Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Clementine was a raccoon hybrid she knew that. She doesn’t know how she got here or why she never sees anyone else but it’s fine. She doesn’t know anyone anyways.

Clementine was brushing her long blonde locks and straightening the mess of fur that her tail has become. She had lovely blue eyes that if anyone stares into them, they can see the ocean and its peaceful waves. There isn’t anyone that is here to stare into her ocean eyes.

Clementine has a beautiful son; he is a spider, and his name is shroud. She doesn’t remember when she met him, she just knew he was her son. He keeps her company and helps her with her little jobs around the wooden cottage. There isn’t anyone else to help or keep her company.

Clementine also likes talking to chat, they are lovely people and help her with finding and assembling things. They have been around as long as she can remember, not that she remembers much.

It was midday and Clementine was singing a song to her flowers. He she used to sing the song to other flowers in a country of freedom. “Now I’ve heard there was a secret cord well I’ve heard there was a special place that David played, and it pleased the Lord where men could go and emancipate but you don’t really care for the music do you? The brutality and the tyranny of their rulers it goes like this the fourth the fifth well this place is real we needn’t fret the minor falls the major lifts with WILBUR, TOMMY, TUBBO fuck ERET the baffled king composing hallelujah it’s a very big and not blown-up L’manberg hallelujah my L’manberg hallelujah my L’manberg hallelujah my L’manberg hallelujah my L’manberg”

When Clementine stopped singing, she heard muffled crying. “Hello?” she called out. Then a fox hybrid came into her view and looked at her, Clementine could see the red eyes from crying and the ways the fox hybrids tail hid between the persons legs. “Tommy?” the fox hybrid asked.

FUNDY

POG

E

E

E

LOL

FURRY

YOUR TOMMY

FURRY SAD

WHERE IS SHROUD

SPIDER SON POG

POG

POG

“Sorry but I’m not Tommy” you are Clementine whispered; she doesn’t like yelling you loved yelling. The fox hybrid stood looking at Clementine horrified, then looked down. “What do you remember…….”

THE WAR, THE BETRAYELS, DREAM, DISCS, TUBBO, TECHNOBLADE, PHILZA, WILBUR, FUNDY, EXILE, PRISON, THE PAIN, THE LEAVING.

“Well, I remember waking up here with my son; Shroud…. And that’s all really” Clementine mumbled Tommy never mumbled.

“….. I’m Fundy, he/him and you?” The fo- Fundy asked. Clementine was getting excited she was making a friend Your friends miss you, tommy “Clementine, she/her” Clementine beamed, her smile riveling against the sun. Fundy smiled a bit then quickly looked over his shoulder. “Do you think I can stay here for a bit?” Fundy asked. Clementine quickly nodded her head and grabbed Fundy’s paw and dragged him inside, she then ushered him onto a chair and started brewing some tea.

“Would you and Shroud like to come back with me” Fundy whispered. Clementine thought for a bit, ‘it would be a nice change of scenery and maybe I could meet some new friends’

NEW FRIENDS POG

POG

POG

POG

WE CAN SEE TUBBO

E

E

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

E

WRONG CHAT IDIOT

L

L

L

I MISS WILBUR

L

GO GO GO GO GO

“Yeah, that sounds poggers” Clementine grinned. Fundy smiled back and started to help Clementine pack her and Shrouds bags… it’s going to be a long day.

“This place is amazing Fundy” Clementine look at the castle in awe. Fundy showed a small sheepish smile and then knocked on the door.

“Fundy my son, who is with….TOMMY!!!” A person with sunglasses, a gold crown and a cape that had blue, purple and pink on it.

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Eret was waiting for Fundy to return from his trip and when Fundy returned, they didn’t expect to see a supposedly dead child with a spider clinging onto said child.

“TOMMY EVERYONE SAID YOU DIED HOW-“Eret shouted but was cut off by Fundy glaring at her. Eret decided to take a look at Tommy, he was wearing his signature red and white t-shirt, but he also had bandages wrapped around his waist like a makeshift corset, his hair was much longer and was in a messy braid. He was wearing cargo pants with rope wrapped around his hips which had potions of healing and regeneration hanging off the rope like accessories. He also is a fucking raccoon but Eret isn’t really surprised.

“Hello um I’m Clementine, my pronouns are she/her and this is my son shroud…..nice to meet you?” TommyClementine whispered shyly.

“Eret she/they/he and its pleasant to meet you to Clementine” Eret bowed the crown threatened to fall off.

“That’s a lovely crown Eret”

YEAH SHE GOT IT BY BETRAYING YOU

SHUT THE FUCK UP

E

POG

E

LANGUAGE!!

BADBOYHALO IS THAT YOU?

POG

POG

E

Clementine winced chat was being extra loud today and it was giving her a headache. People used to say, you gave them headaches. Shroud started to climb to the front of his mother to get a better look at the humans.

Eret has conflicted feelings about the spider. Fundy is used to his family’s fucking confusing family tree. Clementine will kill someone to keep her son safe. Shroud will take over the world and only his mother will live.

Eret invited them all in and sat down at the table and placed down a bunch of delicious food. Clementine and Fundy were talking about where Clementine will stay so they didn’t see Shroud steal Eret’s potato.

Eret no longer has conflicted feelings for the spider and if Clementine didn’t love it, the spider will cease to exist due to Eret.

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Eret is impressed by Philza managing to revive his son but he will kill Wilbur again if Wilbur makes one more demand for his son back.

Wilbur has been showing up at the castles unannounced and demanding he gets Fundy back. Eret is so glad Wilbur hasn’t seen Clementine.

“Fundy is my biological son, and I didn’t sign any documents that allow you to take him away from me” Wilbur hissed glaring at the traitor Queen.

“Wilbur I am Fundy’s legal guardian and adoptive mother and the only thing you have with Fundy is that you are his sperm donor” Eret remarked smugly and thriving off the face Wilbur pulled at being called Fundy’s sperm donor.

“IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER” Wilbur suddenly screeched, which caused Eret to quickly twist their head to look at the direction where Wilbur is staring at.

There in all his glory was fucking Shroud, who crawled to smug for a spider to Eret, sat in her lap and started to stare into Wilbur’s soul.

Eret takes their last statement back Shroud is now one of her favourite mobs and she also praises Shroud more than some people.  Wilbur

Clementine is freaking out she lost her son and she can’t seem to find him, she knows Shroud is smart and could avoid danger but she is a mother, she is allowed to be worried.

She runs to where Eret is on her throne to see if they have seen Shroud.

“ERET” She screams kicking the double door open, to see Shroud on Eret’s lap and some weird guy who is probably emo.

Wilbur turns around to see.. TOMMY?

“TOMS MY BROTHER YOU’RE ALIVE” Wilbur breathed out in relief and happy to see his little brother ok.

“I’m sorry but who are you?”

………

"What"

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“what”

“Clementine dear, can you please leave and take Shroud with you” Eret spoke calmly even though they where far from calm.

”Ok mum, Shroud my beautiful son, let’s find Fundy” Clementine called Shroud over to her.

