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Tord’s POV
Hi my name’s Tord and I have a gwiant cwush on Tom. =^.^=
I wike gwiant wobots, and bwi’ish Tom.
Tom was sitting at the kwitchen table and was eating smirnoff.
So i dwecided to appwoach him UwU.
“HEY TOM NICE MOWNING”!
“THANKS YOU TOO.”
And then we kissed and hugged and kissed.
His kiss was nice, our saliva was connected with a stwing. And then he took me to his woom. and then we did bang bang. >w<
And then Tom died. F
Tom’s POV
Hi, I'm Tom and I died but I can now see tord more often and I don't need to sleep so I sneak to his room and watch him 24/7. Edd and Matt didn’t give a shit but Tord cried. To stop tord from crying, i gave him one last kiss before my soul left the earth.
Edd’s POV
3 DAYS LATER
It’s Tom’s funeral. Tord is crying, Matt is looking like a literal god. Oh fuck I want to kiss him so bad right now. We didn't have a bed to go to, so we took Tom out of his coffin and did the bang bang. Tord was so upset, and gave tom a true love's kiss, and tom came back to life??!!?!?!?!??!? O-O