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1. Don't Point That Finger at Me Unless You Intend To Use It by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Sep 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bro/John Egbert
   • Dirk Strider/John Egbert
   • Bro (Homestuck)
   • Dirk Strider
   • John Egbert

   Summary

   From the kink meme:

   "so my idea, it's years after the game john can be anywhere from oh 17-23. for some odd reason he needs will be in texas for an undetermined amount of time and can't afford a hotel or renting his own place so dave suggests he stays at bro/daves apartment.
   no instant 'in lust' sex(fantasizing or UST is fine), must be built up as they actually learn about each other instead of what they know from dave. feel free to put in random 'odd couple' shenanigans as they get use to living together."

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   English

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