”let me get this straight, you took my son and then my brother”Wilbur’s cold voice filled the empty room.

”Wilbur-“ Eret was cut off by Wilbur.

”No, Tommy has been missing for months and was presumed dead, why the fuck is he here, get Tommy to stop the prank, pretending to be a girl called Clementine, pretending he doesn’t know me, get. Him. To. Stop”Wilbur hissed a Eret, as Eret was starting to panic more.

”I CAN’T” Eret screamed.

“WHY CAN’T YOU” Wilbur screamer back.

”BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER YOU, SHE DIDN’T REMEMBER ME OR FUNDY, SHE LOST HER MEMORIES AND SHE IS A GIRL NOW” 

“BULLSHIT”

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Clementine was crying.

She can’t breath.

WHO IS THAT MAN.

WHO IS HE.

DOES SHE KNOW HIM?

IS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIM?

Lets be the villains Tommy

It’s my final sympathy

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUT

SHUT

SHUT

ShU7

4Hu7

4/U7

4//7

///7

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Eret and that man was screaming at each other. You won’t betray me would you?

She’s scared and she doesn’t know why. Can’t you shut up for once Tommy

Listen Tommy

I’m blowing it all up

Tubbo can’t be trusted

Clementine breath

F

Breath

Panic attack??

Wilbur is being a little bitch

o7

Clementine can you tell us where you are?

“I’m in the garden” She mumbled clinging onto her son like a lifeline, her tail wrapped around them both and her ears down.

Good

E

That’s great

Keep going

Angstarc?

It’s always angstarc for her

Bullshit, my foot kicking his dick /hj

FukSmallEnderman NO

Can you tell us about who you are holding

“But you already know” Clementine questioned her voice chocking back the sobs that threaten to fall from her blue eyes. Not dull anymore, not that horrid grey

E

Just tell us please

Pog

Yeah Please

“Ok” she giggled at chat.

“So it all started when I washed up on a beach, I didn’t know where I was but there on my back was my beautiful son Shroud” Shroud perked up at that.

Fundy was running through the halls, why can’t he find Clementine. He knows Wilbur is there and he didn’t want to risk Clementine freaking out in case she remembered.

Luckily Wilbur didn’t see that Clementine was a raccoon hybrid, somehow. At least he hopes

“-Then me and Shroud—I had to tell Shroud off for—” Fundy heard coming from the garden.

“Clementine thank prime you are ok, I was so worried” Fundy called out.

“Fundy! Have they stopped fighting?” Clementine asked hope in her eyes.

“Not yet but it’s ok come on, would you and Shroud like a hot chocolate” Fundy asked the raccoon and spider.

“yeah that would be pog” Clementine giggled. Her eyes are still red from the crying

“Would you like to talk about it?” Fundy asked.

“He scares me, that man” Clementine whispered, Fundy made the gesture to continue.

“I’m terrified of him but I feel like I have to stay next to him, put up a mask and smile even though he makes me terrified” Clementine admitted.

“He makes me want to leave and hide”

You did try to leave but instead of hiding you jumped 

No one was there to stop you

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“Good morning Shroud, morning chat” Clementine whispered stretching her arms up. Shroud hisses back and rubbed his head against her chest, she giggled lightly at her sons antics.

Morning Clementine

Morning

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Hello!!

Hi

Sleepy raccoon

Morning

Hey

Sleepyinnit

“Hello to you guys too… chat, Shroud do you want to do crochet with me?” Clementine asked the voices and the arachnid. Shroud hisses again and started walking to the armchair and waited for his mum to follow him.

She grabbed out black and red yarn and her crochet hooks and starting hooking the yarn.

FukSmallEnderman: Clementine protect squad against bad people go brrrr

Agreed

Yessss

E

She put down her crochet hooks and stared at the wall confused, “why do some of you have names now? How do some of you have names now” she asked really confused but decided to go back to work at chats unusual and somewhat threatening silence.

“So this Wilbur guy” Clementine started but then stopped talking at chats out burst.

Fuck him

KILL HIM

E

Pog

Blood for the blood god

Wrong chat

E

chocolateminttea: Wilbur Soot more like Wilbitch-

HAH

WILBITCH

WILBITCH

L

ItsTato: Wilbur here, blind asf. xD

BLIND BOI

HAHA

E

WILBITCH

Stupid man

WillowFall: Time to punt that emo mfer out the window!

EMO HAH

POG

EMO WILBITCH

Kill him

NO

YES

douxie_casperan: Wiblur smut is being whiny

HAHA

E

ItsTato: .-. excuse me the what-

Wiblur smut wtf

LMAO

Honestly he is a whore

POG

…I HATE THAT ITS TRUE

LOL

L

Bapbee: Not Wimblur Suit being a little bitch again

BITCH BOI

Can someone edit his face onto a suit

E

LMAO

POG

“Are you guys doing mentally stable” Clementine questioned and received silence, “ok moving on I’ve done Shrouds head” Clementine showed Shroud the crochet version of his head and hissed happily, “we just need to finish your body and legs isn’t that right my little hero” Clementine pat Shroud’s head.

“Sorry for intruding” A voice came from behind Clementine, She turned around to see Eret standing there, “Hi Eret” Clementine happily greeted as Eret sat down in the armrest beside her.

“I’m sorry about yesterday” Eret apologised to Clementine, “I guess I need to explain a few things don’t I huh” They looked away from Clementine, “an explanation will be nice yeah” She said.

“Wilbur is Fundy’s dad and…. Your brother” Eret looked at Clementine. “But I don’t know him” Clementine replied.

“Yeah well, there is a reason you don’t remember anything of your past, you must have had an head injury and forgot everything and met Shroud” the spider sat in his mothers lap with a happy hiss. “Your name was Tommy and Wilbur and a man named Technoblade where your brothers, you had a dad named Philza and Fundy is your nephew” Eret continued. “You were exiled and then went missing but Fundy found you also you were not a raccoon hybrid last time I saw you so you must have gotten it during exile” Eret finished.

“There is still a lot you haven’t told me and I’m guessing your not going to tell me until later but it also explains why people keep shouting ‘Tommy’ every time they first see me” Clementine whispered and her tail wrapped around her and Shroud subconsciously.

“Yeah I’m sorry” Eret whispered back.

Clementine looked away sadly.

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Technoblade was sharpening his axe when the door swung open.

“DAD” Wilbur’s voice rang out through the wooden cabin, much to Techno’s anger.

“Wilbur shut up” Technoblade grunted at the revived fuck.

FukCrow: sometimes I wish I could just have a body to hug Clem, we can’t, we cry together

Chocolateminttea: yes

Same

Yep

E

We all do

I want to so bad

BLOOD FOR CLEMENTINE

YES

KILL

Technoblade stood up with the speed that most people will get dizzy from, “Who is Clementine” He demanded but the voices didn’t reply.

“I asked a que-“ Technoblade didn’t get to finish his sentence as Wilbur kicked his door down with Philza following behind him.

