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1. You're One in a Melon by deepslowpanic for TroublesomeTimes

   Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Oct 2021

   Tags

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   • Kim Namjoon | RM/Min Yoongi | Suga
   • Min Yoongi | Suga
   • Kim Namjoon | RM
   • Kim Seokjin | Jin
   • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
   • Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Kim Taehyung | V
   • Jeon Jungkook
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Online Dating
   • Drunk Texting
   • Sexting
   • Awkwardness
   • Farmer Kim Namjoon | RM
   • Kim Seokjin | Jin & Min Yoongi | Suga are Best Friends
   • Vacation
   • Min Yoongi | Suga is a Mess
   • First Kiss
   • Awkward Flirting
   • Light Angst
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Blow Jobs
   • Tit Fucking because have you seen Namjoon's fucking chest?
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Getting Together
   • Sex on a twin bed

   Summary

   Meet your life partner on our new dating app, Farmers Only. The only app where farmers can bond over their love of agriculture, environmentally friendly pesticide, and each other. Sign up today to find the love of your life!

   Yoongi looks up from the app to blink at Seokjin, who has a triumphant gleam in his eye. "What the fuck did you download on my phone?”

   Seokjin shrugs. "You always said you wanted to be a big, strong, working man's hoe."

   -OR-

   Unlucky in love, Yoongi is skeptical when Seokjin makes him a profile on a dating app for farmers. Hungover the next morning, he realizes he drunkenly sexted an unreasonably attractive melon farmer, and deletes the app out of shame. It's not like they'll ever come across each other in real life, right?

   Series

   • Part 1 of Big Gay Farm

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