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Private message [Blu, Chelsea] 3:22 AM
Blu: I’m writing a dnf fic for dre’s bday
Chelsea: ayo?
Chelsea: what au?
Blu: Dude
Blu: It’s his birthday
Blu: Of course im writing a birthday sex fic
Chelsea: ya horny bitch
Chelsea: keep it up
Blu: Fuck off
Blu: Do you wanna beta read it?
Chelsea: no ew keep your nasty nsfw from me
Blu: You read smut on a daily basis wdym keep it away????
Chelsea: OKAY reading smut and PROOFreading dmut is different
Blu: Lmao dmut
Chelsea: STFUUUUU
Blu: LMAO OKAY
Chelsea: i am not beta reading your fic
Blu: Pls :(
Chelsea: no (heart)
Blu: UGH fine
Chelsea: is the fic even finished?
Blu: …
Chelsea: you havent even started huh
Blu: …
Blu: Np comment
Chelsea: tHEN GET WRITING BITCH
Blu: OKAY!
Google docs 3:49 AM
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Google docs 5:57 AM
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Private message [Blu, Chelsea] 6:04 AM
Blu: Alrite its finished
Blu: Chels?
Blu: You asleep?
Blu: Ok Ill ask twt then
Twitter [@gbrainrots] 6:11 AM
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Blu @gbrainrot · 12s
Hey @dreamwastaken ive got a dnf fic for your birthday do you wanna probably beta read it ahaha jk (unlessss)
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Private message [Blu, Chelsea] 6:12 AM
Blu: Ok chels imma go to bed
Blu: Wake me up if anything ever happens
Private message [Blu, Chelsea] 7:00 AM
Chelsea: sure thing best bro
Chelsea: wait did u tweet?
Twitter [@gbrainrots] 7:07 AM
Blu @gbrainrots · 56m
Hey @dreamwastaken ive got a dnf fic for your birthday do you wanna probably beta read it ahaha jk (unlessss)
13 comments 4 retweets 47 likes
-- chelsea @Chelseemi · 3s
lmao blu what if he actually answers what u gon do then
Group chat [Dream, Sapnap, George] 8:41 AM
Dream: lmao guys someone just tagged me asked me to proofread their dnf fic
Sapnap: wtf?
Dream: should i say yes?
Sapnap: idk ask george
Dream: hes sleeping you idiot
Sapnap: lmao fuck him then do what u want
Dream: hell yea
Alarm : 10:00 AM
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Private message [Blu, Chelsea] 10:10 AM
Chelsea: BLU GODDAMIT WAKE UP
Chelsea: CODE RED
Chelsea: FUCK U CANT SEE RED
Chelsea: CODE BROWN
Chelsea: BLU ISTG IF U DONT WAKE UP
Blu: Wtf is wrong with you
Chelsea: THANK FUCKING SHIT
Blu: Hello??? I just??? Woke up???
Chelsea: yOU TOLD ME TO WAKE U UP IS ANYTHING HAPPENS
Blue: OKAY CHILL
Blu: Wtf happened
Chelsea: check twt trending
Chelsea: RIGHT!! FUCKING!! nOW!!
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Blu @gbrainrots · 4h
Hey @dreamwastaken ive got a dnf fic for your birthday do you wanna probably beta read it ahaha jk (unlessss)
201 replies 65 retweets 68 quote retweets 10.2k likes
-- dream @dreamwastaken · 1h
Sure just send me the link :)
3,323 replies 2,196 retweets 827 quote tweets 42.3k likes
---- Kirby | DREAM DAY! @kirbysoot · 1h
DREAM???
---- emma ¹ ⁸ @smile_not_found · 44m
This is my last straw /hj
-- nyx || DREAM DAY fic (2/5) @Loonyxs · 1h
OOMF GOT A DREAM NOTICE????
-- Momen || FC chp 3 📌 @donotfeear · 31m
blu got a dre notice… but at what cost...
-- chelsea @Chelseemi · 52m
….oh god
---- vee @veewrites · 53m
Chelsea whERE IS HE??
ash | DREAM DAY :) @ashinnitt quote retweeted your tweet!
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emma ¹ ⁸ @smile_not_found quote retweeted your tweet!
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Private message [Blu, Chelsea] 10:33 AM
Chelsea: u good dude?
Chelsea: blu?
Blu: …
Blu: Chelsea… WHAT THE FUCKKKK??????
Chelsea: KSDHFKF DUDE U GOT A DREAM NOTICE
Blu: Yea but ASKING TO SEND HIM MY GDOCS??????
Blu: What is this universe….
Chelsea: i am dead
Chelsea: the amount of qrts are scaring me
Blu: FUCK I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
Blu: Pls dont be talking trash
Chelsea: HAHHAHA THEYRE MOSTLY JUST SALTY
Chelsea: also quite a few anti-dnfs
Blu: Oh fuck those people
Blu: More importantly
Blu: WHAT THE HELL DO I DOOOOOOOO
Chelsea: i say send it
Blu: I CANT FUCKING DO THAT????
Group chat [Dream, Sapnap, George] 10:40 AM
Sapnap: why did you even do that
Sapnap: poor dudes probably confused af
Dream: I gave him free clout!
George: hey whatd i miss?
Dream: George!
Sapnap: GOGY
Sapnap: this dumbass replied to a tweet asking him to proofread a dnf fic
George: ...okay?
Dream: You’re not mad rite? :(
George: idk dream, what are you gonna do now?