“Tommy is alive” He’s alive She Wait what do you mean by ‘she’ chat “And Eret has him too” She is a girl >:( Chat is Theseus transgender? “Tommy is pretending not to remember me” E fish fucker doesn’t know what Amnesia is L AMNESIA?? “Eret called him Clementine, like what the fuck” CLEM!! :D Ok So Clementine uses She/Her? Yes Pog yep.

“Wilbur stop talking” Technoblade grunted at the walking corpse.

Technoprotect??

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Protect Clem

Inflamora_Notoris: Poggers. #Protectionsquad hype

POG

Protect

“Have you ever stopped and think that Cle-Tommy doesn’t want to see you?” Technoblade continued “or that sh-he has amnesia” Technoblade glared “or maybe prefers to be called Clementine now?” Technoblade finished.

“Technoblade listen here, you and dad left Tommy and I at home when we are little I know him better than you ever will” Wilbur hissed at the Piglin.

“Yes but she has been missing for months before you were revived” Technoblade took a step forward “Also you were too caught up in politics at pogtopia that you didn’t pay attention to her” Technoblade turned around.

“WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM A ‘HER’” Wilbur screamed, “Because chat told me that are the pronouns she goes by” Technoblade sighed, “YOUR CHAT TELLS YOU TO KILL PEOPLE, WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THEM” Wilbur hit Technoblade in the back.

“I’m going on a walk don’t follow me” Technoblade stormed out the house.

After an hour of walking he sat at a base of a spruce tree.

Techno u ok?

E

We don’t always tell you to kill people >:(

I’m going to tell Clem that Wilbur was being rude

Yes

E

F in the chat for Wilbur when we kill him

Yes murder

“Chat, how are you going to tell Clementine Wilbur was being rude” Technoblade asked the voices.

Easy, we are also her chat

“WHAT” Technoblade

--

PepperedSteak69: Opinions on cheese?
ItsTato: Cheese pog

PepperedSteak69: Agreed

“Agreed” Clementine agreed with her chat.

PepperedSteak69: Let’s start a cheese cult!

“Yes!” Clementine started to get paper to plan out the cult.

ItsTato: Where do I join!!

  --

“Ok look Chat can you tell Clementine I said hi?” Technoblade asked wondering if chat will actually do his request

ItsTato: Clementine has a real cute personality tbh shes just cute

Yeah she’s adorable

E

“Stop ignoring me” Technoblade gritted out.

Fine

--

Techno~Chan says hi

LMAO

“Techno~Chan sounds like a Y/N bitch” Clementine says even though she didn’t mean to.

--

She called you a Y/N bitch

“Great to know her personality hasn’t changed much” Technoblade sighed.

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“Chat, if I was to hypothetically murder the corpse, what would be the best way to do so… hypothetically”

…

Are we talking to the fucking spider now

Yes

How dare you call Shroud, my GOD a measly spider

“Yes I am one of the high respected members of the cheese cult” Shroud hisses at the stupid voices.

NobodyJustNo: Ohh cheese cult i wanna join

NO

E

Cheese cult?

{Premium} EndermanTheseus: I didn't know about the cheese cult, but it sounds interesting

PLEASE NO MORE

Pog

“Join” Shroud says while planning to take over the world.

{Cheese} PepperedSteak69: Please join. We’re low on members. If you don’t I will come to your house and steal all your phone chargers/j

DON’T JOIN YOU ARE GIVING SHROUD POWER

NO

WHY

“The disrespect the cheese cult gets, the members should have something that says they are in the cheese cult” Shroud nods to himself.

Please tell me Shroud didn’t just threaten God

Pebble_Dragon: In my defence he is scary

YO

WAIT WHAT

GOD???

Pebble_Dragon: Shroud people in the Cheese cult will have comments written like this

What ‘Written’???

Explain

“Good. Are you in the cult?” Shroud fucking threatens me.

Pebble_Dragon: Yes

E

GOD WHY

{Cheese} PepperedSteak69: Also we have nose sugar that some old nice man gave us

Are people in the cheese cult now fucking gods???

Maybe

{Premium} EndermanTheseus: Just joined rn

Why

…

This is hell

{Cheese} PepperedSteak69: Yooooooooo member count just went up to 4

Fuck

E

{premium} Inflamora_Notoris: Screw you. I’m joining as well

{Cheese} PepperedSteak69: Ayyyyyyyyyyy

Mum pick me up I’m scared

“Good, Good, PepperedSteak69 thank you for starting this lovely cult” Shroud thanks PepperedSteak69.

Should we be scared

Nah it’s not like they are going to do any harm or can do

Pebble_Dragon: …Um anyways

Pebble_Dragon: People with premium would be people that has been in a chapter before

Pebble_Dragon: And since PepperedSteak69 started the cult they get to be listed as cheese

Wait premium?

“Anyways so back to murdering J.D kinnie” Shroud changes the subject as he starts walking around to find his mum.

ColorNotes23: Clem gotta stay away from wilbitch from now on lmao get rekt Wilbur Foot

Wilbur Foot HAH

Foot boy

{Premium} ItsTato: Wilbur, with all of my power and will, go f yourself.
Also Clem is pog, and now we have the pig here too!

Hah Pig

Bacon

E

pog

Ham

{Premium}chocolateminttea: I am the CEO of Clemmy and Shroud protection squad B)

Wilbur is so close to getting yeeted into the sun istg- stop calling Clemmy a 'him' she literally said her pronouns were she/her-

{premium} WillowFall: Wilbur being a bitch:
Clem and Tech's chat: *ungodly screeching*

“Thank you choco, willow but I can protect myself” Shroud thanks the two members of the chat.

{premium} Inflamora_Notoris: Wilbur is bitch boi if i could i’d defenestrate him

Yeah

E

yessss

“Wait is that mum talking to that crusty bitch, what does he want and why is he here” Shroud hisses with venom freely in his voice.

.--. .-.. . .- ... .

“TOMMY PLEASE-“ Wilbur shouted.

“TAKE HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, HE DIED IN EXILE, YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO FEEL THE GUILT OF BEING THE CAUSE OF THE DEATH OF SOMEONE, YOU LIKE THE POWER YOU HAD OVER HIM BUT HE IS GONE SO YOU TRY TO GRASP AT WHAT IS LEFT OF HIM, ARE YOU HAPPY? TRYING TO TAKE POWER OVER A DEAD MAN” Clementine screamed at the man who is now backing away in fear and shock.

“I NEVER WANTED POWER OVER HIM, I JUST WANT HIM TO BE MY BROTHER AGAIN” Wilbur screamed back.

“That is a shame because Wilbur, Tommy has been dead for a long time, if you want to move on just accept the fact that Tommy is gone and I am here, Clementine if you want to maybe we can become friends but Wilbur just remember Tommy is long gone and can’t come back like you did” Clementine turned away tears streaming down her cheeks as she sees Shroud and starts to walk to him.

“…Ok Clementine” Clementine hears behind her.

Clem are you ok?

“I’m fine chat” Clementine whispers.

