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Leo Valdez created a chat.

Leo Valdez changed the name of the chat to Bois and Gals.

Leo Valdez added Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Piper McLean, Jason Grace, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Nico di Angelo, Reyna, Will Solace and Thalia Grace  to the chat.

Leo Valdez changed their name to fire_boi

Fire_boi changed Percy Jackson's name to water_boi

Fire_boi changed Annabeth Chase's name to wise_gorl

Fire_boi changed Piper McLean's name to beauty_gorl

Fire_boi changed Jason Grace's name to fly_boi

Fire_boi changed Hazel Levesque's name to gem_gorl

Fire_boi changed Frank Zhang's name to animal_boi

Fire_boi changed Nico di Angelo's name to death_boi

Fire_boi changed Reyna's name to leader_gorl

Fire_boi changed Will Solace's name to sunshine_boi

Fire_boi changed Thalia Grace's name to arrow_gorl

Death_boi is online

death_boi: Leo, why?

fire_boi: why not. also you text like an old man

death_boi: I am an old man?

fire_boi: oh yeah lol

water_boi is online

water_boi: Leo you realize at least half of us are enbies, right? Including you??????

fire_boi: oops lol

leader_gorl is online 

leader_gorl changed their name to Reyna

Reyna: nope.

Reyna is offline 

death_boi changed their name to Ghost King ™️

Gem_gorl is online

gem_gorl: I thought you didn't like gendered terms, Nico?

water_boi changed their name to seaweed brain

seaweed brain: It's a quest thing Hazel you wouldn't understand

Ghost King™️: Yes, it's the only gendered term I accept.

seaweed brain: anyways now that's over

seaweed brain changed wise_gorl's name to Bananabeth

seaweed brain: only I'm allowed to call her wise girl grrr 

fire_boi: I didn't, I called her wise gorl 

seaweed brain: same thing and you know it 

Bananabeth is online

bananabeth: Percy, why? 

fire_boi: annabeth texts like a grandma 

seaweed brain: are you surprised?

fire_boi: fair point

Bananabeth changed seaweed brain's name to Pearcy

bananabeth: ha, revenge.

Pearcy changed their name to Pearsea.

pearsea: ha :)

animal_boi is online

animal_boi changed their name to let me be Frank

let me be Frank: is this what love is? 

beauty_gorl is online 

Beauty_gorl: yes xoxo

beauty_gorl: also Leo I hate this name

beauty_gorl changed their name to pipecleaner

Fire_boi: you're welcome 

pipecleaner: I hate you

Fire_boi: hate you too pipes xo

let me be Frank: is this love?

pipecleaner: no I actually hate him

Fire_boi: nah you love me

pipecleaner: NO I don't.

bananabeth: Yes, you do.

pipecleaner: Annabeth what the fuck? I'm literally dating you???

bananabeth: That isn't proper grammar, Piper.

pipecleaner: Like I care

arrow_gorl is online

Arrow_gorl: the fuck is this? Leo why do you have my details?

arrow_gorl changed their name to the better Grace

Fire_boi: Magic Thalia magic

fly_boi is online

fly_boi: Thalia why???

the better Grace: because I am

fly_boi: no you're not. You can be the best child of Zeus tho

the better Grace: Lady Artemis read that and now she's mad at you.

the better Grace is offline

pearsea: good one Jace

fly_boi changed their name to blond superman

Pearsea changed blond superman's name to blind superman

Pearsea: :)

blind superman: I can't belive you Percy

blind superman is offline

Pearsea: :(

gem_gorl: How do I change my name?

Ghost King™️: I'll do it for you Hazel.

gem_gorl: Thank you.

Ghost King™️ changed gem_gorl's name to she's a nut

She's a nut: Thanks, I think.

Ghost King™️: You're welcome.

animal_boi is offline

She's a nut is offline.

Pearsea: goodbye Camp Jupiter lot.

bananabeth: they've all already gone you idiot

Ghost King™️: Actually, I'm at Camp Jupiter.

pearsea: I'm sure I saw you here like an hour ago

Ghost King™️: Yes, I shadow traveled here half an hour ago.

pearsea: I thought shadow travel like that made you pass out???

Ghost King™️: Not if I have gatorade:) 

Ghost King™️: Anyway, I am exhausted. I'm gonna take a nap.

pearsea: alright, night Nico

Ghost King™️ is offline.

bananabeth: Anyone at Camp Half-Blood, go to bed. It's 11pm. Lights out.

Fire_boi: OK Camp counselor

pipecleaner: you're a Camp counselor too

fire_boi: oops

pearsea: I don't wanna risk Annabeth's wrath. Goodnight all. 

persea is offline

Pipecleaner: I don't fancy being murdered by her either, Goodnight

pipecleaner is offline 

Fire_boi: @bananabeth you don't scare me

bananabeth: Do you really want to be a bad influence on Harley?

Fire_boi: I don't think it matters at this point. Kid's crazy

bananabeth: fair point. Still, go to bed.

Fire_boi: fine I'm going

Fire_boi is offline

Bananabeth is offline.

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Sunshine_boi is online

Sunshine_boi changed their name to I WILL heal you

I WILL heal you: Leo why am I here

fire_boi is online

fire_boi: because why not

pearsea is online

pearsea renamed the chat the chaos heroes

I WILL heal you: Iconic 

pearsea: Annaaaaabethh.....

pearsea: Annaaaaabethhh....

pearsea: @bananabeth 

pearsea: @bananabeth 

bananabeth is online

pearsea: @bananabeth 

bananabeth: Yes, Percy?

pearsea: can we add the Vikings?

Ghost King™️ is online

Ghost King™️: How did you find out about Valhalla?

bananabeth: I bumped into my cousin at his funeral. How do you know about Valhalla?

Ghost King™️: Dad likes to keep up with other realms of death.

bananabeth: fair enough

bananabeth added Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro to the chat 

Alex Fierro is online

Alex Fierro: ahahhaha

Alex Fierro changed Magnus Chase's name to Mangos

Mangos is online

Mangos changed Alex Fierro's name to Ferrero Rocher

Mangos: ahahaha back at you Alex.

Fire_boi: whomst?

bananabeth: @mangos is my cousin and @Ferrero Rocher is his girlfriend

Ferrero Rocher: *boyfriend, for now at least

bananabeth: sorry Alex

she's a nut is online

she's a nut: What do you mean for now?

Ferrero Rocher: I'm genderfluid

she's a nut: I'm sorry, but what does that mean?

Ferrero rocher: sometimes I'm a girl  sometimes I'm a boy

she's a nut: Oh, ok. 

pipecleaner is online

pipecleaner changed their name to pepper

Pepper: we should make everyone a food :) 

Fire_boi: no

pearsea: yes

pearsea changed Fire_boi's name to Leeko

pepper: ahah that's great

Reyna is online

Reyna: don't you dare make me a food 

pepper: aww :(

Reyna: suffer 

pepper: love you too

reyna is offline

pearsea changed I WILL heal you's name to wilted lettuce

Pearsea: :)

wilted lettuce: thanks I think

pearsea: you're welcome 

pepper changed blind superman's name to Juiceon

Pearsea: nice

bananabeth changed Ghost King™️'s name to neepo 

Neepo: Annabeth, what?

bananabeth: neep is another word for turnip :)

she's a nut: Surely, it's just a shortening of turnip.

bananabeth: good point

bananabeth changed she's a nut's name to hazelnut

Pearsea changed let me be Frank's name to Fruit 

Pearsea: I know it's not great but 🤷‍♀️

the better Grace is online

The better Grace changed their name to Tuna.

Tuna: :)

tuna: Gotta go

Tuna is offline

She's a nut is offline

Pearsea: bye Thalia.

Mangos: I was backreading a bit and 2 things:

mangos: @pearsea I'm not a Viking

Mangos: I don't know who any of you are. Intros plez 

bananabeth: Of course we can. I'll start.

neepo is offline

Wilted lettuce is offline

bananabeth: I'm Annabeth Chase, child of Athena, I use she/they pronouns and I have a hat that makes me invisible. 

Ferrero Rocher: for the benefit of us norse peeps, who the Hel is Athena???

mangos: her mom obviously Alex 

Ferrero Rocher: Thanks Maggie

bananabeth: Sorry. She's the goddess of wisdom. @pearsea, it's your turn. :)

Pearsea: I will in no way be as formal as Annabeth

pearsea: I'm Percy Jackson, me dad's Poseidon, god of the sea (and horses), I use they/he pronouns and uh.... I can talk to horses

Mangos: so can I :)

Ferrero Rocher: show off

leeko: afternoon all, I am the one and only Leo Valdez,, creator of this chat and overall genius. I use he/they pronouns. Use she/her and I'll knock you out with a hammer :)

pearsea: that's nice Leo

mangos: who's your godly parent

leeko: I have dyslexia I can't spell it like hefestus or smth 

bananabeth: Hephaestus, God of fire and blacksmiths and stuff. All his kids are tinkerers.

Mangos: thanks Annabeth 

bananabeth: @everyone anyone else online???

pepper: no.

pepper: anyway, uh, I'm Piper McLean. Daughter of Aphrodite (goddess of love) and Tristan McLean (famous actor (the Spartacus guy)). I use she/they pronouns and uh I'm Cherokee.

pepper: anyway, I gotta go deal with Drew ughhh

pepper is offline

bananabeth: bye Piper

pearsea: rip. Drew's a bitch

bananabeth is offline

Pearsea is offline

Leeko is offline

Ferrero Rocher: oh bye I guess

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Ferrero Rocher is online

Ferrero Rocher: @pepper wait did you say you're Cherokee

pepper is online

Pepper: yes

pepper: why

Ferrero Rocher: there's a plane called Piper Cherokee :)

Mangos is online.

Mangos: Alex how do you know that???

Ferrero Rocher: Idek 

hazelnut is online

Hazelnut: Hello, I'm Hazel Levesque. My dad's Pluto, the Roman god of the dead and riches. I use she/her pronouns and I have a horse called Arion.

pearsea is online 

Pearsea: He swears so much like omgs

mangos: ok I guess

wilted lettuce is online 

Wilted lettuce: Nico is refusing to do an intro so I'll do both of ours :)

wilted lettuce: Will Solace, son of Apollo, god of too much, including but not limited to healing, plagues, music, archery, poetry, the sun, I'm a he/him and a tired healer.

wilted lettuce: @neepo is Nico di Angelo, child of Hades, Greek version of Pluto, they/them, an angsty emo child

hazelnut: Will, go take a nap :)

wilted lettuce: you know what, sure

wilted lettuce is offline 

Ferrero rocher: cool I guess

pepper: @fruit @Juiceon @Tuna @Reyna get in here and introduce yourselves 

Juiceon is online

Juiceon: wait, when did my name change?

pepper: yesterday, we're all foods now

Juiceon: technically I'm a drink

Juiceon: anyways, Jason Grace, son of Jupiter, god of the sky and ruler of Olympus, I use he/him pronouns and I have a horse too. His name's tempest and he's a storm spirit

pearsea: OMGS I FORGOT ABOUT BLACKJACK!!!!!

mangos: who's Blackjack lmao

pearsea: my horse :)

bananabeth is online 

Bananabeth: He's actually a pegasus

mangos: cool, Sam has a flying horse too

hazelnut: Arion can't fly but he can run across water

hazelnut: also, Reyna says she's asleep

hazelnut: she saw the message and told me to say she was asleep 

mangos: is she though 

hazelnut: I'm not sure

mangos: oh

bananabeth: @Reyna wake up, I need cuddles.

reyna is online

Reyna: have Percy or Piper cuddles

bananabeth: But I want Reyna cuddles :(

reyna: fine, where are you?

bananabeth: I'm by the fountain.

reyna: ok, on my way

mangos: cute

pearsea sent an attachment [cuddle.jpeg]

Mangos: as I said: cute 

reyna: Annabeth says I have to introduce myself so I'm Reyna, daughter of Bellona, Roman goddess of battle strategy, I use she/her pronouns and I'm praetor of the twelfth legion.

Ferrero rocher: eww you run a government 

reyna: no

bananabeth: You kind of do, babe.

reyna: NO, I lead an army of teenaged demigods

mangos: that might be worse

mangos: governments are bad though 

fruit is online

Fruit: I'm Frank, I'm the other praetor of the twelfth legion, I use he/him pronouns and my dad's M*rs, god of war.

mangos: you have 2 war gods?

fruit: the Romans were keen on violence 

Ferrero Rocher: pretty much all the Aesir are war gods. We defo have more than 2?????

mangos: oh yeah lol

bananabeth: has everyone done an intro?

Juiceon: Thalia hasn't @tuna if you don't get here soon I'm going to do a horrible one for you

tuna: gods Jason, I was busy fighting Hydras

Juiceon: ew they aren't fun

tuna: no they aren't. I'm Thalia, the better and older Grace sibling, daughter of Z*us, Greek version of Jup*ter and I'm the lieutenant of the hunters of Artemis.

Ferrero rocher: @mangos your turn :)

mangos: I'm Magnus Chase, Annabeth's cousin, my dad's Frey, god of summer and Fertility, I use he/him pronouns and I glow

wilted lettuce: me too tf 

pearsea: who glows brighter?

bananabeth: It's impossible to answer that.

bananabeth: Anyway @Ferrero Rocher, you need to do an intro too.

