-----@blve_bellflower: WAIT WHAT
------@m0ssyst0ne: ITS TRUE BESTIE
-------@blve_bellflower: THIS. THIS IS WHY I SAID I WOULDNT NAP ANYMORE.
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Content creator GeorgeNotFound accidentally announces that he is to move in with his boyfriend and fellow creator Dream, after he makes the UNFATHOMABLE mistake that he is moving in with George rather than the other way round
Text Message: Sapnap, George (aka gay disaster #1)
Sapnap: y'all are literal walking movie clichés
George (aka gay disaster #1): THIS IS NOT MY FAULT
Sapnap: mhmm
George (aka gay disaster #1): AJHLWHEKJFD
George (aka gay disaster #1): SAPNAPPP
George (aka gay disaster #1): BOSS LADY JUST MESSAGED ME
Sapnap: what is it this time
George (aka gay disaster #1): SHE TOLD ME TO KEEP PERSONAL OPINIONS OUT OF THE TRENDING DESCRIPTIONS
George (aka gay disaster #1): AJDSKFALFDAKDJALS
Sapnap: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
tae: PLEASEEE IM CRYINGGG
Chem: IKRR THIS IS WAYYY TOO FUNNY
Cryptid ☽: YALL IM DYING AT YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER PLANK
notdream: GEORGE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Gogy: WRONG ACCOUNT IDIOT
Gogy: AH SHIT
tae: WAIT
mayamoon: HANG ON
Cryptid ☽: PLEASE DONT MEAN WHAT I THINK YOU MEAN
notdream: oops...?
Gogy: DREAM YOU ABSOLUTE IGNORAMUS
tae: FUCK NO
Cryptid ☽: AJDALJFLALSKSLAJ
aegean misses bad and skeppy: EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO DELETE MY ACCOUNT BRB
notdream: NO NO NO WAIT
notdream: WAITTTT
notdream: YALL ARE /MY/ BITCHES SO WAITTTT
Gogy: DREAM YOU CANT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
aegean misses bad and skeppy: NOPE NOPE NOPE I AM DONE HERE
Gogy: NO DONT TELL ANYONE
Gogy: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT TELL ANYONE
amnesi_acc | work is for anyone with a death wish: WHY DO YOU HAVE STAN ACCOUNTS
Gogy: ITS A LONG STORY
mayamoon: REMEMBER WHEN RANBOO EXPOSED HIMSELF
mayamoon: WE STILL NEED TO FIND HIM GUYS BTW
mayamoon: AND GOGY AND NOTDREAM WERE BEING SUPER SUS
mayamoon: THIS IS WHY
amnesi_acc | work is for anyone with a death wish: aha yeah we should really find the impostor mhmm
Chem: WAIT GOGY
Chem: YOURE THE DESCRIPTION MAN AS WELL
Slooth: WE HAVE KNOWN THIS FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS??
Chem: AJFAKSGAKDAJAFSJFA
Chem: GOGY I AM SO SORRY FOR ALL THE BULLSHIT WEVE MADE YOU PUT UP WITH FOR SO LONG
Gogy: lmao its ok i'm used to it
Gogy: i'm going out with dream remember
aegean misses bad and skeppy: how could we forget
[notdream left the chat]
amnesi_acc | work is for anyone with a death wish: LMAOOO
[Gogy added notdream to the chat]
Gogy: this is your fault so you're clearing up this shitstorm
notdream: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT
Gogy: ok MOSTLY your fault
notdream: ok FINE
notdream: so i came to stantwt to keep up with the stuff that happens in my fanbase usually without my knowing as one does
Cryptid ☽: as one does
notdream: and george joined stantwt so he could write better trending descriptions
notdream: because as i'm sure you can remember
notdream: they were about as dry as his steak was
Gogy: EXCUSE YOU
Gogy: MY STEAK TASTED JUST FINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
bella | day 1248 of crying over dream: GET TO THE POINT
notdream: and then we met on stantwt
notdream: remember when I said just wait until you hear who introduced them
mayamoon: uh huh..
notdream: maya that may or may not have been you
mayamoon: AKSJDFLKALGKLSFLALRGLFKA
mayamoon: EXCUSE ME WHAT
mayamoon: UNINSTALLING RN
notdream: OK OK BUT LET ME FINISH
notdream: ITS GREAT BEING ON HERE YALL ARE ACTUALLY NICE TWITTER USERS
Gogy: pretty sure you're scaring them dream
notdream: oh HUSH
Gogy: anyway your lips stay sealed all right otherwise we're never streaming again
Cryptid ☽: not a problem with that seeing as i'm DEA
Cryptid ☽: D
notdream: oops sorry
Gogy: btw dream you haven't unpacked have you
notdream: was about to why
Gogy: i've decided you're coming here I am NOT going to america
notdream: wait what
Gogy: sapnap is going to be insufferable if he finds out that we were exposed here
bella | day 1248 of crying over dream: LMAOOO
notdream: I hate you
That²³: what the fuck happened here
Gogy: DONT ASK.
Text Message: Sapnap, George (aka gay disaster #1)
George (aka gay disaster #1): so you know how you said that stantwt would not end well for me
Sapnap: ... yeah...
George (aka gay disaster #1): well
George (aka gay disaster #1): it's a funny story
George (aka gay disaster #1): but
George (aka gay disaster #1): dream and I may have accidentally exposed ourselves aha
Sapnap: .
Sapnap: .
Sapnap: i am officially friends with loggerheads.
George (aka gay disaster #1): you know what.
George (aka gay disaster #1): that's fair
Text Message: George, i can't figure out if i love you or hate you
George: shall we ft to iron everything out then
i can't figure out if i love you or hate you: sure
FaceTime: George, i can't figure out if i love you or hate you
Duration: 3:57:29
@GeorgeNotFound: aha change of plan, Dream IS moving in with me
--@dreamwastaken: in my defence before twitter blows up at me this was not my decision
--@quackity4k: MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
@Areto123: NOW DREAM IS MOVING IN WITH GEORGE??
--@karaamochi: BESTIES NEED TO MAKE UP THEIR MINDS
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DREAM IS MOVING IN WITH GEORGE
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Content creators GeorgeNotFound and Dream announce that Dream will be moving in with George instead of the original plan, which was the other way round (I'm just as confused as you guys oK)