{premium} EndermanTheseus: Hope ya stay good Clem, loves loves :D
I wish I could give ya sunflowers, they are beautiful n simple

“I love sunflowers” Clementine whispers but she smiles.

{premium} WillowFall: Can agree with this statement- wait I need to go make a flower crown ASAP

“Flower crowns are really pretty” Clementine pats her son.

{premium} EndermanTheseus: Let's make a perfect flower crown

“Yeah let’s” Clementine hugs her son.

-.-. .-.. . -- . -. - .. -. .

Techno was harvesting potatoes.

{premium} EndermanTheseus: Tecnho chan lol

HAH

L

“Ha ha really funny chat” Techno grunts.

Heloome: Bruhhhh now i want to be in techno's chat just to Say Lmao She 's not wrong, techno~chan sounds like a yandere idiot XD

“That was meant to be in Clem’s chat wasn’t it” Techno sighs.

Ghost529: We're such smart beings. Bow down mortals to our godly prowess! Our greatness shall not be shunned.

Clementine is so pogchamp. She is so poggers. She lets us crochet with her :]

Wilbur is a bitch boi. The e-boy gonna die soon if he don't stop being a bitch boi and not respecting Clem's pronouns.

Yessss

CROCHET IS AWESOME WITH CLEM

Clem is poggers

“Chat I will have a talk with Wilbur about it, ok, just not now he insulted you guys and I’m sure that hurt you, so I will talk to him when you guys are fine with talking to him… good” Techno says while throwing away a rotten potato.

Pig boy cares

Awwww

Softblade

Thanks Techno :)

…

Guys go to Clem now

Why?

Just do it

“Chat is Clem okay?? Chat??” Techno starts to get worried.

.. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

StupidSimp: TIL Some spiders have frog companions to protect their children!

Oh

Intresting

“Wow that’s really awesome chat” Clementine giggles while Shroud sits in her lap and she finishes her crochet piece.

“Chat how do I tell them I remember”…

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Yume_xhan: THANK GOD WILBUR FINALLY CAME TO HIS SENSES!

Damn okay Clem let me think? how about you leave little clues or just let them figure it on their own?

I WANT TO BE PART OF THE CULT!!!

“Welcome back chat, been a while hasn’t it” Clementine smiles as she picks up a Petunia and puts it in a vase.

Yeah

Sorry for disappearing for a while

{premium} Ghost529: Thank you Wilbur Soot. You may continue to exist as you are. Congratulations on this permission you've been granted :]

CHEESE CULT YOU SAY? AND IT LETS US BE IN ITALICS?? I WANT IN! :DD

Well fudge Clem uhhh- *runs over to google and searches up 'how to tell people you regained your memories as someone who's been amnesiac for the past while'* Uhhh..... So to put it simply, I have nothing. Google let me down so I say just be honest????

“It’s ok chat, also Yume, Ghost let’s just say Wilbur actually didn’t, also welcome” Clementine smile strains and her eyes fill with hatred and she plucks up some buttercups and puts them with the petunias.

I-

TheGenderCollector: Down with the foot man I proclaim, down with em’

Oh

“Oh, he is going down…” Clementine eyes flashes with anger and then is overshadowed with happiness.

“But its ok, I’m making him a beautiful bouquet, I’m sure he will love it” Clem then proceeds to pick up a group of buttercups and puts it with the Petunias.

“Let’s talk about our lovely cheese cult shouldn’t we” Clementine clasps her hands together and puts them in her lap.

{premium} ColorNotes23: I WANNA JOIN THE CHEESE CULT TOO

“Well then welcome” Clementine opens her arms like she is going to hug someone.

Avalyn_Mojang: I want to join the cheese cult! How do I join?

{premium} Inflamora_Notoris: Welcome to the cheese cult. Would you like to be grilled or toasted?

Clem smiles. The cult is growing.

PolarBearQueen3527: I am in the cheese cult.

Is this like a new development clem?

“Of course, it is” Clementine laughs, “Let’s go back to talking about the cult” Clem grins.

{Cheese} PepperedSteak69: Ayyo cheese cult fucker coming through.

Lucky_White: I WOULD LIKE TO BE A LOYAL FOLLOWER UNDER THE CHURCH OF THE CHEESE

“Well then welcome” Clementine lies down looking up at the sky.

PolarNebulaNight: I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE CHEESE CULT PLEASE-

CLEMENTINE- SHROUD- SJQLEJWIEMIQNWINWUQNWJAN2ZJQIDHSI

WILBUR GO TAKE A SHOWER- 

HELLO! MY NAME IS TECHNO-CHAN- *GETS HIT BY A TRAIN*

Clementine gets taken back for second and then starts uncontrollably laughing.

{premium} WillowFall: I am fully prepared to spread cheese cult propaganda, just say the word.

PolarNebulaNight: I shall praise thy cheese and share the propaganda- CHEESE CULT CHEESE CULT CHEESE CULT-

{Cheese} PepperedSteak69: Cheese cult for life

Clementine finally calms down from her outburst.

Stinky gremlin: Cheese got me acting up

Bless the pope

Bless Clem

And eat cheese

Never mind Clem is laughing so much her stomach hurts.

When Clem calms down, again, she turns and sees a black rose.

“I’m sure Wilbur would like this ‘gift’ to get over the death of his brother” Clementine smiles and puts it in the bouquet of Petunias and buttercups.

“Hmm I still need to tell them about my memories” Clem looks up.

“Luckily it’s not a lot of memories, I think it’s called ‘Dissociative amnesia’ actually, I read some books to find that term” Clem looks happy with herself.

{premium} ColorNotes23: It that simple clem.

…

…

You don’t, problem solved ;)

{premium} ColorNotes23: No butts no nuts and no coconuts.

Tommy gone, clem here.

You gotta follow that one saying. New year new me.

New you means new memories.

“Yeah, how about I do make some new memories, honestly don’t think Wilbur was a good brother anyways, Fundy and I will be the best siblings ever” Clem grins all teeth.

{Premium} Inflamora_Notoris: I’m premium bitch! And screw them, Clem deserves best!

“Aw, thanks” Clem smiles.

{premium} chocolateminttea: Oooooh premium :D

Also Clemmy and Shroud Protection  Squad lets make clem and shroud sunflower crowns and sweaters :DD

{premium} WillowFall: YESSS :D

{premium} chocolateminttea: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME :D /NF

“Sunflowers are so pog” Clem shakes her hands in happiness. (nerodivergent Clem?)

{premium} EndermanTheseus: Oh I'm a bad premium bish, poggers asf 

Chat being chaotic is just good soup 

Sunflowers are very beautiful, the biggest Sunflower in the world has 6 meters, pretty pogs n shit

“Yo that is pog, hmmm how would you guys like to be called ‘My sunflowers’ instead of chat?” Clem asks.

“Anyways, hope Wilbur likes this ‘gift’, do you think Wilbur is smart enough to know meaning of flowers?” Clem laughs softly and picks up the bouquet and starts walking to a cabin in the artic.

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“I’m here to give this to Wilbur” A female raccoon hybrid said and held out a bunch of flowers.

