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@GeorgeNotFound: finally doing the long-awaited Q&A stream tonight at 9 pm GMT, see you guys there!! :))))
--@Areto123: WOOO WE FINALLY GET OUR CONTENT BOISSSS
Text Message: George, i still can't believe i'm going out with you wtf
i still can't believe i'm going out with you wtf: i can't join tonight i promised to pick up sapnap from the airport
George: WAIT
George: SAPNAPS COMING??????
i still can't believe i'm going out with you wtf: did you not know this??
George: N O
George: OBVIOUSLY NOT
i still can't believe i'm going out with you wtf: well sapnap's coming
George: AJFAJASKFLKAKSDJL
Text Message: George, Sapnap (i will kick you out of england)
George: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THAT YOURE COMING
Sapnap (i will kick you out of england): um
Sapnap (i will kick you out of england): ok
Sapnap (i will kick you out of england): what?
George: DREAM SAID THAT YOURE COMING
Sapnap (i will kick you out of england): ok back up
Sapnap (i will kick you out of england): coming where
George: HERE
George: THE UK
George: ENGLAND
George: THE LAND OF THE AWFUL WEATHER
Sapnap (i will kick you out of england): i'm not tho
George: .
George: .
George: I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER
@GeorgeNootFound: about to go commit a crime, brb
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Text Message: George, you are dead to me
you are dead to me: LMAOOOO I SAW THAT
you are dead to me: YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT
George: DIE
George: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
George: YOU DONT GET TO BE ON THE STREAM NOW
you are dead to me: NOOOOOO
George: SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT FIRST BITCH
Text Message: George, Sapnap (i like you better than dream rn)
George: ignore the last fifteen or so messages
George: everything's gud
Sapnap (i like you better than dream rn): my god you guys need to get a grip
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
bella | day 2055 of crying over dream: what's the q&a gonna be about gogy
Gogy: just stuff really
Gogy: i actually have nothing planned now you mention it
amnesi_acc | working is overrated: so we could technically ask you anything
amnesi_acc | working is overrated: ANYTHING at all
Gogy: well not ANYTHING
Gogy: but anything that i find appropriate for a stream yanno
notdream: relationship stuff?
Gogy: twitter gets enough of that
tae: could just be me
tae: maybe not
tae: is it a lovers quarrel
Gogy: shup
Gogy: no
notdream: you sure about that
Gogy: DREAM
Gogy: GO AWAY
notdream: :(
Gogy: ok i'm sorry
Gogy: but you put that onto yourself
notdream: :(
Gogy: no PLEASE DONT PULL THAT ON ME
Gogy: IM SORRY OKAYYYY
Gogy: DONT MAKE ME SAD TOO
notdream: :'(
Gogy: IM SORRY OK I LOVE YOU AND YOU KNOW IT SO STOP WITH THE FACES PLEASEEE
Chem: awwww
tae: awwww
amnesi_acc | working is overrated: awwww
Gogy: stahp
Gogy: you're making me regret this
notdream: and i thought we were Bonding™
@gogyyy: y'all ever just wonder how and why some people were just born as assholes
Text Message: George, Sapnap (i like you better than dream rn)
George: are you hopping onto the stream
Sapnap (i like you better than dream rn): no sorry i need to catch up on my sleep because i have been exhausted lately
George: oh that's ok
George: i mean been there done that got the t-shirt
George: get your rest sappitus nappitus
Sapnap (i like you better than dream rn): call me that again and we're gonna have issues
@GeorgeNotFound: going live in five!
Text Message: Sapnap, Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters)
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): sapnap
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): you don't happen to have checked twitter lately have you
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): because
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): uh
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): I've fucked up
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): badly
Sapnap: I took a break for ten minutes.
Sapnap: TEN MINUTES.
@stupidsanbii: AFSJKLJSJASDKJLDLG
@ranboop_: OH?? MY GOD??? WTF???????
@Areto123: OMFG
@CaffeineChmist: DREAM IS HOT
--@CaffeineChmist: DREAM IS FUCKING HOT
@ThatIsImportant: NO ONE TALK TO ME #SIMPINGFORDREAM
--@quacktvt: #SIMPINGFORDREAM
--@sweetchayos: #SIMPINGFORDREAM
--@stephisoftie: #SIMPINGFORDREAM
@SleepySlooth: DREAM FACE REVEAL??????
--@starcreu: DREAM FACE REVEAL!!!!!!!