Ferrero rocher: Alex Fierro, child of L*ki, (very evil, nothing like Tom Hiddleston 😑), she/her for now but it changes, and I'm dating Magnus for some reason

wilted lettuce: can we please change these names?

pearsea: sure. Only Chases and those of us dating Chases can be a foodstuff. New rules.

neepo is online

Neepo changed their name to Ghost King™️

Ghost King™️ changed wilted lettuce's name to Lamp

Lamp: Nico why

Ghost King™️: Love you

lamp: love you too

pearsea changed Juiceon's name to blind superman

blind superman: of course it's back to that 

blind superman is offline

fruit changed their name to let me be Frank 

Let me be Frank changed Hazelnut's name to gem finder

Let me be Frank is offline 

Gem finder is offline 

Reyna is offline

Leeko is online

Leeko changed their name to Piper's favorite

Pepper: NO

pepper changed Piper's favorite's name to Piper's least favorite 

Piper's least favorite: rude

Piper's least favorite changed their name to oops I'm on fire 

Pepper: tf? That makes no sense 

pearsea changed oops I'm on fire's name to local mechanic 

Local mechanic: sure

pearsea changed Tuna's name to pine tree

Pearsea: is that everyone?

mangos: what about pepper?

pepper: im dating Annabeth too

mangos: oh

bananabeth: I think that is everyone 

mangos: great let's add some peeps

mangos added Sam al-Abbas, Gunderson, Mallory Keen, TJ, Blitzen and Hearthstone to the chat.

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Pearsea is online

Pearsea: @Sam al-Abbas are you the Sam with a flying horse???

Sam al-Abbas is online 

Sam al-Abbas: I guess so? I don't have one but there's a stable full of flying horses I can use? Why?

Pearsea: shist you type like a grandma too. I have a flying horse. His name's Blackjack :)

Local mechanic is online 

Local mechanic: I don't know yall but you need usernames

Mangos is online

Mangos changed Mallory Keen's name to Merida

Merida is online

Merida changed Mangos' name to Rapunzel

Rapunzel: :,(

Merida: you started it

Sam al-Abbas: she's not wrong, Magnus.

Ferrero Rocher is online

Ferrero Rocher changed Sam al-Abbas' name to is it a bird? Is it a plane? 

is it a bird? Is it a plane? Changed their name to its a plane 

It's a plane: The other one was good but too long.

Ferrero Rocher: that's fair. Anyway

Ferrero Rocher changed Blitzen's name to fashion dad

Ferrero Rocher changed Hearthstone's name to magic mom 

Rapunzel: wow

Merida: I feel like I'm missing the context here...

Rapunzel: when we were homeless everyone used to call Hearth and Blitz my mom and dad :)

Merida: ahh, makes sense

Ferrero Rocher: I'm out of ideas hElP

Rapunzel: NO

Ferrero Rocher: rude

Rapunzel changed Halfborn's name to actual Viking™️

Rapunzel changed TJ'S name to Hill lover 

Rapunzel: there you go

Ferrero Rocher: Thanks Maggie

Rapunzel: don't call me Maggie

Ferrero Rocher: ok Maggie xo 

Rapunzel: I hate you 

local mechanic: ah young love

pearsea: are you jealous Leo?

local mechanic: of course not. But why can't I find any of my four partners:(

local mechanic: @pepper @blind superman @let me be Frank @gemFinder where are yall??

pepper is online

Pepper: You'll never find me xoxo.

pepper is offline

gemFinder is online

GemFinder: Frank and I are at camp Jupiter???

local mechanic: oh yeah lol. Miss youuuu

GemFinder: miss you too Firebug 

merida: Firebug? That's fucking adorable 

local mechanic: thanks. Who even are you??

Hill lover is online

Hill lover: we could say the same

pearsea sent an attachment [introductions.jpeg]

Pearsea: you're welcome 

GemFinder is offline

Local mechanic is offline

it's a plane: Thank you. I'm Samirah al-Abbas, but please call me Sam. I'm the daughter of L*ki and a Valkyrie

Ferrero Rocher: and a Muslim cuz she quirky

its a plane: Alex stop

Ferrero Rocher: no xoxo

it's a plane changed Ferrero Rocher's name to Sam's annoying little sibling

Sam's annoying little sibling: rude 

Rapunzel changed Sam's annoying little sibling's name to pascal

Pascal: is-is that the fucking chameleon from Tangled????

pearsea: yes lmao

pascal: Magnus @rapunzel why?????

rapunzel: he can change color and you can shapeshift :)

pascal: whatever, come here

Rapunzel is offline

Pascal is offline

Pearsea: oh rip Magnus

it's a plane is offline

Merida is offline

Hill lover is offline

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Pearsea is online

Pearsea: wait @pascal did you actually kill him or not 

pascal is online

Pascal: I'd send a picture of his dead body but I think Sam would kill me if I did that :)

it's a plane is online

It's a plane: I would 

Hill lover is online

Hill lover: Aw, I wanted to see Magnus's dead body.

pascal: just come to my room idiot. You can see it in person then :)

Hill lover: Of course. On my way!

local mechanic is online

Local mechanic: tf? Did Magnus die

pascal: yep I killed him :)

local mechanic: you killed your boyfriend??? Why is everyone ok with this? 

pascal: he'll come back it's fine. Besides, it's fun :P

local mechanic: ok???? @pepper come pick me up, I'm scared

pepper is online 

Pepper: sorry I can't

local mechanic: what do you mean you can't 

pepper: I'm trapped

it's a plane: What do you mean, you're trapped?

pepper sent an image [trapped.jpeg]

Pepper: TRAPPED

local mechanic: just move her

pepper: this is the first time she's slept properly in days

it's a plane: Let the girl sleep

Rapunzel is online

Rapunzel: awww Annabeth 

local mechanic: you're alive again

Rapunzel: Indeed I am :) 

pearsea: Leo told me to check the chat. Why?

rapunzel: cute Annabeth picture?

pearsea: yeah that's probably it

pearsea: that's adorable and I'm glad they're getting some sleep

pearsea: @pepper send more cute Annabeth. It heals me emotionally 

pine tree is online

Pine tree: HEY guess what I found

pine tree sent an image [baby Annabeth.jpeg]

Pearsea: awwwww baby Annabeth 

pepper: that's adorable also

pepper sent an image [cute annabeth to improve your day.jpeg]

Pearsea: thank you Piper

lamp is online

Lamp: I know what we all need: cute Nico 

lamp sent an image [Neeks.jpeg]

pine tree: aww cutee

pascal: are we sending cute pictures of our significant others?

Rapunzel: Alex nO

pascal sent an image [red.jpeg]

Pearsea sent an image [same photo.jpeg]

It's a plane: is that a tomato 

pearsea: an upside down one, yes 

Rapunzel: @pascal @pearsea why

bananabeth is online 

Bananabeth: THALIA

pine tree: ah shit

bananabeth: how dare you

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Rapunzel is online

Rapunzel: hey @its a plane do you know why Alex is laid in the hallway screaming

pearsea is online

Pearsea: that's a mood

pearsea: but seriously is Alex OK

Hill lover is online

Hill lover: I mean it's Alex so probably not.

pearsea: fair enough

lamp is online

Lamp: who's not ok? Does someone need help?

pearsea: we all need help 

lamp: ok fair enough but what's going on

rapunzel: Alex is still on the floor screaming

merida is online

Merida: that's what the screaming is?

rapunzel: yes @its a plane what's wrong???

it's a plane is online

It's a plane: I don't know? It's probably just Alex being Alex.

It's a plane: did anyone bother to actually ask Alex what's wrong?

rapunzel: Yeah, TJ did. He doesn't have feet anymore 

lamp: tf??? Is he ok???

Ghost King ™️ is online

Ghost King ™️: It's ok Will. They're in Valhalla. He'll be ok

Ghost King ™️: at least I think. Most of you newbies haven't introduced yourselves yet

it's a plane: I did right?

pearsea: You, Magnus and Alex have. That's it from your group.

It's a plane: @merida @hill lover @actual Viking @fashion dad @magic mom introduce yourselves 

merida: I'm Mallory Keen and I say fuck the Brits. Oh and I'm dead

pearsea: ok?? What's wrong the Brits????

it's a plane: @merida DONT WRITE AN ESSAY

merida: fine. if I had to boil it down to one sentence: they suck

rapunzel: she's Irish.

lamp: that's fair

lamp: is Alex still screaming?

merida: no I stabbed him

rapunzel: That didn't do anything. It didn't hit anything vital so she's just screaming louder now

merida: oops

rapunzel: @merida do you want your knife back?

merida: obviously. Did you heal her?

rapunzel: she promised to tell me what's wrong if I healed her. 

lamp: I'm invested in this story now. 

lamp: What's wrong?

rapunzel: she hasn't told me yet but she's no longer led on the floor 

lamp: that's good

merida sent an attachment [not on the floor.jpeg]

Bananabeth is online

Bananabeth: that's adorable

it's a plane: @rapunzel submit to your fate as a bed

rapunzel: I have, don't worry

Bananabeth: is everything OK???

rapunzel: Alex was led on the floor screaming for like 2 hours and is now asleep on top of me.

Bananabeth: I see

2 hours later

pascal changed their name to ded 

Ded: aww y'all were worried about me

Bananabeth: Are you ok though?

ded: yeah I'm fine. I've got my favorite idiot

ded sent an attachment [idiot.jpeg]

Bananabeth: ok that's adorable

Bananabeth sent an attachment [my favorite idiot.jpeg]

Lamp: is Percy just hanging out at the top of the climbing wall???

Bananabeth: Yes

ded: that seems fair. Why's that dumb??? Is he scared of heights?

lamp: the climbing wall has lava

ded: I see

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Ded: Hey Sam @it's a plane

it's a plane: Yes?

ded: Magnus is dumb

rapunzel: thanks Alex

rapunzel: What did I do to deserve this?

ded: you know what you did.

rapunzel: look I'm sorry

bananabeth: What did Magnus do?

ded: He tried to ask if I was a boy or girl and asked if I was a boy or a boy

rapunzel: she was a girl

rapunzel: she also laughed for 5 minutes straight

pepper: Wait a second, @bananabeth why is Percy your favorite idiot?

bananabeth: you and Rey aren't idiots, obviously

pepper: fair

Hill lover: wait, who's dating who? I'm confused?

bananabeth: I need to add someone quickly.

banabeth added drawingthefuture to the chat

Drawingthefuture: If everyone tells me your gender and sexuality ill get you pride flags

ded: Iconic but why???

drawingthefuture: my dad's a billionaire and I need to waste his money 

rapunzel: understandable

bananabeth: Shall we just all reintroduce ourselves?

drawingthefuture: we're all getting new nicknames: Hamilton themed

rapunzel: why????

bananabeth: Because Rachel's in a theatre phase.

drawingthefuture: iTs NoT a PhAsE aNnAbEtH

bananabeth: OK.

drawingthefuture changed bananabeth's name to I wanna build something that'll outlive me

Drawingthefuture changed Pearsea's name to history has its eyes on you

Drawingthefuture changed pine tree's name to include women in the sequel 

Drawingthefuture changed their name to corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony changed the Ghost King™️'s name to death doesn't discriminate

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony changed Lamp's name to chaos and bloodshed are not a solution

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony changed local mechanic's name to set my heart aflame, every part aflame

History has its eyes on you changed blind superman's name to I'm stepping down, I'm not running for president

History has its eyes on you changed pepper's name to love doesn't discriminate

History has its eyes on you changed gemFinder's name to I'm a diamond in the rough

History has its eyes on you changed let me be Frank's name to you'll blow us all away 

History has its eyes on you changed Reyna's name to I don't wanna fight, but I won't apologise for doing what's right

History has its eyes on you changed Rapunzel's name to and what about Boston?

 Ded changed their name to some men say im intense or insane

Some men say im intense or insane changed Merida's name to witnessed their deaths first-hand 

Some men say im intense or insane changed Hill lover's name to first black battalion 

Some men say im intense or insane changed It's a plane's name to dying is easy, young man, living is harder

 Some men say I'm intense or insane changed actual Viking™️'s name to between all the bleeding and fighting, I've been reading and writing

Some men say im intense or insane changed magic mom's name to there is so much more within me now

And what about Boston? changed Fashion dad's name to the fact that you're alive is a miracle

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony changed the name of the chat to see you on the other side of the war

I wanna build something that's gonna outlive me: *sighs*

I wanna build something that's gonna outlive me: Annabeth Chase, she/they, demigirl, child of Athena, bisexual, dating @History has its eyes on you, @love doesn't discriminate, and @i don't wanna fight, but I won't apologise for doing what's right, and I'm an architect. 