“It’s for his loss” The girl smiles her blonde hair whips around in the strong artic winds.

“Come in” Technoblade let the girl in and then threw a piece of wood in the fire.

“He’s not here right now, bitchin bout shit with Phil” Technoblade grunts again and holds out a mug with chocolate powder in it.

“Yes please, and what would he be bitching about?” The raccoon said as the spider that Technoblade didn’t see before came out and tapped a mug.

“He mostly complains about Fundy and Clementine and a spider” Technoblade answers and got out three mugs and started to make some hot chocolate.

The raccoon hybrid chuckles and then turns to Technoblade.

“You know who I am, don’t you” she says her voice soft as she looks outside to the falling snow.

“I may not know who you exactly are but I think I’m smart enough to recognise my sister” Technoblade hums with a slight tease at the end.

Clementine smiles and her eyes start to well up.

“Thank you” she whispers at her brother and goes up to give him a hug.

“Just being a good sibling… by the way don’t think I met this little guy, what is their name?” Technoblade asks as he puts the mugs Infront of him, his sister and the little spider.

“OH, this is Shroud, his pronouns are He/Him and I adopted him at exile” Clementine smiles as she pats her son’s head.

“Well Shroud, I am going to be your favourite uncle” Technoblade smiles and high fives Shroud’s leg.

“Hey Techno” Clem says as she takes a sip from the rich drink.

“Yo” Techno says as an invitation to keep on talking.

“So, I may of gotten my memories back, not all of them though, dissociative amnesia” Clem chuckles and picks up Shroud before he started to climb the walls.

“I think its great you remember” Techno says as he puts his hand on her head.

“Thanks Blade” she jokes and Techno smiles.

They stay like that for a while, Clem leaning on her brother’s shoulder while Shroud is in her lap staring at the falling snow outside. Hot cups of hot chocolate in each of their hands (legs for Shroud’s case).

The snow falls on the blanket of white, providing a comfort for the ones who hurt themselves, others and each other.

 The silence providing a melody only for the two to understand and a lullaby for a protective child.

“I missed you, Techno” Clem whispers tears falling down her face.

“Missed you too kid” Techno whispers back, which caused Clem to chuckle.

“I am a big woman, and you know it” Clem says with fake anger.

“Sure” Techno drawls out which caused them to both chuckle and Shroud to get up and rest on Techno’s lap instead.

“…Shroud is my favourite relative now” Techno says while he looks at the spider in awe.

“Hey! what about me” Clem puts her hand on her heart.

“Mm nah, Shroud” Techno chuckles and ruffles Clem’s hair.

• -

“Wilbur” Phil sighed as he tried to catch up with his son, who was speed walking to Techno’s cabin.

“Dad, I don’t care, Technoblade knows where Tommy is” Wilbur hissed and attempted to kick Techno’s door down, which then caused two screams and a hiss.

“WHO IS THERE” The muffled voice of Techno shouted, two footprints started walking around, one to the door, the other to the back door.

Techno slammed the door opened and glared at Wilbur.

“I was talking with-” Technoblade cuts himself off and just continues glaring.

“Let me in and where the fuck is Tommy” Wilbur glared at Techno, who smiled.

“Who’s Tommy?” Technoblade asks confused.

“He’s your brother, mate” Phil said also confused.

“No, Wilbur’s my brother” Technoblade said with a dumbfounded look on his face.

“Your other brother” Phil sighed done with Techno’s shit.

“I have another brother?” Techno said voice even more confused.

“Yes, Tommy” Wilbur hissed, “Where is he?” he continued.

“I don’t know, never met this ‘Tommy’” Techno shrugged.

“Techno” Phil warned.

“Wait I think my sister might know ‘Tommy’, I’ll find her” Techno said and turned around.

“You don’t have a sister, Techno” Phil rolls his eyes and follows Techno in the cabin.

“CLEMENTINE” Technoblade shouts and a muffled ‘YEAH’ could be heard shouted back.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO ‘TOMMY’ IS?” Technoblade asks his sister, while Wilbur and Phil freezes, shocked that there is someone else in the cabin.

“NAH, ANYWAYS I NEED TO GO, CAN YOU BABYSIT MY SON?” Was shouted back again.

“SURE, HE’S MY FAVOURITE RELATIVE ANYWAYS” Technoblade shouts again.

“THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH, I SWEAR-” Was the faded-out reply Technoblade got to the comment on ‘his favourite relative’ which made him chuckle.

Phil and Wilbur where just standing there with their mouth agape, but Wilbur quickly straighten his posture and a scowl formed on his faced.

Before he could say anything, a raccoon hybrid came dashing to Techno, then gave him a hug and put a spider on his shoulder.

“Bye Techno” The raccoon waved goodbye and walked out of the cabin into the snow.

“What the fuck” Phil broke the silence.

“That was my sister, Clementine but she’s fine with Clem, her pronouns are She/Her” Techno said and put the spider in a more comfortable position.

“And this is Shroud, my sister son and my nephew, his pronouns are He/Him” Techno then starts walking to the kitchen and picks up three mugs on the way.

Phil was frozen but Wilbur was angry.

“And how do you know that” Wilbur hissed.

“Chat and Clem just confirmed it for me” Techno grunted and washes the mugs.

“Look, mate” Phil said his face doused in pity.

“Chat isn’t the best thing to trust” Phil said.

“’Thing’?! Did you just call chat a thing, an object?” Techno turns around and hisses.

“Techno, chat doesn’t have feelings, Tommy is just going through something and that is a spider not someone’s kid” Phil sighed.

“Are you fucking me” Techno laughs and starts glancing between the two.

“You have to be fucking joking, Phil” Technoblade starts laughing but with an angry look upon his face.

• -

Shroud was scared, he didn’t want to admit it, but he is scared. His uncle is fighting with the selfish prick and some weird ancient bird thing.

But his uncle is also making sure he is safe from the creatures.

Shroud knows his uncle can protect him, which is why he is listening to his uncle and staying in his uncle’s room.

Uncle Techno has such a cool room, it has swords, potions and even crowns. Shroud is going to ask his mum for a crown, and he is going to wear that crown when he takes over the world.

ClownedMangle: I WILL PROTECC ATTAC JUST FOR CLEMIE AND SHROUD!!!!!

“No, I will be the one protecting you guys” Shroud boasts, even though he knows he can’t.

“Wait… I don’t know your pronouns” Shroud said but it was more a question.

{ADHD/Autism} PolarBearQueen3527: it/its!

Pebble_Dragon: Sorry, I couldn’t do the bold and italics because cheese cult already had that so I did this, sorry

{Premium} Ghost529: She/They/Xe :D

{premium} chocolateminttea: she/her + neos but for the sake of simplicity just use neo/neons/neonself for my pronouns haha

{Premium} Inflamora_Notoris: He/She/They

ClownedMangle: He/they/candy/xe/it/clown

Veenu_18: She/They or She/Her, I’m not really sure

{Premium} TheGenderCollector: He/Him but I’m okay with they/them

{premium} PolarNebulaNight: She/They with neos – Star/Flor/Moon

{premium} Quail_Tail: He/They, and xe/ne/end, ⟟ think!