Dream: Probably dm him
Dream: I’m actually kinda curious
Twitter [@gbrainrots] 10:46 AM
Blu @gbrainrots · 15s
… well fuck
Group chat [Dream, Sapnap, George] 10:51 AM
George: aha… you sure?
Dream: Why not?
George: um what if theyre not comfortable with you dming them?
Sapnap: he tagged him????
Dream: For a joke sure but he should anticipate the chances of me /actually/ replying
George: idk dream i think he didnt mean to tag you
Dream: That’s kinda stupid tho??
Dream: Youre acting weird george
Sapnap: yea gogs
Sapnap: u good? u usually dont care abt these things
George: um well
George: just making precautions?
Dream: Are you not okay with this george?
George: no
George: i mean i am, but like what if hes not a good guy and hes trolling you and when you dm him hes gonna send back like i dunno a unsolicited dick pic ir sumn
Sapnap: ...
Dream: ...
Dream: Im dming him
George: wait
George: dream
Direct message [@gbrainrot, @dreamwastaken] 10:58 AM
@dreamwastaken: hi! :)
Twitter [@gbrainrots] 11:03 AM
Blu @gbrainrots · 3m
Fuck god FUCK FU C K HELL SHIT WHT THA FAKC
2 replies 13 likes
-- Jun⁴⁶ ▪ oneshot pinned! @twixonao3 · 2m
oomf you good?
---- nyx || DREAM DAY fic (2/5) @Loonyxs · 40s
Blu just got noticed by The Dream, someone he’s been depicting as a big dicked person in his
writings. Yes, Jun, he’s feeling very swell /s
------ Jun⁴⁶ ▪ oneshot pinned! @twixonao3 · 29s
o-oh no…
Direct message [@gbrainrot, @dreamwastaken] 11:11 AM
@gbrainrot: Hello Mr. Wastaken hahaha very fine day isn’t it
@dreamwastaken: it is haha
@gbrainrot: Mhmm yea so uh um first of all, happy birthday!
@gbrainrot: Second, that was kinda just a joke haha uh you really dont have to haha
@dreamwastaken: but i want to :(
@dreamwastaken: what is it about?
@gbrainrot: oh ahahahah well uh
@gbrainrot: uhhhhhh gimme one minute
Private message [Blu, Chelsea] 11:20 AM
Blu: CHELSEA
Blu: FUCK CHELS
Chelsea: WHAT WHAT HAPPENED
Blu: HE FUVKINBG
Blu: HE DMED MEEEEEEE
Chelsea: OH SHIT
Chelsea: WHAT HE SAY
Blu: he asked for the doc chels WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Blu: HE ASKED WHAT IT WAS ABOUTTTTTT
Blu: CHELSEA HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM THAT ITS ABOUT SEX
Chelsea: WAIT HAHAHHA IM DEAD
Chelsea: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE
Chelsea: DID THE PLANETS FINALLY ALIGN
Blu: Pls chels give me some light
Chelsea: bruh just give him the doc
Chelsea: maybe youll finally have his accurate dick measurement in return ;)
Blu: FUCK??????
Blu: You are on thin fucking ice motherfucker
Blu: Youve planted an imagery or dreams dick in my head
Chelsea: YOU WRITE NSFW FICS ISNT THAT YOUR DAILY THOUGHTS???????
Blu: IT IS NOT????
Chelsea: ….
Chelsea: [5 images attached]
Desc: five screenshots of Blu ranting about how he would “respectfully” suck Dream’s dick
Blu: ….okay /sometimes/ i think about it too much
Chelsea: i have a fucking folder filled with that shit
Chelsea: you want me to make a presentation???
Chelsea: ill add a graph showing the peaks of your dick obsession
Chelsea: spoiler, it was in june
Blu: STFUUUU
Direct message [@gbrainrot, @dreamwastaken] 11:38 AM
@dreamwastaken: whered u go :(
@gbrainrot: Haha okay im back
@dreamwastaken: oh hey :D
@dreamwastaken: so whats it about?
@gbrainrot: Uhhh i dunno if youve noticed here dream sir
@gbrainrot: But there is a recurring theme in my writings which is no surprise, nsfw
@gbrainrot: And uh this writing may or may not be nsfw hahaha so um you probably wouldnt want to read it hahah
@dreamwastaken: i dont mind!
@dreamwastaken: who knows, maybe i can help out with some details ;)
Twitter [@gbrainrots] 11:44 AM
Blu @gbrainrots · 1m
@Chelseemi you fucking dream kinnie
4 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
-- chelsea @Chelseemi · 22s
?????
Direct message [@gbrainrot, @dreamwastaken] 11:47 AM
@gbrainrot: Um are you sure?
@dreamwastaken: yeah
@dreamwastaken: positive :)
Group chat [Dream, Sapnap, George] 11:50 AM
Dream: Oh god this is so nerve-racking
George: you better not regret this
Dream: Of course Georgie :D
Sapnap: share the plot with us when youre done dude
George: No.
Direct message [@gbrainrot, @dreamwastaken] 11:52 AM
@gbrainrot: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OrjU04Hx_UXT6yKnK3ksFID_weoW4qO5JCHP0I67W6Q/edit
@gbrainrot: Okay so here’s the link
@gbrainrot: Um happy reading i gues????
@dreamwastaken: thanks!
@dreamwastaken: ill be sure to give good feedback :)
Twitter [@gbrainrots] 11:53 AM
Blu @gbrainrots · 1m
Dear lord what did I just do…
7 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
dream @dreamwastaken · 3s
O-oh…
21 replies 10 retweets 6 quote retweets 133 likes