History has its eyes on you: Percy Jackson, they/he/she, genderfluid, child of Poseidon, bisexual, dating @I wanna build something that'll outlive me, @I'm stepping down and I'm not running for president,  and I've saved the world a few too many times

include women in the sequel: Thalia Grace, she/her, cis, daughter of Z*us, lieutenant of the hunters of Artemis, Aro Ace, single, I don't think I need to explain the name

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: Rachel Elizabeth Dare, she/her, cis, mortal, Oracle of Delphi, panromantic ace, literally not allowed to be in a relationship, my dad's capitalist scum

death doesn't discriminate: Nico di Angelo, they/them, I don't have a gender, child of Hades, gay, dating @chaos and bloodshed aren't a solution, my dad's the god of the dead

chaos and bloodshed aren't a solution: Will Solace, he/him, cis, son of Apollo, bi, dating @death doesn't discriminate, I'm a healer and fed up with all y'all getting injured.

set my heart aflame, every part aflame: Leo Valdez, he/they, transmasc enby, child of Hephaestus, pan, dating @love doesn't discriminate, @im stepping down, I'm not running for president, @youll blow us all away and @im a diamond in the rough, I can set myself on fire

I'm stepping down, I'm not running for president: Jason Grace, he/him, cis, son of Jupiter, bisexual, dating @History has its eyes on you, @set my heart aflame, every part aflame and @love doesn't discriminate, I gave up my power as a leader of the kind of government 

love doesn't discriminate: Piper McLean, she/they, enby, child of Aphrodite, pan, dating @i wanna build something that'll outlive me, @set my heart aflame, every part aflame, and @Im stepping down, I'm not running for president, mom's the goddess of love

I'm a diamond in the rough: Hazel Levesque, she/her, girl, daughter of Pluto, straight, dating @set my heart aflame, every part aflame and @blow us all away, I can control gems

Blow us all away: Frank Zhang, he/him, cis, son of M*rs, bi, dating @set my heart aflame, every part aflame, and @Im a diamond in the rough, I destroyed the one thing keeping me alive but didn't die because I decided not to

I don't wanna fight, but I won't apologise for doing what's right: Reyna, she/her, cis, daughter of Bellona, homoromantic ace, dating @I wanna build something that's gonna outlive me and @love doesn't discriminate, I became a traitor and started a war between the Greeks and Romans to prevent a bigger war. 

and what about Boston: Magnus Chase, he/they, demiboy, child of Frey, panromantic ace, dating @some men say im intense or insane, proud Bostoner

some men say im intense or insane: Alex Fierro, he/him currently, genderfluid, child of L**i, bi, dating @and what about Boston, I have previously been called both of these things

witnessed their deaths first-hand: Mallory Keen, she/her, cis, daughter of Fr*gg, straight, dating @between all the bleeding and fighting, I've been reading and writing, I see death daily

First black battalion: TJ, he/him, male, son of Tyr, aroace, single, I was actually part of the first black battalion 

dying is easy, young man, living is harder: Sam al-Abbas, she/her, cis, daughter of L**i, straight demisexual, my fiance isn't in this chat because learning about the Norse gods nearly broke him, I'm a Valkyrie 

between all the bleeding and fighting, I've been reading and writing: Halfborn Gunderson, he/him, male, mortal (dead), straight, dating @witnessed their deaths first-hand, my 2 interests are fighting and learning

there is so much more within me now: Hearthstone, he/him, cis, elf, gay, dating @the fact you're alive is a miracle, I'm assuming this is referencing the magic

the fact that you're alive is a miracle: Blitzen, he/him, cis, dwarf and son of Freya, dating @there is so much more within me now, Magnus froze me to save my life without knowing if he could turn me back

History has its eyes on you added Sadie Kane to the chat

History has its eyes on you changed Sadie Kane's name to As the British take Brooklyn 

As the British took Brooklyn: I'm Sadie, I'm British and live in Brooklyn, I'm female and use she/her pronouns and I'm the eye of Isis. I have some comments about everything you said

As the British take Brooklyn: Percy, do you always accept any pronouns or does it depend on your gender?

As the British take Brooklyn: Rachel, why aren't you allowed to be in a relationship?

As the British take Brooklyn: Jason, kind of government???

As the British take Brooklyn: Piper McLean, like Tristan McLean?

As the British take Brooklyn: how am I talking to dead people????

As the British take Brooklyn: Sam, what's a Valkyrie?? Also you're defo lying about having a fiance 

as the British take Brooklyn: Hearthstone, I do magic too:))

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Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: Norse peeps, what address should I send your pride flags too??? You too, @as the British take Brooklyn and what your flags are 

as the British take Brooklyn: I won't tell you until you answer my questions

and what about Boston: I'll DM you the address

and what about Boston: @there is so much more within me now, of course it's about your magic

and what about Boston: @as the British take Brooklyn Valkyries are Norse warrior girls who take people who die in battle to Valhalla (Viking death paradise) and Sam does have a fiance, his name's Amir and he makes incredible falafel

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: I'm not allowed to be in a relationship as part of being the Oracle bc I have to dedicate myself fully to the role or smth? Idk @i wanna build something that's going to outlive me help

I wanna build something that's gonna outlive me: why do you need help Rachel?

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: Sadie says we have to answer her questions before I can send her a pride flag and I don't know most of the answers. Why can't I have a relationship?

I wanna build something that'll outlive me: probably to dedicate yourself fully to Apollo 

I wanna build something that'll outlive me: Percy's pronouns are changeable but they/them is always OK

I wanna build something that'll outlive me: we had a debate earlier in this chat about whether or not its a government. It's technically a Roman legion/ an army of teenagers

I wanna build something that'll outlive me: Tristan McLean is Piper's dad

I wanna build something that'll outlive me: Valhalla's weird?? I don't get it either. They aren't like fully dead I guess?? Idk

as the British take Brooklyn: OK, I accept your responses even if I don't 100% understand. 

as the British take Brooklyn: straight accept for Zia Rashid

as the British take Brooklyn deleted a message

As the British take Brooklyn: straight and poly

some men say im intense or insane: literally everyone saw that message before you deleted it lmao

some men say im intense or insane: who is this Zia person?

as the British take Brooklyn: .....

as the British take Brooklyn: my brother's gf

some men say im intense or insane: is your brother poly too

as the British take Brooklyn: no. not that I'd ever come onto his gf, I just think she's hot

history has its eyes on you: understandable. Leo's hot but I'd never date him

set my heart aflame, every part aflame: of course I'm hot, I can set myself on fire. Also how dare you say you'd never date me

history has its eyes on you: its just that you're not my type

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: yeah  percy likes blondes

history has its eyes on you: can confirm do like blondes

as the British take Brooklyn: I've met Annabeth and agree that she's blonde but what does Percy's other partner look like?

some men say im intense or insane: how could you disagree that she's blonde????

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony sent an attachment: [is this safe.jpeg]

As the British take Brooklyn: OK they're blonde but are they making out while holding swords??

death doesn't discriminate: you get used to it

chaos and bloodshed are not a solution: it's ANNOYING because they get INJURED and I have to HEAL them

I wanna build something that'll outlive me: are you ok Will?

chaos and bloodshed are not a solution: just had a long day

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: poor Will :(

chaos and bloodshed are not a solution: shut up Rachel

I wanna build something that'll outlive me: Rachel, what did you do?

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: nothing.... 

chaos and bloodshed are not a solution: she got the Hermes cabin to do am EXTREMELY dangerous prank

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: oops

love doesn't discriminate: these names are too long. Boycotting till we can shorten then

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony: I'll shorten everyone's name and tell them what flags I'm getting them. Tell me if I'm wrong (only about flags tho)

Corruption's such an old song we can sing along in harmony changed their name to Drawingthefuture 

Drawingthefuture changed I wanna build something that'll outlive message name to annabanana

Drawingthefuture: @annabanana demigirl, bi, poly

annabanana: yep! Enby too please! 

Drawingthefuture: of course the more the better

Drawingthefuture changed history's got its eyes on you to Iloveblondes

Drawingthefuture: @Iloveblondes genderfluid, bi, poly

Iloveblondes: I'd say im surprised by this name but I know you better than that Rachel. Also requesting an enby flag on top of those

Drawingthefuture: alright

Drawingthefuture changed include women in the sequel's name to ex-tree

Drawingthefuture: aro and ace

ex-tree: yup! Also you weren't even here when I was a tree

ex-tree: we move around constantly, just keep them till I come to camp

Drawingthefuture: will do

Drawingthefuture changed death doesn't discriminate's name to italianangel 

Drawingthefuture: @italianangel agender, enby, achillean

italianangel: what's Achillean?

Drawingthefuture: enby attraction to men

italianangel: awesome! Yeah I'll take it. Can I have a gay one too?

Drawingthefuture: rainbow or gay man?

italianangel: Rainbow please

Drawingthefuture: of course

Drawingthefuture changed chaos and bloodshed are not a solution's name to ballofsunshine

Drawingthefuture: @ballofsunshine bi

ballofsunshine: yes and everyone needs to get to bed it's 3am

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Drawingthefuture changed set my heart aflame, every part aflame's name to pyro 

Drawingthefuture: @pyro trans enby pan and poly?

pyro: yup

Drawingthefuture changed I'm stepping down I'm not running for president's name to oursavinggrace 

Drawingthefuture: @oursavinggrace bi and poly

Oursavinggrace: Yes :)

Drawingthefuture changed love doesn't discriminate's name to pipecleaner

Drawingthefuture: @pipecleaner enby, pan and poly?

Pipecleaner: ye

Drawingthefuture changed I'm a diamond in the rough's name to magicgems

Drawingthefuture: just poly for you @magicgems right??

magicgems: Yep, thank you!

Drawingthefuture changed blow us all away's name to aswarmofbees

Drawingthefuture: bi and poly @aswarmofbees

aswarmofbees: sounds good

Drawingthefuture changed I don't wanna fight but I won't apologise for doing what's right's name to queenpraetor

Drawingthefuture: lesbian, ace, poly?

Queenpraetor: make it sapphic ace and poly

Drawingthefuture: aight

Drawingthefuture changed and what about Boston's name to chasethedead

Drawingthefuture: enby, demiboy, pan and ace for you @chasethedead?

chasethedead: thank you

Drawingthefuture changed some men say im intense or insane's name to genderisinsane

Drawingthefuture: genderfluid and pan for @genderisinsane

genderisinsane: perfect and if you're wasting money, we own a homeless shelter for young people where a lot of them are lgbt so send us some random ones too?

Drawingthefuture: fuck yeah

Drawingthefuture changed first black battalion's name to warhero

Drawingthefuture: aro and ace?

warhero: perfect

Drawingthefuture changed witnessed their deaths first-hand's name to tokencishet

Drawingthefuture changed in between all the bleeding and fighting I've been reading and writing's name to token straight white man

Drawingthefuture: you're getting an ally flag each and you can't stop me

Drawingthefuture changed dying is easy young man living is harder's name to thevalkyrie

Drawingthefuture: demi flag?

thevalkyrie: Yes, thank you.

Drawingthefuture changed there is so much more within me now's name to magicgayelf

Drawingthefuture changed the fact that you're alive is a miracle's name to frozengaydwarf

Drawingthefuture: you both want just gay right?

magicgayelf: yes for both of us

Drawingthefuture changed as the British take Brooklyn's name to  magicbrit

Drawingthefuture: poly?

magicBrit: yep thx 

Drawingthefuture: aight that's all sent out

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Genderisinsane sent an image [flag pile.jpeg]

Genderisinsane: thanks @drawingthefuture the kids are very happy with them

Genderisinsane sent an image [swamped.jpeg]

Chasethedead: lmao is that Toby and Will?

frozengaydwarf: yes

frozengaydwarf: some of the younger kids are making a fort out of the flags

Iloveblondes: Iconic 

Iloveblondes: you better send a picture when they're done

magicgayelf: we will do

drawingthefuture: you're welcome

drawingthefuture: dad hasn't noticed that I spent 1000 dollars on pride flags yet lmao

chasethedead: your dad has too much money 

drawingthefuture: yes 

Chasethedead: EAT THE RICH

Drawingthefuture: yes

magicgayelf: yes also

magicgayelf sent an image [flag fort.jpeg]

Magicgayelf: very proud of the kids

Iloveblondes: as you should be

annabanana: that's brilliant and I love it

thevalkyrie: He's so cute ♥️

thevalkyrie sent an image [cute.jpeg]

Thevalkyrie: Look at him!!

annabanana: awwww

annabanana: he looks so happy

Iloveblondes: he does! Who is he?

thevalkyrie: my fiance @magicbrit told you he exists

magicbrit: hmm fine

ex-tree: heck yeah fellow ace

chasethedead sent an image [his dad.jpeg]

Iloveblondes: ahah that's gorgeous

thevalkyrie: thank you for that excellent cropping Magnus

chasethedead: you're welcome

thevalkyrie: I'm setting that as his profile picture on my phone

ex-tree: as you should

oursavinggrace: Thalia do you have a terrible picture of me as my profile on your phone?

ex-tree: of course I do little bro 

ex-tree sent an image [jace.jpeg]

Iloveblondes: I'm sorry babe, but that's great

magicbrit: I don't know you but I've decided I like you based purely on that picture

oursavinggrace: I shouldn't have said that should I....

annabanana: I mean it was obvious Thalia was going to do that

ex-tree: exactly. It's not my fault, its just who I am

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Italianangel: @drawingthefuture why is my cabin pink?