---@sweetchayos: AJSDAJKLDJLAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@mayamoon: DONT @ ME THIS IS NOW A DREAM SIMP ACCOUNT #SIMPINGFORDREAM
@NekoKat14: AAAAAHHAAHAH
@c_albb: YALL PLEASE CALM DOWN DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
--@c_albb: HAVE YOU ALSO CONVENIENTLY FORGOTTEN THAT POOR GEORGE IS THE DESCRIPTION MAN??
---@c_albb: AND HES GONNA HAVE TO WRITE DESCRIPTIONS FOR YOUR THIRST TWEETS?????
----@c_albb: ABOUT HIS FIANCE?????????
-----@tae_innit: IM SORRY GEORGE BUT BESTIE YOU CANT TELL ME YOURE NOT SIMPING
TWITTER TRENDING
DREAM FACE REVEAL
69,903 Tweets
DREAM IS HOT
79,592 Tweets
#SIMPINGFORDREAM
83,193 Tweets
Dream's Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35
amnesi_acc | work is for the not mentally okay: DREAM I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT TWITTER TRENDING RN
Cryptid ☽: YOU REALISE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY IS A THING RIGHT???
amnesi_acc | work is for the not mentally okay: ah
notdream: i mean too late either way
Cryptid ☽: AJLKSJFKDJFASKFJALKFJ
@blve_bellflower: THE ONE TIME I DONT NAP IS THE ONE TIME I DONT WATCH THE STREAM
--@blve_bellflower: AND DREAM DOES A FUCKING FACE REVEAL
---@blve_bellflower: NOW WHAT IN ABSOLUTE FUCK HAPPENED
----@m0ssyst0ne: BESTIE
-----@m0ssyst0ne: I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SHEER SIMPING HAPPENING RN
Attached - a picture of a blonde man with his arm around George's shoulders
------@blve_bellflower: OK I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW
-------@blve_bellflower: BUT LIKE WHAT HAPPENED???
--------@m0ssyst0ne: GEORGE FORGOT TO PUT UP THE GREEN SCREEN AND THEN DREAM JUST WALKED IN AND HUGGED HIM AND IM TELLING YOU BESTIE CHAT WENT /CRAZY/
---------@blve_bellflower: HOW DID I MISS THAT IM CRYINGGG RN AJALSAJDKFALJJLAD
Text Message: George, you are LITERALLY a disaster wtf
George: I AM NEVER LETTING YOU ON A STREAM AGAIN.
you are LITERALLY a disaster wtf: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FORGOT TO PUT UP A GREEN SCREEN
George: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT
George: YOU KNEW I WAS STREAMING
George: AND YOU KNOW I DO FACECAM STREAMS
George: AND YOU DECIDED TO WALTZ IN ANYWAY
George: I DONT SEE HOW THIS IS MY FAULT
@tommyinnit: I reckon I could take Dream in a fight no problem
--@ItsMoonjiMoth: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TOMMY THATS NOT WHAT ANYONE CARES ABOUT AT THE MOMENT
Twitter DM: @gogyyy, @tae_innit
tae: george
tae: i promise you i am 100% not trying to steal your fiancé
tae: but you did not tell us that dream is this good looking
Gogy: excuse you what
tae: never mind
Text Message: Sapnap, Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters)
Sapnap: so i opened twitter
Sapnap: guess what i find
Sapnap: your stupid face on every tweet i see
Sapnap: with the tag #SIMPINGFORDREAM number 2 on trending
Sapnap: considering number 1 is DREAM IS HOT
Sapnap: i think you've got something to explain here
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): aha yeah well um
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): yeah
Sapnap: yeah what???
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): yeah um i may have walked in when george was streaming
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): only he may have not been using a green screen
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): and i may have not realised
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): and i may have hugged him
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): on stream
Dream (aka THE gay disaster to end all gay disasters): in front of nearly 300k people
Sapnap: why.
Sapnap: WHY are you such a disaster.
TWITTER TRENDING
DREAM FACE REVEAL
78,518
Content creator Dream accidentally does a face reveal on GeorgeNotFound's Q&A live stream when he forgets to use a green screen (again, NOT my fault)
DREAM IS HOT
84,238
Fans of Dream speculate on Dream's apparent attractiveness after the accidental face reveal (hands off he's mine >:( )
#SIMPINGFORDREAM
91,404
you know what I'm not even going to bother