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Published:
2015-02-09
Completed:
2015-11-01
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What Happens When You Have a Ghost Problem

Summary:

A one shot collection based around our favorite ghost boy. Contains many genres, I suppose, but mostly humor (as bad as my sense of humor is). I'm setting this as complete because I've fallen out of this Fandom and I have no more ideas for this story. Sorry about that.
A version of this called "What Happens to Ghost Boys" can be found on FFN under the same penname as on here.

Notes:

This stupid thing has undergone so many name changes it's ridiculous. First it was What Happens in School, but that stopped fitting (the original title was, fully, "what happens in school gets turned into drabbles" based off the phrase "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"), then it was What Happens to Ghost Boys, but I don't like that, now it's What Happens When You Have a Ghost Problem, which fits better I suppose but I still don't like it.

So, this is my collection of Danny Phantom one shots. I try to be humorous but I'm not sure how well I am at it. I'll probably start dipping into AUs and Angst soon enough. Gods know I have enough of it on my hard drive.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: I Don't Know, Can You?

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Before all else, Mr Lancer is an English teacher

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Danny stuck his hand in the air and said "Mr Lancer, can I go to the bathroom?" His ghost sense was screaming at him and he had to get out of here.

Mr Lancer's voice was absent when he replied, not looking up from the papers he was grading. "I don't know, can you?"

The whole class froze, staring at him in disbelief. Danny's mouth fell open, ghost forgotten.

He did not just say that. Mr Lancer looked up, eyes blinking as he forced himself out of his stupor. He couldn't believe himself either.

Just then, a faint shout sounded outside the classroom: "I am the BOX GHOST!"

Danny groaned in quiet mental pain as he started fishing around in his bag. The second the Box Ghost flew into the room, hands up in his usual manner, he was engulfed by white light. A frantic 'Beware!' was the last thing the students heard.

Danny let his head fall back onto his desk.