Drawingthefuture: 1. That's hilarious. 2. Not me

pipecleaner: It was Drew

Iloveblondes: why????

pipecleaner: idk she's prolly pissed about smth

Ballofsunshine: she has a crush on me. She's salty cuz I'm dating Nico

Italianangel: so she's taking it out on me. Not fair!!!

Italianangel: @Drawingthefuture help me turn it black again plsssss 

Drawingthefuture: what's in it for me?

Italianangel: uhhh what do you want?

Drawingthefuture: get Chiron to let me leave camp to buy paint

Iloveblondes: just sneak out???

Drawingthefuture: border patrol always catch me

Iloveblondes: weak. I've snuck out of camp like 10 times

Annabanana: Percy, stop.

chasethedead: I snuck out the hotel using a garbage Shute once

annabanana: Magnus, what is wrong with you???

genderisinsane: 'What is wrong with Magnus?' Is a question I ask myself everyday

chasethedead: thanks Alex. Love you <3

genderisinsane: ew

genderisinsane: jk

genderisinsane: love you too you idiot <3

pipecleaner: well that's weirdly wholesome

warhero: that pretty much sums up their relationship

chasethedead: you know what...

chasethedead: that's fair

Iloveblondes: wait how did Drew paint an entire cabin with noone noticing

italianangel: it was the middle of the night. I'm a heavy sleeper

Iloveblondes: do you....

Iloveblondes: sleep like the dead?

italianangel: godsdammit percy

annabanana: *casually walks away from Percy and runs to Piper*

pipecleaner: I've got you bb 

pipecleaner sent a picture [gottem.jpg]

Queenpraetor: when are you coming back to Camp Jupiter?

pipecleaner: soon baby

Queenpraetor: don't call me baby

pipecleaner: sorry sweetheart

Queenpraetor: hmm fine

Queenpraetor: you're lucky I love you 

pipecleaner: love you too

pyro: no Piper, don't leave me alone.

pyro: I'll be the only one here at chb

pipecleaner: just come with us????

pyro: oh right duh

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Ex-tree sent an image [the dam snackbar.jpeg]

ex-tree: finally found it

Iloveblondes: incredible

Annabanana: You're both idiots. 

ex-tree: thanks Annie

annabanana: You're welcome. 

pyro: @everyone favorite encanto song go

Iloveblondes: we don't talk about Bruno

annabanana: Surface pressure.

ex-tree: We don't talk about Bruno

pipecleaner: What else can I do

chasethedead: waiting on a miracle

Italianangel: Surface pressure 

Drawingthefuture: we dont talk about Bruno

Iloveblondes: we don't talk about Rachel?

Drawingthefuture: very funny Jackson

Iloveblondes: thank you 

genderisinsane: dos oruguitas....

pyro: another Spanish speaker??

genderisinsane: si

pyro: so there's 3 of us?

genderisinsane: 3?

pyro: @queenpraetor 

queenpraetor: What do you want from me, Valdez?

pyro: @genderisinsane also speaks Spanish 

queenpraetor: Always good to know. Where are you from?

genderisinsane: Boston....

genderisinsane: Abuelo (the only decent member of the Fierro family) was from Mexico

pyro: I'm Mexican too :)

chasethedead: @genderisinsane You're pretty decent too <3

genderisinsane: why thank you my dear <3

queenpraetor: I'm from Puerto Rico.

Iloveblondes: I'm an eighth Brazilian 

genderisinsane: do you speak Portuguese?

Iloveblondes: mom tried to teach me but I was young and did not want to pay attention 

Iloveblondes: adhd be fun like that

pipecleaner: It do be

Aswarmofbees: so glad I don't have adhd

pyro: show off

Aswarmofbees: thanks darling

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Magicgems: Leo's punishing Frank for his ADHD comment lmao

Iloveblondes: first of: when did Hazel learn text speak, second of how?

italianangel: I taught her

magicgems sent an image [here's how.jpeg]

Drawingthefuture: my phone won't load the picture :(

magicgems: Leo is sat on Frank's lap eating ice cream

genderisinsane: why?? How's that a punishment???

aswarmofbees: I'm lactose intolerant :(

pyro: awww poor Frankie

pyro: also Hazel come here

magicgems: ok?

queenpraetor: I just walked into the villa to see Leo sat on Frank's lap feeding Hazel ice cream. Context???

pyro: no. There's no context here

magicgems: I've been sworn to secrecy but just scroll up

queenpraetor: thanks Hazel

Iloveblondes: Is it good ice cream?

magicgems: it's very good ice cream. Even better because it's being fed to me by my little Firebug <3

pyro: love you too Hazey

pipecleaner: who are you and what have you done with Leo Valdez? 

pyro: ?

pipecleaner: that's too passive aggressive for you. You're normally aggressive aggressive 

Oursavinggrace: usually with fire

pyro: fair but still

pyro: I'm not always violent

pyro: where are you 2?

Oursavinggrace: infirmary

pyro: why

Ballofsunshine: why do you think? He and Percy were making out while holding dangerous weapons AGAIN

pipecleaner: I'm at work

genderisinsane: you have a job?

pipecleaner: rude

pipecleaner: the senate suck so they make me work in exchange for staying in the praetor's villa

pipecleaner: but Hazel gets to stay here for free

magicgems: to be fair I am a centurion and actually have to deal with the senate

Queenpraetor: I agree. The senate suck.

magicbrit: don't you literally run the senate???

aswarmofbees: doesn't mean we have to like the senators 

queenpraetor: gods, the senators suck at their job

italianangel: I leave for a little while and suddenly we've gone from ice cream to hating on the senate???

Iloveblondes: I mean, the senate do suck though

italianangel: fair enough

queenpraetor: speaking of @aswarmofbees @magicgems senate meeting in 5 minutes

aswarmofbees: yes yes we're coming

magicbrit: but what about the ice cream

pyro: unless Jace or Piper get over here quickly I'll have to finish it by myself :(

oursavinggrace: awww poor Leo :( 

oursavinggrace: gimme about 10 minutes

Ballofsunshine: Jason Grace. Stay right there. I'm not clearing you for at least another hour

ex-tree: oof poor lil bro

oursavinggrace: I'm older than you now

ex-tree: shame

ex-tree: old man

oursavinggrace: rude Thals

chasethedead: @genderisinsane this is you and Sam 

genderisinsane: omg wait it is

thevalkyrie: Alex, are you calling me an old man?

genderisinsane: yeah, sis, I am

thevalkyrie: Thank you

Genderisinsane: Time to bully someone!

thevalkyrie: If you're about to do what I think you are, I will come to the hotel and kill you

genderisinsane added Amir Fadlan to the chat

Genderisinsane changed Amir Fadlan's name to confusedfalafel 

Genderisinsane: worth it

thevalkyrie: did you even give him any context?

confusedfalafel: No, I have no clue what's going on.

chasethedead: Most of these people are my cousin's friends :)

confusedfalafel: Magnus?

chasethedead: yes

chasethedead: @pyro do you still have the intro screenshots?

Iloveblondes: they're too busy eating ice cream to answer

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Pyro: Percy, you have the screenshots 

Iloveblondes: oops, sorry babe

ex-tree: babe??? Are you two dating now???

pyro: yes xoxo

pipecleaner: yeah he broke up with me for Percy

pipecleaner: jk jk the long distance thing didn't work out with me in OK

pyro: yeah, we broke up like 2 weeks before I got with Perce

pyro: pipes is still my bestie tho. Love you <3

pipecleaner: love you too <3

Iloveblondes shared 2 images [intro1.jpeg] [intro2.peg]

Confusedfalafel: thx, Amir Fadlan, I am but a mere mortal who was pulled into this mess by my wonderful fiancee's not so wonderful father, and I run a falafel shop. Oh, and he/him

genderisinsane: not so wonderful is a much too nice description of my mother

confusedfalafel: wait. Loki is your mother???

genderisinsane: ahaha yeah

confusedfalafel: sure, why not?

Confusedfalafel: wait....

Confusedfalafel: isis???

magicbrit: ah yes

magicbrit: Egyptian goddess of magic and wisdom.

magicbrit: I take it you're the fiance?

confusedfalafel: I guess so?

genderisinsane: yes he is 

confusedfalafel: can I have some context? Please?

thevalkyrie: omg you're so cute

thevalkyrie: when we were all saying our partners, I said you weren't in this chat and Sadie didn't believe you existed.

confusedfalafel: Thanks, habibiti

chasethedead: you two are adorable 

chasethedead: when's the wedding?

thevalkyrie: I'll tell you tomorrow...

genderisinsane: as your sibling, I reserve the right to know first

thevalkyrie: Magnus is my unofficial sibling. I'll tell you together

genderisinsane: ???

Chasethedead: oh yeah, Blitz and Hearth unofficially adopted me and Sam after we saved Jack

Iloveblondes: Jack gave me ptsd

annabanana: I think you may have had PTSD before that, Perce.

Iloveblondes: I was obviously joking, Beth

Iloveblondes: humor is he best coping mechanism

pyro: fax

thevalkyrie: what did Jack do?

Iloveblondes: randomly appeared with no warning because someone didn't think to tell me they had a talking sword,

chasethedead: I was too busy dying falling off a boat

Iloveblondes: you asked for it. Anyway, Jack appears, tells me my sword is a girl and starts flirting with it

thevalkyrie: That sounds like something Jack would do. 

magicgayelf: why was Magnus dying falling off a boat?

chasethedead: Percy is the child of a sea god. I wanted advice before our trip

confusedfalafel: are you all children of Egyptian gods?

annabanana: most of us are children of Greek and Roman gods

confusedfalafel: how many gods are there???

annabanana: all of them. No joke

confusedfalafel: ok....

confusedfalafel: I need to lie down...

thevalkyrie: do you want me to call you?

thevalkyrie: or do you want me and Alex to come over?

confusedfalafel: can you come over? If that's ok with you @genderisinsane 

genderisinsane: of course

thevalkyrie: Valhalla's on my way. I'll pick you up

genderisinsane: k

thevalkyrie: we'll be there soon, my love

confusedfalafel: thank you <3

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Magicbrit: lmao why is the empire state building like on fire or smth

thevalkyrie: What?

Iloveblondes: *sigh* what has Z*us done now

annabanana: Probably cheated on his wife again or something. I don't know.

italianangel: ima pop to the Underworld real quick

italianangel: dad has no clue what's going on and Seph is seething

Italianangel: she's complaining about her mother

italianangel: that's not exactly unusual though 

magicbrit: you could ask her?

italianangel: tempting,  but I'd rather be a human than a flower, thanks

Ballofsunshine: I prefer you as a human too, my love

italianangel: ew

italianangel: (love you too)

Iloveblondes: lmao I forgot she turned you into a flower

queenpraetor: Remember when you got turned into a guinea pig, Percy?

Iloveblondes: 😯 @annabanana did you tell her

Queenpraetor: Oh, I was there.

Iloveblondes: you were?

queenpraetor: I was. I'm pretty sure you met Hylla while you were there.

magicbrit: who's Hylla

queenpraetor: My sister.

Iloveblondes: Jeff Bezos

Queenpraetor: Really, Percy?

oursavinggrace: What's this about Jeff Bezos?

Iloveblondes: Hylla= Jeff Bezos

magicbrit: ????

Queenpraetor: She is Queen of the Amazons, who run the company Amazon. 

magicbrit: so your sister is Jeff Bezos confirmed??

thevalkyrie: Anyone worked out what's going on with the Empire State yet?

italianangel: some nymphs destroyed Demeter's garden on Olympus

italianangel: she got mad 

italianangel: fucked up the whole ecosystem on Olympus

Iloveblondes: welp good thing Mr D is at camp

Ballofsunshine: doesn't mean we appreciate him being here

magicgems: one thing I'll never understand about you Greeks is how you just casually insult the gods

magicgems: and get away with it

Iloveblondes: I don't lmao

Iloveblondes: like half of Olympus want to kill me

Iloveblondes: but they don't wanna anger Dad by doing so

Iloveblondes: so I survive :)

annabanana: which we appreciate 

Iloveblondes: why thank you

Iloveblondes: also I've just realized...

annabanana: What have you realized, Jackson?

Iloveblondes: the two gods who want to kill me the most are your mom and Jason's dad

pyro: what about my dad!!!