InkIsAButt1: Any I don’t care

FlorasDreams45: She/They

Pebble_Dragon: I’m really glad you guys are comfortable with sharing, your pronouns, thank you, it made me really happy also my pronouns are They/It/He with neos Ze/Zed, X/Y and Ze/Zem

“Yo… those are so cool, my siblings have the best pronouns” Shroud hiss with excitement.

Pebble_Dragon: Yes, Shroud sees you guys as his siblings

“Hey, Shroud” Techno closed the door behind him and sat down next to Shroud.

“You didn’t need to see that and I’m sorry, this isn’t really the best apology but yeah you shouldn’t of need to hear that” Technoblade apologises and starts patting his nephew.

“It’s okay uncle Techie” Shroud hisses even though he knows Techno can’t hear him.

“Thanks kid” Techno smiles.

“…You can understand me?”.

• -

“It’s okay Clementine, Techno will look after Shroud, nothing bad will happen” Clem whispers to herself.

{Premium} ItsTato: Hiiii, I’m here now! Ao3- I mean- Twitch wasn’t emailing me :C

“EYY welcome back, I have no idea what either Ao3 or Twitch is but okay” Clem grinned and started to head back to the castle.

“Any of you think Wilbur will understand the flowers?” She laughs as she starts braiding a small piece of her hair.

{premium} EndermanTheseus: Idk if Wilbur is smart enough, he is dumb n ugly, but I hope he gets better

Clementine snorts at that.

{premium} PolarNebulaNight: *SHAKING* *INHALES* SHOVE THE CHEESE IN WIL’S THROAT AND MAKE HIM LOSE A CANON LIFE BECAUSE OF THAT- /J /J 

UNLESS 👀 

Ehhh- Wilbur not knowing flower language will be funny though-

OOOOOOOO- :DDD

“Brutal but the asshole deserves it” Clem laughs.

{premium} Ghost529: OOOH~ YES! CALL US YOUR SUNFLOWERS DEARLY BELOVED CLEM-CLEM :]]]

Heheheh Wilbur Soot 'bout to get his just deserts *rivals up the list of passive aggressive ways we can tell him "fuck you" without him noticing* The flowers are only the first step :>

“Hell yeah lets go my Sunflowers” Clem smiles.

{Premium} chocolateminttea: OOH YES I WOULD LIKE TO BE CALLED YOUR SUNFLOWER CLEM

Also, may I join the cheese cult I am well versed in The Making Of Cheese Fondue

{cheese} PepperedSteak69: Of course! We worship the fondue, macaroni, cheese toasties and pizza

{Premium} chocolateminttea: Vey nice I shall now make Fondue and Cheese Buns

{cheese} PepperedSteak69: Good work my little cheese nibbler

“That sounds nice, please save some for me” Clem says as a blurred figure appears and disappears out the corner of her eye.

{Premium} WillowFall: Quick question for fellow cheese cult members… what kind of cheese are we? Because personally I feel like Parmesan. But are we all the same or whatever we want to be?

“I think whatever we want to be, honestly I don’t know what cheese I feel like yet” Clem says nervously as she whips around to where the figure was but only seeing purple particles.

{premium} ColorNotes23: CHEESE CULT MEMBERS! HEAR ME PLEASE

WE are cheese cult

It could be ANYTHING and EVERYTHING

We DONT have to choose one.

now.... Lets spam cheese

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

“…How the fuck did you spam cheese, look I overlooked you guys somehow saying the face things but wtf” Clem says horrified. (she is talking about :) and others)

{premium} TheGenderCollector: What type of cheese do we get in the cheese cult???

Is it good cheese??

Wait is it that spray can cheese? That isn’t that good of cheese it tastes bad

{cheese} PepperedSteak69: It’s the big lovely blocks. And the wheels! The wheels are so massive and pog

“Are you guys seriously ignoring me” Clem gasps.

Veenu_18: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also can I please be a part of the cheese cult?

{cheese} PepperedSteak69: Definitely

Veenu_18: YAY!

“My sunflowers, please answer me” Clem says annoyed.

ClownedMangle: Omg can I be a grilled cheese plez ^W^

“Wow the audacity of these bitches” Clem says jokingly but also swears that she heard something.

Quil_Tail: Join the cheese cult, or you may find yourself significantly shorter due to the theft of your kneecaps in the wee hours of the morning
(PS this is my official request to join the cheese cult)

“Welcome but is there someone here” Clem asks nervously.

{ADHD/Autism}PolarBearQueen3527: clem, whats a hurdy gurdy?

I’m going to start a rival cult to the cheese cult.

It is the ADHD and/ or austism cult

Pebble_Dragon: Again I’m sorry but I had to change it due to the cheese cult already speaking in bold and italics.

{Premium} Ghost529: … can a member of the cheese cult also be in the ADHD/Autistic cult??  °^°

{ADHD/Autism} PolarBearQueen3527: Yes! Then they would speak like this!

{premium} Ghost529: FUDGE YEAH! WOOP WOOP!

Pebble_Dragon: Is it okay if I join? I’m still waiting for my diagnosis to come back but my paediatrician said I definitely have learning disabilities most likely ADHD

(They want me to do another test to look more into the way I learn so yay, also I am going to get a test for Maladaptive Daydreaming disorder)

{ADHD/Autism} PolarBearQueen3527: Sure!

{premium} Inflamora_Notoris: Oh? Joining this ADHD cult! It sounds super- oh a butterfly

{premium} TheGenderCollector: Can I join??? I have ADHD and am looking to get an Autism diagnosis!

InkIsAButt1: Hello as someone who has both is it normal to sit in weird ass postitions and be comfy And eat fingies

Pebble_Dragon: From my personal experience yes

“I- What, you guys ignored me to the point of making another cult… Can you guys even hear me?” Clem asks confused and a bit worried.

“Hello?... You guys can’t hear me” Clem sighs turns around to a pair of purple eyes.

“…Ranboob what’s up, I know we haven’t seen each other in a while, what’s with your eyes?” Clem asks concerned and all she gets is a weird sound in return.

“Well okay… I will just go” She turns around and then feels herself get picked up.

Purple particles appear around her and Ranboo. They both disappear not like anyone was around to see though.

• -

Pebble_Dragon: From my personal experience yes

Techno sighs while Shroud laughs at chats antics.

“Can you guys check up on Clem for us? And figure out why you guys suddenly travelled from Clem to us?” Techno asks.