Iloveblondes: he's pretty chill with me I think

pyro: also I'm offended by your name

Iloveblondes: ????

pyro: I ain't blonde

annabanana changed Iloveblondes' name to Iloveblondes&Leo

Iloveblondes&Leo: lmao

Drawingthefuture: screw you Annabeth 

Drawingthefuture: I am the name queen

Drawingthefuture removed annabanana as admin

Annabanana: 😯 rude Rachel

Drawingthefuture changed Iloveblondes&Leo's name to bluefood 

Chasethedead: eww

genderisinsane: help me

annabanana: Alex, are you ok?

genderisinsane: no I'm not ok 

genderisinsane: I have to put up with dating someone who hates blue

Chasethedead: thanks Alex love you too

genderisinsane: gods I don't know how I put up with you

Chasethedead: I don't know how I put up with you either you asshole

bluefood: IM SORRY

bluefood: MAGNUS HATES BLUE

Chasethedead: yeah I do

Chasethedead: what you gonna do about it

bluefood: Ima kill you

Chasethedead: you really gonna come to Boston

bluefood: hmm you're safe for now

genderisinsane: you're not safe from me tho Maggie 

Chasethedead: I'm not scared of you Fierro

genderisinsane: shame

genderisinsane: you should be

Chasethedead: nah, don't think I will be

genderisinsane: you're too annoying

Chasethedead: not as annoying as you

warhero: just to let you guys know

warhero: Alex is sat on Magnus's lap

warhero: and they're making out right now

Pipecleaner: aww

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Genderisinsane: THOMAS JEFFERSON JUNIOR I WILL MURDER YOU

warhero: NOT IF I MURDER YOU FIRST

Genderisinsane: YOU. ME. 5 MINUTES. SPARRING ROOM

warhero: OH YOURE ON

confusedfalafel: Umm....

chasethedead: this is an everyday occurance in Valhalla

Chasethedead: you get used to it

confusedfalafel: Anyway, back to arguing with Sam's grandparents 

thevalkyrie: They're so annoying, like, ugh.

thevalkyrie: Stop trying to go against all our decisions 

thevalkyrie: It's not your wedding....

bluefood: oof

chasethedead: rip Sam 

queenpraetor: Anyone know why Leo is laid on the floor of my villa?

aswarmofbees: Oh, it's your villa now, is it, Reyna?

queenpraetor: Sorry, Frank. Our villa.

bluefood: I'm coming over

annabanana: Are you going to be annoying or helpful, Percy?

bluefood: uhhh.....

pipecleaner: everyone pile into the villa to annoy Leo into getting up

Queenpraetor: Piper. NO!

pipecleaner: too late hehe 

annabanana: I am coming over to attempt to keep Percy and Piper in line.

aswarmofbees: Good luck with that, Annabeth.

annabanana: Thank you, Frank.

queenpraetor: Update: Leo is now lay in Percy's lap and Annabeth has successfully apprehended Piper.

queenpraetor sent an image [apprehended.jpeg]

chasethedead: awww

chasethedead: that's a very effective method of apprehending mischievous people

thevalkyrie: Sounds like you are saying that from experience, Magnus.

chasethedead: Have you even met your little sibling?????

chasethedead: I often find myself having to apprehend her

thevalkyrie: Who won, by the way? Alex or TJ?

chasethedead sent an image [thislittlebitch.jpeg]

Chasethedead: and she just threw a lump of clay at me

Genderisinsane: you deserved it Mags 

chasethedead: thanks 

annabanana: What are you making, Alex?

Genderisinsane: a mug :)

annabanana: cute!

chasethedead: has the Piper been freed?

annabanana: They have not, but are now asleep on me.

pipecleaner: that is a lie 

pipecleaner: I'm not asleep

pipecleaner: You do make a comfortable seat though

annabanana: thank you, my love

pipecleaner: Rey makes a better seat though

annabanana: Rude.

bluefood: and Piper is now on Reyna's lap

chasethedead: ok that's kind of funny

chasethedead: @genderisinsane why don't you sit on my lap

genderisinsane: you're an asshole and don't deserve that level of affection 

chasethedead: the lack of affection makes you the asshole

genderisinsane: fine

genderisinsane: you happy now

chasethedead: no

chasethedead: I need cuddles

Genderisinsane: gods you're so needy

pipecleaner: so both Chase cousins need cuddles then?

Ballofsunshine: everyone needs cuddles

Ballofsunshine: cuddles are important

genderisinsane: who are you to decide that

Ballofsunshine: a doctor

genderisinsane: well I'm going to ignore your advice

chasethedead: you love cuddles more than I do

chasethedead: stop lying to us Fierro

genderisinsane: my mother is the God of lies

genderisinsane: I can lie as much as I want to, beantown

chasethedead: the one and only time Alex Fierro is proud to be a child of Loki

thevalkyrie: Why are you proud of that, Alex??

genderisinsane: I'm not I was trying to annoy Maggie

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Thevalkyrie: will they please shut up

confusedfalafel: PLEASE

thevalkyrie: I'm 98% sure they're taking out their annoyance at the fact that their only daughter didn't marry on me

magicbrit: but...

magicbrit: what if she married your dad

warhero: gods no

genderisinsane: don't even go there

chasethedead: I'm pretty sure that would start Ragnarök 

tokenstraightwhiteman: it would

magicbrit: and that's bad?

thevalkyrie: It's literally the end of the world 

magicbrit: ok fair enough

magicbrit: that's bad

Ballofsunshine added Meg McCaffrey to the chat

Ballofsunshine: she bullied me into it

Meg McCaffrey: why can't I change my name 

annabanana: Rachel has removed everyone else's naming privileges

Meg McCaffrey: rude

genderisinsane: idk who you are but I like you based on the fact that you aren't denying bullying not-Magnus into the chat

Ballofsunshine: I have a name you know

Italianangel: yeah and it's not-Magnus

Ballofsunshine: thanks love

Meg McCaffrey: why is Will called not-Magnus???

genderisinsane: he has a lot in common (I.e. sunshiney, blond healer who can glow) with my partner Magnus @chasethedead 

Meg McCaffrey: fair enough

Meg McCaffrey: @drawingthefuture can I have a name 

Italianangel: you already have one plant demon

drawingthefuture changed Meg McCaffrey's name to plantdemon 

Drawingthefuture: there you go Meg

plantdemon: thx

plantdemon: shit mom spotted me

plantdemon: gtg farm 

genderisinsane: uhh ok???

Italianangel: if you think that's weird

Italianangel: wait until you find out her mom's a goddess 

genderisinsane: well shit

Plantdemon: k I'm back

Italianangel: What's going on?

genderisinsane: we want answers

plantdemon: she's making her demigod children work for her on her farm 

plantdemon: because and I quote

plantdemon: "the godly child I have for this is useless and just whines about missing her husband"

genderisinsane: and now I have more questions 

Italianangel: YES

Italianangel: YOU GO SEPH

bluefood: @ex-tree you remember when she and Nico hated each other

ex-tree: omgs yes

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Plantdemon: hehehe I have stolen Meg's phone

bluefood: hello one of Meg's siblings

annabanana: who are you

plantdemon added Katie Gardner to the chat

Katie Gardner: tis I

annabanana: oh, hi Katie

italianangel: how's farming going 

Katie Gardner: eh not too terrible

Katie Gardner: Meg's never met Persephone before and is terrified of her lol

plantdemon: I'm sorry but she has a SCYTHE

Plantdemon: and is THREATENING people with it

Katie Gardner: oh yeah lol

italianangel: don't worry Meg

italianangel: she won't hurt you

Katie Gardner: she might

italianangel: she won't if you tell her you're the one who stopped Apollo from getting murdered.

Katie Gardner: that's fair

Katie Gardner: adukhdyijngrb

Ballofsunshine: Are you alright there Katie?

Katie Gardner: Demeter: I get the impression you don't want to be here

Katie Gardner: Persephone (sarcastically): weird that

italianangel: YESS SEPH!!!!

confusedfalafel: I'm so confused

Plantdemon: it's in your name

Plantdemon: also @drawingthefuture give Katie a name

drawingthefuture: gods Meg you could've asked

drawingthefuture changed Katie Gardner's name to crazyplantlady

Crazyplantlady: thank you Rachel

crazyplantlady: also who are you people? Some people's names I can guess. Others not so much

chasethedead: I mean some of us are from a whole other pantheon so...

bluefood sent 2 attachments [intro1.jpeg][intro2.jpeg]

Crazyplantlady: thank you Percy

italianangel: @confusedfalafel you aren't Greek so I'll explain the myth for you:

italianangel: so Kore (or little girl) accidentally wanders into the land of the dead trying to escape her mother who is obsessed with watching her

italianangel: and Hades (my dad/the guy who runs the place) basically goes "what is pretty girl doing here????"

italianangel: they fall in love 

italianangel: Demeter (Kore's mother) is all pissy and tells everyone her daughter was kidnapped 

italianangel: she goes to Zeus like "save your child"

italianangel: and he's like "I have too many children to care if one goes missing"

italianangel: so she gets even more pissed and destroys all the crops for all humans (which she can do as the farmer goddess)

italianangel: so Zeus comes back like "Fine, I'll get her back if it saves the humans"

italianangel: so Zeus goes to the Underworld/land of the dead and catches Kore halfway through eating a pomegranate 

italianangel: and if you eat anything there you can't leave

italianangel: and Zeus actually used his brain for once and came up with a solution

italianangel: she would spend half the year in the Underworld, and half the year in Earth and he changed her name to Persephone (chaos bringer)

italianangel: and that's why there's seasons

italianangel: oh look

italianangel: a lightning strike just set a tree outside my window on fire

italianangel: how weird

confusedfalafel: thanks for the explanation 

italianangel: you're very welcome

chasethedead: you're very educational 

italianangel: thanks dead person

Ballofsunshine: nico love you can't just call someone dead person

italianangel: why not? He is dead

genderisinsane: I found it funny :)

chasethedead: of course you did Alex

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Plantdemon: guess who escaped her mother's farm

italianangel: my stepmom :)

Plantdemon: no me

crazyplantlady: actually both of you did

Ballofsunshine: nico how do you know this

italianangel: uh....

Ballofsunshine: did you shadow travel again

italianangel: uh....

bluefood: @Ballofsunshine nico messed up

Ballofsunshine: what have you done?

italianangel: I may or may not have miscalculated the shadow travel jump...

Ballofsunshine: where are you?

italianangel: uh....

bluefood: the roof of my cabin

Ballofsunshine: thanks Percy

bluefood: np 

Ballofsunshine: NICO DI ANGELO GET YOUR PRETTY LITTLE ASS TO THE INFIRMARY RIGHT NOW 

italianangel: fine

Bluefood: nico don't 

annabanana: What was that sound?

bluefood: nico falling off the roof of my cabin

Ballofsunshine: *sigh* omw

bluefood sent an attachment: [knightinshiningarmour.jpeg]

Annabanana: awww

genderisinsane: Anyone know a dentist

chasethedead: you're dead Alex. You don't need a dentist???

genderisinsane: those two are giving me cavities 

bluefood: more cavities for Alex:

bluefood: Nico had fallen asleep in Will's arms

bluefood: brb heading to the infirmary to keep you upto date on them being cute

pipecleaner: lol Percy just fell over

pipecleaner: guess they have an excuse to go there now

bluefood: thanks Piper

bluefood: lmao Kayla's giving me a full checkup 

genderisinsane: I was promised more cuteness not percy getting injured

warhero: who are you and what have you done with Alex Fierro????

genderisinsane: haha very funny TJ

bluefood: Kayla says I'm fine :)

bluefood: Nico is currently asleep in Will's lap and Will wants to move but can't lol

Ballofsunshine: they're like a cat

Ballofsunshine: can't move if they're asleep on you

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Crazyplantlady added Travis Stoll to the chat

Travis Stoll added Connor Stoll to the chat

Bluefood: oh no

bluefood: also the intro screenshots got corrupted oops

annabanana: Oh, dear.

annabanana: If you want anyone else in the chat add them now then we'll redo introductions.

bluefood added Grover Underwood and Juniper to the chat

Plantdemon added Lavinia Asimov to the chat

magicbrit added Carter Kane, Walt Stone/Anubis, Zia Rashid and Jaz Anderson to the chat

Drawingthefuture changed Travis Stoll's name to thief1 

Drawingthefuture changed Connor Stoll's name to prankster2 

Drawingthefuture changed Grover Underwood's name to actualgoat

Drawingthefuture changed Juniper's name to bush

Drawingthefuture changed Lavinia Asimov's name to pinkhairanddontcare

Drawingthefuture: congratulations Sadie you get name privileges

magicbrit: ooo

magicbrit changed Carter Kane's name to mapthepharoah

Magicbrit changed Walt Stone/Anubis's name to possessedbydeaddog

Magicbrit changed Zia Rashid's name to therealzia

Magicbrit changed Jaz's name to courtesyhealer

Drawingthefuture: WAIT

Drawingthefuture changed annabanana's name to livingforthechase

Livingforthechase: Thank you, Rachel.

chasethedead: we match now :)

livingforthechase: Yes, Magnus, I think that's the point.

livingforthechase: @everyone: Name, pronouns, connection to the gods, name explanation and 2 fun facts about you. 

Livingforthechase: Annabeth Chase, she/they, daughter of Athena (Greek goddess of Wisdom), I'm the alive Chase cousin, I've visited the Greek version of Hell, and I saved the Athena Parthenos.

bluefood: Percy Jackson, genderfluid (he/they currently), child of Poseidon (Greek Sea god), I love blue food, had to be part of two great prophecies and I helped my mom commit murder at 12

Livingforthechase: I'm sorry you did what???

pyro: dang good job perce

Ballofsunshine: why are we pro murder??

genderisinsane: I'm always pro murder

chasethedead: we know that Alex 

bluefood: @annabanana I gave her medusa's head to use on my abusive ex-stepfather and she sold the statue to get a new apartment and go to college 

genderisinsane: based on just that I love your mom 

Livingforthechase: Sally is great. Can we continue with introductions now?

pyro: Leo Valdez, they/he, child of Hephaestus (Greek God of fire and smiths), I can set myself on fire, I created this chat and I almost died

bluefood: this idiot (my bf) has a habit of setting other stuff on fire other than themself

pyro: hush water boy

Ballofsunshine: I am not vibing with the death theme 

italianangel: you should be used to it

Ballofsunshine: Will Solace, he/him, son of Apollo (Greek God of the sun, music, healing, poetry +), I'm a healer and I delivered a baby satyr once 

italianangel: I've just delivered a baby satyr, hold my hands, Nico- flirting 101

bluefood: he's not the one who took their crush to bathe in the river Styx 

italianangel: hush 

Italianangel: Nico di Angelo, they/them, child of Hades (Greek death god), my surname is Italian for "of the angels", I've also been to Hell, and Will's my annoying boyfriend 

Ballofsunshine: love you too Neeks

italianangel: hiss

Drawingthefuture: Rachel Dare, she/her, the Oracle (I'm occasionally possessed by a green smoke that tells prophecies), I tell prophecies and I draw, my dad is capitalist scum and Annabeth used to hate me

Livingforthechase: hush I was jealous

actualgoat: your crush was so obvious omg

Livingforthechase: hush goat boy

actualgoat: Grover Underwood, he/him, satyr (half human, half goat), I'm a Lord of the Wild, and I started all this mess by finding Percy in the first place. 

bluefood: you ain't wrong lol

bush: Juniper, she/her, I'm a dryad, Grover's my bf and I told Percy that the sus guy was sus

pipecleaner: Piper McLean, she/they, child of Aphrodite (Greek goddess of love and beauty), it's a play on my name, I'm Cherokee and I stole a BMW once

Bluefood: other Greeks assemble

ex-tree: Thalia Grace, daughter of Z*us, Greek God of lightning and the sky, lieutenant of the hunters of Artemis (goddess of the hunt, moon and childbirth), I was a tree once, and I had a crush on a guy who tried to kill me

Bluefood: same ^

Livingforthechase: same ^

crazyplantlady: let's be honest, most of camp had a crush on him at one point

ex-tree: fair

crazyplantlady: Katie Gardner, she/her, daughter of Demeter (goddess of farming and plants), I have a sister called Miranda, and I turned the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel into a jungle (with help)

thief1: <3 

thief1: Travis Stoll, he/him, son of Hermes (God of thieves and travellers), I once called Clarisse chicken, and I set a ping pong ball on fire during a council meeting (Chiron wasn't impressed)

prankster2: Connor Stoll, he/him, son of Hermes (See above), we all are also pranksters, I'm the younger sibling, I once was so excited to see Percy I fell out a tree...

chasethedead: gae

prankster2: honestly don't know how I didn't realize it sooner

plantdemon: Meg McCaffrey, she/her, child of Demeter, Nico called me a plant demon earlier, I found Apollo in a dumpster and I kicked Sherman Yang in the crotch 

prankster2: how do I not know this?

Ballofsunshine: she poked you in the eye around the same time

prankster2: oh all right then

Livingforthechase: Romans- your turn:

oursavinggrace: Jason Grace, he/him, son of Jupiter (Roman god of the heavens), I have a storm spirit horse called tempest and Perce and I once created a storm together

bluefood: that was so badass omg I forgot we did that

magicgems: My name is Hazel Levesque, she/her, daughter of Pluto (Roman god of the dead and riches), I can control magic and gems, I can give you any gemstone free of curses and I stole a horse from Reyna's sister. 

annabanana: You did what? 

Bluefood: if I remember correctly she allowed us to take him

aswarmofbees: after percy refused to be her slave

bluefood: hush

aswarmofbees: Frank Zhang, son of Mars (Roman god of war), I'm a shape-shifter who turned into a swarm of bees once, my great-grandfather accidentally destroyed camp Jupiter once and I didn't die because I decided not to.

magicgems: still can't believe you did that omg

queenpraetor: Reyna, she/her, daughter of Bellona (Roman goddess of battle strategy), I'm praetor of the twelfth legion and my name means Queen, I had a crush on Annabeth before we officially met..., and my sister had me kidnapped.

ex-tree: then you attacked me

queenpraetor: You kidnapped me!!

Livingforthechase: Are we just going to skip over the part of Reyna having a crush on me before we met?

queenpraetor: *officially met and yes

pinkhairanddontcare: Lavinia Asimov, she/her, daughter of Terpsichore, muse of dance, I accidentally volunteered myself for a quest, I have a girlfriend who's a dryad :)

Livingforthechase: Norse, it's your turn.

chasethedead: Magnus Chase, he/they, child of Frey, god of summer, I'm the dead Chase cousin, I have a talking sword called Jack and I defeated Loki in a duel by saying I was in love with his child...

genderisinsane: still can't believe you did that lmao 

genderisinsane: Alex Fierro, genderfluid (he/him currently), child of L*ki, I made a clay warrior once and Mags fell in love with me when I cut their head off with a clay cutter

chasethedead: hush

thevalkyrie: Sam al-Abbas, she/her, daughter of L*ki, I'm a Valkyrie, I saved my school even though I was bullied there, I got these two idiots together ^

chasethedead: rude

genderisinsane: yeah sam rude

frozengaydwarf: Blitzen, he/him, I'm a gay dwarf that Magnus turned into a statue once, I make fashionable armor, and I helped defeat Loki's army with massive ducks

genderisinsane: they were so scared of your ducks omg

magicgayelf: Hearth, he/him, I do rune magic, I'm gay for this cutie^ and I'm an Elf. I've taught TJ swears in sign language and I helped Magnus crash his own funeral

Livingforthechase: if I had a nickel for each time someone I loved turned up to their own funeral, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

chasethedead: who else lmao??

bluefood: that would be me

bluefood: everyone assumed I was dead after blowing up a volcano

Livingforthechase: Still can't believe you survived that.

bluefood: me too honestly

warhero: TJ, he/him, son of Tyr(God of war and challenges),.I died in the American civil war, I can't deny a challenge and I have a frey boat

tokenstraightwhiteman: Halfborn, he/him, I was a literal Viking, I'm apparently the only straight white man here, I know 13 languages and I teased Magnus about having a crush on Alex the first day they met

genderisinsane: was this before or after I cut his head off (the first time)

tokenstraightwhiteman: After.

warhero: it was at the dinner

tokencishet: Mallory Keen, she/her, daughter of Fr*gg, I don't think this name works anymore, I turned these two idiots from enemies to friends, I got stuck in a walnut shell once

chasethedead: oh yeah forgot about that lol

confusedfalafel: Amir Fadlan, he/him, I'm just a confused mortal who's engaged to Sam and works at my dad's falafel shop, I got forced into taking selfies with Heimdall, and I got forced into a pair of trousers made of the skin of one of my ancestors (ew)

Livingforthechase: OK, that's disgusting.

Drawingthefuture changed tokencishet's name to merida

Merida: you bloody idiot I'm IRISH not SCOTTISH

Drawingthefuture: oop

Drawingthefuture: looks like I've found a weak spot

Drawingthefuture changed Merida's name to ex-walnut

Genderisinsane: lol

magicbrit: is it our turn now?

magicbrit: Sadie Kane, she/her, eye of Isis, she/her, I do magic and I'm British, I'm poly and I know more spells than my brother 

mapthepharoah: show off

mapthepharoah: Carter Kane, he/him, eye of Horus, I'm the pharaoh and I travelled a lot/cartography map stuff idk why Sadie made this my name, I use weapons more than spells, SADIE, and a goddess possessed our pet cat

magicbrit: she was my cat Carter not ours

possessedbydeaddog: There's two of us....

possessedbydeaddog: Walt Stone, he/him, I'm basically possessed by Anubis (God of death and has a dog head), We're both dating Sadie and if Anubis leaves me I'll die

possessedbydeaddog: Walter is using me as a life support machine - A

courtesyhealer: Jaz Anderson, she/her, studying the path of Sekhmet, I'm a healer, and I have a mini Carter made of wax 

therealzia: Zia Rashid, she/her, I was unknowingly the host of Nephthys, I was locked away and replaced by a clay servant for a while, I'm the only known person to host 2 gods and I wanted to kill Sadie and Carter the first time we met.

bluefood: nice

bluefood: I've taken screenshots but someone else should too

pipecleaner: I also have screenshots I case Percy corrupts them again

bluefood: thanks Piper 

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Ex-tree: I'm sorry

ex-tree: Hylla tried to have Percy as a slave???

ex-tree: that would not have ended well

bluefood: I was the only one good enough lol

aswarmofbees: she never offered for me to be her slave :(

bluefood: poor Frank

queenpraetor: I'd say she knew better than to have Frank as a slave, but if she wanted Percy than maybe not.

queenpraetor: I should really tell her I'm dating Annabeth

queenpraetor: I don't know if she'd be happy or pissed

ex-tree: let's find out

queenpraetor: THALIA NO!

ex-tree added Hylla Twice-Kill to the chat

Ex-tree: oops

queenpraetor: THALIA

Hylla Twice-Kill: What is this?

ex-tree: Reyna wants you to know she's dating Annabeth

Hylla Twice-Kill: The blonde one?

Hylla Twice-Kill: Reyna, the one who almost got us killed?

Hylla Twice-Kill: And got us kidnapped by actual pirates?

queenpraetor: That would be the one...

Hylla Twice-Kill: Well, congratulations. You've liked her long enough.

queenpraetor: Thank you.

Hylla Twice-Kill: Anyway, goodbye.

Hylla Twice-Kill left the chat

Bluefood: Ohhh

bluefood: that's what you meant about having a crush on annabeth before you officially met

Livingforthechase: awww

Livingforthechase: love you too Rey

queenpraetor: I was young and you were smart and gorgeous....

pipecleaner: we aren't judging you Rey

pipecleaner: it's cute

pipecleaner: you two better get over here for hugs 

pipecleaner: now

Livingforthechase: I'd love to Pipes

Livingforthechase: but I don't know where you are

pipecleaner: oh oops

Bluefood: Piper and I are by the canoeing lake 

Livingforthechase: On my way!

bluefood sent an attachment [cuddles.jpeg]

Chasethedead: wrap a blanket around them

bluefood sent an attachment [cosy.jpeg]

Chasethedead: adorable 

genderisinsane: we could be that cute Maggie

genderisinsane: if you let me dress you up

Chasethedead: I'm not your fucking dog Alex

genderisinsane: no but you are fucking me

magicgems: bonk

magicgems: go to horny jail

genderisinsane: I live there lol 

aswarmofbees: Hazel is best warden

pyro: she even comes cuddle sometimes!!

magicgems: you're very cuddly Firebug 

pyro: why thank you

aswarmofbees: yeah you are

bluefood: can confirm. Leo is good for cuddles

oursavinggrace: Leo is very cuddly 

pyro: hehe

pyro: I get all the cuddles

ex-tree: how did this go from bullying Reyna to couples being cute???

ex-tree: dam

Bluefood: dam

actualgoat: dam

pyro: Thalia's just jealous 

bluefood: nah that's Rachel

Drawingthefuture: what are you calling me Percy??

bluefood: you're jealous cuz you can't be in a relationship 

Drawingthefuture: just because I had a crush on you once

Drawingthefuture: like literally everyone else

Drawingthefuture: doesn't mean I'm jealous 

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Crazyplantlady: @italianangel where are you

italianangel: with dad why?

Ballofsunshine: what are you doing there?

italianangel: rn? Playing with Cerby

crazyplantlady: extremely angry goddess on her way to the Underworld 

italianangel: ah shit ill tell dad

Ballofsunshine: Nico????

Ballofsunshine: why are you there???

italianangel: dad needed help

bluefood: awww Cerby

genderisinsane: who's Cerby?

Livingforthechase: three headed dog who guards the Underworld 

bluefood: goodest boy

genderisinsane: aww pupper 

actualgoat: Hey Perce remember when Annabeth full on told Hades to play with him more

bluefood: hehe yeah

Livingforthechase: hehe yes

italianangel: so charon told me the three of you said you drowned in a bathtub

genderisinsane: one bathtub??

bluefood: as Grover said: big bathtub

bluefood: we were 12 and dumb

queenpraetor: You weren't much better at 13

Queenpraetor: You got me kidnapped by pirates

Livingforthechase: I will come over there and kiss you to shut you up

queenpraetor: please do

chasethedead: aww

thevalkyrie: something tells me you do that with Alex

genderisinsane: they do

oursavinggrace: I do that with both Percy and Leo

aswarmofbees: most effective way of getting your annoying partner to shut up

pyro: it's very rude :(

bluefood: aww poor Leo

Bluefood: you'll live

pyro: rude :(

pyro: I'm going to go give Hazel and Frank cuddles instead now

bluefood: they're on the other side of the country

bluefood: how you gonna do that?

pyro: uhhh plane

pyro: Frank was mean to me too

pyro: so uh Jace gets cuddles

oursavinggrace: I'm also at camp Jupiter?????

pyro: ah no cuddles for me then :(

Ballofsunshine: as healer I say:

Ballofsunshine: give cuddles

italianangel: *leaves infirmary bc my bf said cuddles important*

Ballofsunshine: you ain't even here

Ballofsunshine: you're in the Underworld 

Ballofsunshine: which I don't approve of

Italianangel: I know that

italianangel: I'm attempting to stop a war

italianangel: you're welcome

magicgems: want me to come?

italianangel: please

italianangel: come meet Bianca 

bluefood: I thought she was reborn

italianangel: oh she died again

italianangel: and cuz she was like 4 she didn't earn Elysium

italianangel: and like fuck ashpodel

italianangel: so she's just vibing in dad's Palace now 

bluefood: nice. Tell her I say hi

italianangel: will do

italianangel: aight angry goddess is here

italianangel: bye

bluefood: bye Nico

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I talianangel added Bianca di Angelo to the chat

Bluefood: OMG BIANCA HI

Bianca di Angelo: Hello.