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ok so not a chapter but I am lacking inspiration and need some opinions on some things

These of course won't all be bring up next chapter but will be in some chapters in the future

I honestly just need a better kind of idea since how i've been writing before is I didn't have a lead to help me write

also as a refresher some things

Clem remembers most things but not the traumatising bits

Techno is the only supportive family member (sorry)

Eret basically adopted Clementine

Shroud looks up to Techno and is a menace but is still a kid

now some of my ideas are

Dream (either talks to Clem or Clem remembers bout him)

Crack fic

or something

(also happy Christmas and if you don't celebrate Christmas; happy holidays)

Chapter Text

HELLO EVERYONE I'M MAKING ANOTHER CHAPTER BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHO EVERYONE IS BECAUSE SOME OF YOU CHANGED YOUR NAMES, IF IT'S OK PLEASE TELL ME WHAT UR OLD USERNAME WAS THANKS

The next chapter should be out tomorrow if not feel free to bully me

Sorry about the long wait, I recently went through a great hit of emotions and everything was getting so overwhelming but I want to bring this story back, I am still very sorry.

If like anyone wants to be online friends my discord is AceRaccoon#3102 YOU DONT HAVE TO ITS ONLY IF U WANT TO OK

But I hope everyone is having a great day today and you all are amazing <3 thanks for being interested in this story and Bye :D

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Clementine opened her eyes, she looks around, but she can’t see anything.

She realises she is hungry; it feels like she hasn’t eaten in weeks.

“Tommy!” a voice she doesn’t know calls she does, she knows.

“It’s Clementine, big man” she chuckles trying to lighten the situation she is in.

“Tommy, I don’t like you lying to me, I’m your friend” the voice says. Torments

“Well, I used to be Tommy, but I am Clementine now and I am a girl” Clementine tries again thinking the voice just didn’t understand.

“Tommy, I said I don’t like you lying to me, you are not a girl, I am your friend, I will know” the voice says harsher.

“I DON’T KNOW YOU” Clementine screams scared; she doesn’t know why she is scared.

“But you do, I am your friend” the voice surrounds her.

Clementine Tommy sits her his tail wrapping around her his torso.

You look up.

You see a smiley face.

You scream until your voice cracks.

You look around and see a tower.

You run to the tower.

You climb the tower.

You see lava.

You escape jump.

Your free dead.

Wake up.

Wake up.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKE UP.

WAKEUP

WAKEUP

WÅKEUP

WÅK´UP

∑ÅK´UP

∑Å˚´UP

∑Å˚´¨P

∑Å˚´¨∏

Sobbing can be heard.

But no one cares.

Eyes watch the sobbing child.

The small young child.

Explosions suddenly ring out.

“ITS MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY” a voice screams and replays over.

Over.

OVER.

OVER.

OVER.

The young child laughs with another child.

The other child pushes the young child away.

Something drags the young child away.

The other child watches and does nothing.

The young child is sad.

A friend talks to the young child, tortures the young child.

A winged person ignores the young child, the young child wonders what it did wrong.

A scary person blows up the young child’s home.

The young child is scared.

Scared.

SCARED.

SCARED.

SCARED.

The young child finds a young spider.

The young child promises to look after the young spider.

The young child fights friend for its home.

The young child gives friend something that the young child treasures.

The young child.

Ha

Ha

The young child smiles.

Friend takes things away from young child and blows it up.

The young child waits.

A cake sits on a table.

The young child waits.

Waits.

WAITS

WAITS

WAITS

The young child is sad.

A fox sits next to the young child.

A king sits on the other side.

The young spider sits on the young child’s lap.

A sad sad little family.

Friend is angry with young child

Young child does not remember friend

Friend has found young child

Friend can’t get to young child

But soon

:)

• -

Tubbo sits and takes a big breath in and takes a big breath out.

“Ranboo” he says.

Ranboo looks at him scared.

“Who did you kidnap” Tubbo asks.

“Um” Ranboo mumbles.

“You know what, it doesn’t matter, I am going to talk to Dream about L’manberg and you are going to stay here, okay” Tubbo mutters angerly.

Tubbo storms out and slams the door behind him.

Ranboo turns and walks to his room and opens the door.

A raccoon hybrid sits there.

“Um hey” Ranboo greets.

“Hello Ranboo” Clem mumbles it was just a nightmare.

“Hello Tommy” Ranboo smiles awkwardly.

“Clementine” Clem watches as Ranboo sits nexts to her.

“What?” Ranboo says confused.

“My name is Clementine and my pronouns are she/her” Clementine sighs and leans on Ranboo.

“OH, I’m sorry Clementine” Ranboo apologises.

“It’s ok” Clem says.

“Sorry for, uh, kidnapping you, but are you okay, you were crying in your sleep” Ranboo asks concerned.

“It’s okay, just a nightmare, don’t remember it anyways” Clementine sighs.

• -

Technoblade picks up Shroud and heads downstairs to the kitchen.

{premium} {adhd/autism}BaconLamb: also techno so I know you have the best name but I just don't think a cis person deserves to have such a good name so its mine now

“What” Techno says confused.

{premium} {adhd/autism} Techno: uhm vwoop vwoop

“…Chat go bother Shroud, it’s too early to deal with this shit” Technoblade sighs.

-

{Premium} Inflamora_Notoris: Awww! Shroud! Best baby brother! And we’re sunflowers now? Poggers! Ohh! A cat!

“FLAMOOO, of course I am the best baby brother” Shroud screeches and threw his hands up in the air.

{Premium} ClownedMangle: Wait omg shroud see’s us as siblings *positivally screams and sobs* AWHHHH SHROUDDD YOUR SOOO CUTE!!

“MANGLE, WHEN HAVE WE EVER NOT BEEN SIBLINGS” Shroud jokingly says offended.

{premium} {adhd/autism} Techno: aww so cute!

“I am adorable Bacon” Shroud grins.

-

{Premium} Andrioane: TECHNO I LOVE YOU OUT OF ALL THE SLEPPY DICKHEAD BOIS- /PARASOCIALLY

“Thank you Andrioane”  Techno sat down on his chair; Shroud is eating apples in the kitchen.

{Premium} SweaterStealer: Oh no got kidnapped- TEEEECCCCHNOOOOO CLEM GOT KIDNAPPED BY THE GENDER MAN

{Premium} The_Xanthus: Clem got kidnapped /hj i-idk

{Premium} ColorNotes23: Clem just got kidnapped by enderwalk ranboo
...
Get it I guess...... /j

{Premium} SweaterStealer: enderwalk ranboo be like: just kidnapped a Raccoon, felling good /j

“Chat your all speaking at once, calm down” Techno winced and rubbed his head trying to fight back the migraine that’s coming.

Techno sat in silence for a bit.

“Wait Clementine’s what” Techno started coughing out of shock.

-

Shroud sat chewing on his apple while he hears his uncle dying in the living room.

“Yum”

-

{Premium} ColorNotes23: Also Clem we are delayed kinda? Like bad signal or wifi?? Ya get me??

“My sunflowers, oh my fucking god, I can hear you again” Clem breathed out a breath of relief.

“And yes maybe it is bad wifi” Clem giggles softly.

{Premium} Veenu_18: We all love you so much Clementine!!!!

“Aw Veenu I love you too, I’m sorry I couldn’t talk to you for a while, I don’t really know what happened though” Clem smiled and started to walk back to Techno’s cabin, Ranboo got her out after a small talk.

“I’m very sorry my sunflowers” She says as she trudges through the snow.