Bianca di Angelo: I don't know who you are.

Bianca di Angelo: Nico has informed me that you are Percy.

Bianca di Angelo: Hello Percy.

magicgems: Hi Bianca (it's Hazel btw)

Bianca di Angelo: What is this btw you talk about?

italianangel: it's an abbreviation. It means by the way (Love, Nico)

pyro: aha its another person who talks like a grandma

italianangel: oi! Cut my sister some slack

italianangel: she was only in the current time (or like 4 years ago) for a couple of weeks before dying on us

bluefood: which was very rude

italianangel: and then she was like a baby

pyro: hmm

magicbrit: that's a valid reason

italianangel: thank you Sadie

italianangel: you're an alright person

italianangel: even if your bf is an asshole

possessedbydeaddog: what did I do???

italianangel: you, Walt, did nothing.

italianangel: you're alright

italianangel: Anubis on the other hand

italianangel: you know what you did

possessedbydeaddog: I don't regret it. - A

magicbrit: what happened?

italianangel: he banished me from a graveyard grr

italianangel: and if I try to go back I bounce off like an invisible wall

therealzia: You are aware there are other graveyards, yes?

italianangel: yeah well that one's special

genderisinsane: alright I'm intrigued

genderisinsane: why's it special?

genderisinsane: is it where I was buried

genderisinsane: jk father prolly cremated me so he could remove me from existence completely

italianangel: 1. That's sad

italianangel: 2. Don't ask but I do know you were cremated

italianangel: 3. Lots of ghosts hang out there

genderisinsane: wait ghosts are real?

genderisinsane: I wanna be a ghost

genderisinsane: haunt my father

chasethedead: you really want to spend that much time with him?

genderisinsane: dang you're right

genderisinsane: guess I'm stuck with you then Maggie

chasethedead: *sigh* love you too

pipecleaner: BECAUSE EVERYONE GOT DISTRACTED 

pipecleaner: for Bianca

pipecleaner sent attachments [intro1.jpeg][intro2.jpeg][intro3.jpeg]

Bluefood: that was definitely aimed at me oops

Bianca di Angelo: Thank you, Piper.

Bianca di Angelo: May I have a weird name?

Bianca di Angelo: I feel like the odd one out.

Drawingthefuture: you are but sure

Drawingthefuture changed Bianca di Angelo's name to actuallydeadangel

Actuallydeadangel: I believe I have met some of you?

bluefood: Grover (@actualgoat), Thalia (@ex-tree) and I (Percy) were on the quest, and you briefly met Annabeth (@Livingforthechase) before she fell of a cliff

thevalkyrie: I am Odin's special ops valkyrie. You met me when you visited Valhalla

possessedbydeaddog: You have met me too. -A

actuallydeadangel: OK, thank you. I have also met a Norse Freyja, but someone said they were the child of Frey? Did she lie to me or was that a mistake?

chasethedead: child of Frey here! Neither! Frey and Freyja are both Fertility gods and are brother and sister

magicbrit: Anyone else find it weird that a Fertility goddess runs an afterlife??

magicbrit: just me

magicbrit: ok

bluefood: the rest of us have just accepted that mythology is weird

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Genderisinsane: HAPPY PRIDE FUCKERS

chasethedead: she's been running round the hotel strangling homophobes with pride flags 

warhero: she's got like 30 so far

warhero: not sure how she hasn't been killed yet

chasethedead: TJ....

warhero: I jinxed it, didn't I?

chasethedead: yes. Yes you did

Livingforthechase: Oh, dear.

bluefood: I, personally, am very proud of Alex

pipecleaner: anyone surprised by that?

magicbrit: ha no

magicbrit: embrace the chaos

Ballofsunshine: happy pride month

Ballofsunshine: while I don't believe in murder

Ballofsunshine: good job besting the homophobes 

bluefood: happy gay month!!!!!!!

pyro: hap gae month

magicbrit: oh and happy pride 

italianangel: happy pride!!!!

chasethedead: happy pride everyone

chasethedead: and an angry homophobe who saw me with Alex is trying to kill me now

Magicgayelf: oof rip Magnus

magicgayelf: also happy pride from everyone at the Chase Space 

frozengaydwarf: ^

thevalkyrie: ^

possessedbydeaddog: happy pride!!!

possessedbydeaddog: From both of us - A

Thevalkyrie: Alex @genderisinsane are you free to come over?

genderisinsane: I am in fact no longer dead

thevalkyrie: double date?

genderisinsane: yesss

genderisinsane: @chasethedead Maggie you have no choice

chasethedead: why would I say no???

pipecleaner: happy pride!!!

pipecleaner: also that's cute

chasethedead: thx I am cute

genderisinsane: she was talking about me obviously Maggie

Livingforthechase: boys

Livingforthechase: boys

Livingforthechase: calm down

bluefood: *flashbacks to the argo 2*

Livingforthechase: you're both pretty (cute)

Ballofsunshine: this was a daily occurance on the argo 2 wasn't it?

bluefood: Jase and I fought constantly until we realized we were in love <3

oursavinggrace: love you blue <3

oursavinggrace: also happy pride 

pyro: @oursavinggrace @bluefood come cuddle under this giant pride flag I found 

pipecleaner: awwwwww

pipecleaner: everyone meet my gf 

Livingforthechase: Hi!

pipecleaner added Shel to the chat

Pipecleaner: really Beth....

Livingforthechase: :) Love you Pipes 

pipecleaner: *sigh* love you too

Shel: hii! I'm Piper's other gf Shel

Shel: hap gay month

bluefood: is she... ya know

Shel: yes I'm gay

Shel: jk jk

Shel: I mean I am gay but that isn't what you meant

Shel: The answer to that is also yes

Shel: my mom is Freyja <3

chasethedead: NORSE SQUAD!!!

genderisinsane: NORSE SQUAD!!!

warhero: NORSE SQUAD!!

ex-walnut: Sure- Norse lot

thevalkyrie: Norse peeps

tokenstraightwhiteman: Fellow Norse!

magicgayelf: more norse

frozengaydwarf: yay! More Norse

Shel: welp guess I found the rest of the Norse demigods

Drawingthefuture: happy pride!

Drawingthefuture: ooh new person

Drawingthefuture changed Shel's name to gasstation

Pipecleaner: may I have name privileges?

pipecleaner: I have good name for her

Drawingthefuture: no

Drawingthefuture: dm it to me

Drawingthefuture changed gasstation's name to porplelady 

Porplelady: thanks Pipe xx

pipecleaner: you're very welcome my love

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Bluefood: wait shel hasn't had introductions....

Livingforthechase: You have the screenshots, Seaweed Brain.

bluefood: oh ye 

bluefood: dk y I keep forgetting 

italianangel: why is Percy using text speech?

bluefood: y u got a problem w// that??

italianangel: yes, I do actually

bluefood: well, idc 

italianangel: well then

italianangel: go kill yourself

bluefood: do it yourself bitch 

Ballofsunshine: nico

Ballofsunshine: don't threaten murder 

italianangel: I did no such thing

Livingforthechase: technically, they didn't

Ballofsunshine: xe was thinking it though

italianangel: I was hehe

italianangel: also my pronouns are now: xe/xem, they/them, he/his

italianangel: thank you

bluefood: nice circle here

bluefood: don't have to randomly interrupt a convo

bluefood sent attachments: [intro1.jpeg][intro2.jpeg][intro3.jpeg]

Bluefood: @porplelady

porplelady: hola

porplelady: I'm Shel Hawk, she/they, daughter of Freyja, uhhh... I live in OK with Pipes, whose my gf, I have purple hair and my mom's name means lady

pinkhairanddontcare: WEIRD HAIR COLORS SQUAD

genderisinsane: WEIRD HAIR COLORS SQUAD!

genderisinsane: I'm making a chat and noone can stop me

magicbrit: can I join

genderisinsane: do you have weird hair color

magicbrit: I have weird coloured streaks in my hair

genderisinsane: sure you can join

magicbrit: yay

bluefood: I have navy hair does that count

genderisinsane: duh it ain't a natural hair color 

genderisinsane: @chasethedead MAGGIE

chasethedead: NO

genderisinsane: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee you can join another chat

chasethedead: that's not an incentive, Alex

genderisinsane: if you don't ill kill you

chasethedead: you'll kill me anyway

genderisinsane: true lol

Livingforthechase: @genderisinsane you broke my text to speech

genderisinsane: epic

Livingforthechase: Also, what is happening here? Why are you arguing?

chasethedead: Alex has been trying for like 2 years to get me to let her dye my hair pink

genderisinsane: WED MATCH!!!

genderisinsane: AND YOUD LOOK GREAT WITH PINK HAIR!!!!

Livingforthechase: Sorry Magnus, I'm with Alex on this one

chasethedead: rude

genderisinsane: pwease 👉👈

chasethedead: fine but only to stop you from doing simp hands 

genderisinsane: THANKS MAGGIE

genderisinsane: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

genderisinsane: you get cuddles after cuz you're amazing 

chasethedead: aww thanks 

thevalkyrie: awwww

chasethedead: how's wedding planning lol

thevalkyrie: kill me please

Thevalkyrie: honestly we should just elope @confusedfalafel 

confusedfalafel: if I thought we could get away with it absolutely 

confusedfalafel: anything but this hell please

chasethedead: that bad lol

thevalkyrie: do you know how hard it is to plan something when 5 people who all think they have the most/equal say want vastly different things

confusedfalafel: finally booked a venue though

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Confusedfalafel: I need a distraction from this pain

Confusedfalafel: so @chasethedead do you now have pink hair

chasethedead: yes

chasethedead: I've already sent this in a couple of other chats but here's proof

chasethedead sent an attachment: [pink.jpeg]

Chasethedead: also Alex thinks he looks bad in this photo

chasethedead: please tell him this isn't true

Confusedfalafel: pink hair suits you

Confusedfalafel: also you both look cute in that photo

Livingforthechase: awwww

Livingforthechase: You two are adorable!!!

thevalkyrie: You're so cute together. I'm very glad I got you together.

genderisinsane: hush Sam

genderisinsane: also Maggie I'm sorry

genderisinsane: it is a very nice photo of us :)

chasethedead: finally

chasethedead: THANK you

therealzia: alright, that's cute

mapthepharoah: I had no clue someone could look that good with pink hair

genderisinsane: Maggie is mine

chasethedead: and he doesn't like being called Maggie

genderisinsane: tough luck

mapthepharoah: sorry I was just trying to compliment them

mapthepharoah: I'm taken

mapthepharoah: and straight

mapthepharoah: I don't want your man

genderisinsane: ewwwww a straight man

TokenStraightwhiteman: hey I'm a straight white man

genderisinsane: and???

mapthepharoah: screw you

mapthepharoah: I'm not white

magicbrit: I mean, you're half white....

mapthepharoah: Not as white as you Sadie

magicbrit: we're the same amount of white??

genderisinsane: wait what

therealzia: they're both mixed (black and white) but Sadie has lighter skin than Carter

genderisinsane: oh OK

bluefood: wait who else is mixed

Bluefood: excluding godly parents obv

Bluefood: I'll start

Bluefood: half white, half Brazilian

pipecleaner: eighth Irish, mostly Cherokee

Bluefood: you're part Irish????

pipecleaner: yeah lol

magicbrit: me and Carter are half brit half Egyptian

mapthepharoah: can confirm

aswarmofbees: Chinese and Canadian :)

Bluefood: huh

pipecleaner: you still in shock that I'm part Irish lol

Bluefood: you never said anything

pipecleaner: I assumed you knew lol

Livingforthechase: it's not exactly a secret perce

Bluefood: this is when I find out I was the only one of the 7 who didn't know isn't it.....

oursavinggrace: yes love it is

Bluefood: dam

actualgoat: dam

ex-tree: dam

ex-tree: can't believe you didn't know such a fundamental thing about your gf's gf

Bluefood: hush

Bluefood: I'm being bullied

pipecleaner: you deserve it lol

Bluefood: Annabeth help 

Livingforthechase: No. You dug yourself into this hole, you have to get yourself out of it.