{Premium} {ADHD/Autism} Techno: Ok but Heirloom sunflowers are actually my favourite flowers

“...How do you have Techno’s name?” Clem asks confused.

{Premium} {ADHD/Autism} Techno: ooh and heirloom tomatoes are good

“Ya know what, I’m not going to bother” A cabin appears from the white abyss.

{Premium} ClownedMangle: Oh my ender clemmie nooo!!!! Im going to find a way into the smp and kill some bitches (philza wilbitch and homeless teletubbie) Who wants to join my revolution >:)??

“Good luck” Clem chuckles.

{Premium} The_Xanthus: Philza I don't like that you called us a "thing" I have more emotions than you, your walking corpse

{Premium} Inflamora_Notoris: I have an in with the crows. I might be able to convince them to take his knee caps

{Premium} The_Xanthus: pffffff- do that

{Premium} Inflamora_Notoris: *heckles evily*

“Convince the crows to get him to pay child support as well if you can” Clementine grins as she contines walking.

-

Techno was still dying on the floor when the cabin door opens revealing the raccoon hybrid that stares down awkwardly at Techno.

“You, ok?” Clementine asks her suffocating brother receiving no response. She decided to get him a glass of water and walked into the kitchen pass her son who was completely ignoring everything around him, she decides not to look at the pile of cheese that’s next to her son who was chewing on apples.

She grabs the glass of water and heads back to him; he takes the water gratefully and chugs it.

-

“Thanks” Techno coarsely says to his sister which caused his sister to nod.

-

“Why can I hear you and stop talking about cheese” Fundy sobs as the voices that came out of nowhere continues speaking.

{Premium} {ADHD/Autism} Techno: I have made ricotta

“TECHNO??” Fundy cries as apparently Technoblade starts talking about cheese.

Professorsprout: RANBOO POG? RANBOO POGGGG ALSO CAN I JOIN THE CHEESE CULT I WILL MAKE HOT CHOCLOATE BUT WITH CHEESE

“IT’S A FUCKING CULT?? WHAT DID RANBOO DO? DO NOT PUT CHEESE IN HOT CHOCOLATE” Fundy screams in agony and curls up into a ball on the ground.

Tubiinnit: I would formally like to join the cheese cult and if I am not accepted, I will create the greatest kneecap stealing weapon and steal everyone’s kneecaps and keep them all to my self tehe

Fundy looks up to the sky and wonders the point in staying here, is this a punishment did a God do this, or was this ne-

{Premium} SweaterStealer: I’m going to steal all of your guys’ knee caps and become the ultimate being /j /lh

Kneecap stealing is my specialty, also kneecap stealing was mentioned and I was immediately summoned

“STOP STEALING PEOPLE’S KNEECAPS WHILE I AM DOING DRAMATIC MONOLOUGUE” Fundy punches the ground.

awkwardExxodus: oh great first i have to pick pronouns and now i have to choose a type of cheese?? a cheese gender????? thats it im joining the adhd autism cult

“There’s another fucking cult??” Fundy slaps a hand onto his face.

{Premium} Chocolateminttea: ALL OF YOU CHEESE CULTERS I HAVE THE BEST INSULT

"YOUR ___ HAS MORE HOLES THEN MY SWISS CHEESE" (put anything in the blank, plot, argument, etc)

Fundy sighs accepting his fate as listening to disembodied voices talk about cheese.

{Premium} Inflamora_Notoris: Your knees have more holes than my swiss cheese! *grins darkly*

{Premium} Chocolateminttea: nO-

Fundy gasps, ‘Drama’ he whispers.

{Premium} Chocolateminttea: wait- Notoris we can talk about th- *screams*

{Premium} Inflamora_Notoris: *heckles and runs*

“... Im scared” Fundy whispers.

{Premium} {ADHD/Autism} Techno: Stfu motherfucker

-

“Mum, can I go outside for a bit?” Shroud asks his mum who was still taking care of Uncle Techie.

“Sure, sweetie but stay on the property” Mum replies and Shroud left.

“Now siblings we shall explore” Shroud grins.

{Premium} Inflamora_Notoris: Awww! Shroud! Best baby brother! And we’re sunflowers now? Poggers! Ohh! A cat!

{Premium} ClownedMangle: Wait omg shroud see’s us as siblings *positivally screams and sobs* AWHHHH SHROUDDD YOUR SOOO CUTE!!

“I’m not cute, I’m handsome” Shroud hisses.

{Premium} {ADHD/Autism} Techno: Awwww so cute!

Shroud sticks his tongue out, its not like they can stick their tongue out back at him, they are voices.

{Premium} Andrioane: SHROUDDDDDDD- MY BELOVED- HAVE MORE YELLOW ROS- wait no- CAN WE FORMULATE THE SCIENCE NERDS TO MAKE A FLOWER THAT IS EDIBLE AND TASTE LIKE CHEESE?

“ANDRI MY SIBLING YES, YOUR VERY SMART” Shroud squeals happily as he moved over to Steve the polar bear.

“Excuse me” A voice calls from behind Shroud, it was old man.

“What” Shroud hisses but they don’t understand him. The ancient turns to the bald bitch.

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“See, I told you that thing isn’t capable of thoughts, it’s a mob” Bird fucker hisses at emo bean as he points at Shroud.

Shroud flinches shocked.

“Phil, shut up” Mcr reject puts himself between the living fossil and Shroud. Shroud covers his ears.

“No- a mob Wilbur- rid of it- like those disgusting voices” Shroud flinches again and curls into himself, beanie dude glances back worried.

“Phil-“.

“No Wilbur- look I’m going- thing away from Tommy” A pair of wings.

A hand touches Shroud, Shroud glares up and hisses with blurry wet eyes.

“He’s gone” Wilbur says and Shroud glances around, Bird brain is nowhere around them.

Silence envelopes them.

“...There is a baby cow, you can name them if you want... I’m sorry, to you and To-Clementine” Wilbur waves awkwardly and leaves.

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“...Thanks” Shroud smiles.

“Anyways the cow” Shroud distracts himself, not wanting to think about the interaction anymore than he has too.

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Marbblez: Im honestly thinking about giving someone up and letting them down while also running around and deserting them, i will make them cry and always say goodbye, so im gonna say a lie and HURT THEM :directed to wimpy scoot: 

Stan shroud and clem,, i have decided we need an arson cult to burn wronguns 💚💙✍️

“Did I just get fucking rickolled” Fundy mutters to himself.

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“Same” Fundy agrees.

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“nO” Fundy stresses.

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Eret watches concerned about her son as he mumbles on the ground.

She sighs and goes to her com to ring Ponk.

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“Uh- I will random voice” Eret says concerned while looking around trying to figure out where the voice came from.

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“WHAT THE FUCK” Phil screams at the sudden and random voice.

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i would recomend getting some non fingies to eat. ARK theraputic makes good ones (not-sponsered)

“Bet” Ranboo says smugly.

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Pebble_Dragon: UwU

Tubiinnit: Oh God no, please no. NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT AHHHHHHH