Bluefood: :(

Bluefood: random topic change go:

genderisinsane: @thevalkyrie @Confusedfalafel how much pain are you in

Confusedfalafel: lots

thevalkyrie: I'm really not doing that great

genderisinsane: wanna meet up?

thevalkyrie: please

genderisinsane: thinking cup. 20 mins?

thevalkyrie: see you then

Chasethedead: you want a break too @Confusedfalafel 

chasethedead: double date?

Confusedfalafel: I might sit this one out actually 

genderisinsane: Mags don't intrude on brother-sister time 

chasethedead: aight sorry

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Pipecleaner: ahah percys having a full on existential crisis rn

mapthepharoah: please tell me this is to do with the whole not knowing you were part Irish thing

pyro changed their name to localmechanic 

Localmechanic: yes

Drawingthefuture: ????????

genderisinsane: wait

chasethedead: tf?

thief1: what's wrong lol?

Drawingthefuture: hi Travis

Drawingthefuture: forgot you were here lol

thief1: conner and I were lurking

genderisinsane: Rachel took away everyone else's right to change names 

therealzia: But Leo did anyway.

localmechanic: I'm just magic lol

bluefood: they created the chat so noone can take away their admin rights^^

localmechanic: no I'm magic

genderisinsane: you recovered from your existential crisis then???

bluefood: mostly

bluefood: I have my emotional support boyfriends 

pipecleaner sent an image [cuddlepile.jpeg]

Genderisinsane: aww

genderisinsane: @chasethedead why ain't we this cute

chasethedead: you refuse to give me affection

genderisinsane: you don't like affection????

chasethedead: I don't like physical contact

chasethedead: but I still like my Alex cuddles :(

genderisinsane: aight that's kinda cute

genderisinsane: come here for Alex cuddles

chasethedead: yay

bluefood: awwwwww

bluefood: @Livingforthechase your cousin is so cute

Livingforthechase: You flirting with my cousin perce

Bluefood: ....with Alex

Livingforthechase: better

thevalkyrie: omg you're adorable 

warhero sent an image [koala.jpeg]

bluefood: that's iconic

chasethedead: fun fact: koalas are really soft

Livingforthechase: I always suspected that. Also, cute.

Livingforthechase: Would you like an emotional support Annabeth too, Perce?

pipecleaner: I'd like an emotional support Annabeth pls

Livingforthechase: You alright pipes?

pipecleaner: ion wanna say over text

Livingforthechase: Alright, I'm coming over.

pipecleaner: thx ily

Livingforthechase: I love you too, my dear.

queenpraetor: Will you two please stop making me feel bad about doing my job?

pipecleaner: sorry Rey

pipecleaner: I'm coming to you next week

Livingforthechase: I've got stuff to do here unfortunately, but will be there in a couple of weeks.

queenpraetor: All right. I will see you both then.

Queenpraetor: I am looking forward to seeing you both.

pipecleaner: looking forward to seeing you too Rey

pipecleaner: love youuuuu

queenpraetor: I also love you both.

Livingforthechase: I love you Rey <3

bush: awww

bluefood: omg hi juniper

Livingforthechase: Perce forgot you were here.

bluefood: I did lol

bush: hehe hi percy

actualgoat: you forgot about my gf perce?

bluefood: course not

bluefood: just forgot she was in the chat

actualgoat: hmm fine

actualgoat: you're on thin ice though

bluefood: sorry g-man :,(

prankster2: aha you forgot about me too

bluefood: maybe

bluefood: if you ain't active I prolly forgot you were here lol

oursavinggrace: perce suffers from a lack of object permanence

bluefood: can confirm

crazyplantlady: you still cuddling?

crazyplantlady: also @thief1 get your pretty ass over here

localmechanic sent an attachment: [morecuddles.jpeg]

Thief1: why should I?

crazyplantlady: affection 

thief1: you just want to stop me from doing this....

crazyplantlady: drew will kill you

pipecleaner: idk what your planning but drew will kill you

crazyplantlady sent an attachment: [paint.jpeg]

Thief1: it would improve the aphrodite cabin

pipecleaner: Travis....

pipecleaner: Travis you are DEAD

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Bluefood: he did it

bluefood: @pipecleaner how pissed is Drew

pipecleaner: one thing at a time Perce

pipecleaner: there is currently a crisis about how ugly armor is

chasethedead: ooh I can help!

chasethedead sent a link

Chasethedead: @frozengaydwarf

frozengaydwarf: ??

chasethedead: help Piper

frozengaydwarf: how????

pipecleaner: my siblings are having a crisis about how ugly armor is

frozengaydwarf: ah! Yes I can help with that

Frozengaydwarf: I make chainmail fashion

pipecleaner: aight that's that dealt with 

pipecleaner: time to wait for Drew to leave the cabin

pipecleaner: gimme a minute

pipecleaner: they need to be at the arena in 5 minutes 

pipecleaner: I'll tell them to move it, then film for yall

bluefood: thanks Pipes

Livingforthechase: I HAVE NEWS. 

Livingforthechase: We are all the gay cousin

thief1: Ehe, wat?

Livingforthechase: both of my brothers just came out to me lol

genderisinsane: iconic. Love to see it

genderisinsane: you should add them to the chat

Livingforthechase: sure

bluefood: can we also remove inactive people? I kinda forget they're here sometimes

Livingforthechase: we went through this earlier.

bluefood: shhh 

localmechanic: let's play a game called who can Perce remember is in the chat and everyone else gets removed by yours truly

bluefood: eh sure

bluefood: me obvs, Wise Girl, sparky, you, Pipes, Hazel, Frank, Thals, Grover, Juni, Nico, Will, Reyna, Shel, Meg, Mags, Alex, Sam, Amir, TJ, Blitz, Hearth, Sadie, Carter, Walt/Anubis, Rachel

localmechanic: aight that's it then

localmechanic removed thief1, prankster2, actuallydeadangel, pinkhairanddontcare, therealzia, courtesyhealer, crazyplantlady, ex-walnut and tokenstraightwhiteman

Localmechanic: that was an actual purge omg

Livingforthechase: Impressive. That's a lot of people.

Livingforthechase added Bobby Chase and Matty Chase to the chat.

Bobby Chase: the fuck is this??

Livingforthechase: You're too young to be swearing, boys.

Bluefood: you swore constantly when you were younger than them

Bobby Chase: brill

Bobby Chase: however I don't wanna be in a chat with all my sisters friends so bye

Bobby Chase left the chat.

Matty Chase: same tbh 

Matty Chase left the chat.

Chasethedead: well that was fun

Chasethedead: all chases are gay confirmed

genderisinsane: incredible 

pipecleaner sent an attachment [she pissed.mp4]

Pipecleaner: @bluefood

bluefood: pehsjjshsjsi8djejsn I love it

plantdemon: JUSTICE FOR DREW WOOOO

Pipecleaner: I didn't know you liked her

plantdemon: I don't. This is the justice she deserves

Livingforthechase: That is completely understandable.

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Genderisinsane: Maggie

Genderisinsane: Maggieeeeeeee

Genderisinsane: Maggieeeeeeee

Genderisinsane: @chasethedead

chasethedead: what the fuck do you want????

Genderisinsane: you're an asshole

Genderisinsane: I hate you

chasethedead: k hate you too

Genderisinsane: :(

Livingforthechase: What's wrong, Alex?

Genderisinsane: Maggie isn't giving me attention :(

chasethedead: would you like hugs

Genderisinsane: hugs please!!!!

chasethedead: k ill be there in a minute

Genderisinsane: love you asshole

Chasethedead: love you too meinfretr 

pipecleaner: 10/10 very cute

Pipecleaner: anyone coming to camp j with me???

Pipecleaner: we leave in an hour

oursavinggrace: I'm coming pipes

Pipecleaner: yayyy

Pipecleaner: can you do praetor work while there????

oursavinggrace: you just want to steal Reyna

Pipecleaner: absolutely I do @queenpraetor I need cuddles when I get there

queenpraetor: I'm not letting Jase take over my job but you can sit on my lap while I do my work

queenpraetor: and obviously you get evening cuddles

Pipecleaner: you do make a comfy seat so sure 

bluefood: awwww

bluefood: I wanna swim but I can't >:(

bush: why not??

bluefood: I have a Leo attached to me

localmechanic: you love me really

bluefood: I do. You are cute <3

localmechanic: thanks coral

thevalkyrie: omg everyone's so cute

Livingforthechase: Does that include your fiancé?

chasethedead: it better

genderisinsane: Maggie what.....

chasethedead: I'm just saying Amir's cute

genderisinsane: alright that's fair

chasethedead: I've always thought he's cute

genderisinsane: you what.....

genderisinsane: and it took you three months of having a crush on me

genderisinsane: and me kissing you twice

genderisinsane: for you to realise you aren't straight....

chasethedead: hush...

thevalkyrie: yes, Amir is adorable 

thevalkyrie: Also, Magnus, really?

chasethedead: unfortunately...

thevalkyrie: That's incredibly stupid, even for you

chasethedead: thanks Sam

Thevalkyrie: you're very welcome 

Livingforthechase: how's the wedding planning?

Confusedfalafel: I want to scream

genderisinsane: honestly go for it dude

chasethedead: screaming is good for letting everything out

chasethedead: 10/10 do recommend 

Confusedfalafel: thanks guys

Confusedfalafel: I do appreciate it

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Thevalkyrie: if my grandparents mysteriously die it was old age

Thevalkyrie: it has nothing to do with my anger at them I promise

Livingforthechase: Are you OK, Sam?

Thevalkyrie: annoyed at my grandparents but OK

genderisinsane: and they're the good ones...

pipecleaner: imagine having grandparents on the godly side

pipecleaner: could never be me

genderisinsane: uhhh what

pipecleaner: my grandparent is sea foam

genderisinsane: why not. Gods are weird

bluefood: most of us Greek/Romans have either fought our grandad or great-grandad lol (same guy obvs)

chasethedead: my godly grandad is obsessed with his own feet.

Magicbrit: wait are you like all related

oursavinggrace: my dad's a horny bastard who fathered most of the other gods

bluefood: he has 5 siblings and pretty much everyone else is his kid

chasethedead: heh who are the siblings 

bluefood: my dad, Nico's dad, Meg's mom, and Hestia and H*ra who didn't have kids

Livingforthechase: also my mom sprung fully formed from Zeus's head

thevalkyrie: yeah, that seems normal.

magicbrit: definitely glad I'm not related to any gods

Chasethedead: what

Magicbrit: yh us Egyptians aren't actually related to the gods but the ancient pharaohs 

chasethedead: oh that's kinda cool

plantdemon: why is my mom one of the better ones

italianangel: I don't like your mom

plantdemon: rude

italianangel: she's the rude one

Livingforthechase: she's a goddess.

Livingforthechase: they're all rude

italianangel: you know what

italianangel: that's fair

italianangel: still don't like her

plantdemon: what do you have against my mom???

italianangel: Seph

Livingforthechase: that's fair

Livingforthechase: she was kinda rude to Persephone 

italianangel: still is

italianangel: I don't like that dad's sad for half the year cuz he misses Seph :(

bluefood: aww 

bluefood: how's Bianca?

Italianangel: she's good

Italianangel: proud of me for having a bf

Italianangel: but sad I've turned into a ball of angst

Italianangel: obvs she didn't say that exactly

bluefood: mm would be weird if she did

bluefood: I feel like Leo is about to do something dangerous

localmechanic: none of your business

bluefood: come here

localmechanic: you want to distract me with cuddles

localmechanic: I can see straight through you

bluefood: lies

bluefood: you can't do anything straight

genderisinsane: neither can I

chasethedead: is anyone left in the chat even straight?

bluefood: Grover and Juniper

ex-tree: important news!!!

ex-tree: one of the hunters tried to start a coup and shot me lmao

Ballofsunshine: tf? Are you OK?

ex-tree: yh I'm chill. Didn't go through my docs lol

ex-tree: anyway she got thrown out

ex-tree: I think she's going to camp

bluefood: I will greet every new camper with 'are you the one who shot Thalia?' Until I find her

ex-tree: thank you

ex-tree: I appreciate it

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Bluefood: found the bitch

ex-tree: thx

Livingforthechase: she's already tried to fight Chiron lol

pipecleaner: already????

Bluefood: yea claimed she was entitled to stay in cabin 8

bluefood: Chiron disagreed

bluefood: since she ain't an active hunter

ex-tree: gimme a sec

Bluefood: ??

ex-tree: k Lady Artemis says no

Livingforthechase: Oh, thanks, Thalia

ex-tree: np

ex-tree: k, gotta go

Bluefood: bye pinecone face

ex-tree: fuck off Kelp Head 

bluefood: rude :(

Livingforthechase: $10 Percy's doing something dumb

bluefood: rude 

oursavinggrace: I'm with Annabeth on this one

oursavinggrace: they probably are 

bluefood: again. Rude

localmechanic: ehee

oursavinggrace: Leo are you doing the dumb thing too

localmechanic: no

plantdemon: Leo's doing a dumb alone

localmechanic: MEG!!

Ballofsunshine: what's going on

bush: I am watching percy and i have no clue what they're doing 

Bluefood: I'm sat in a tree throwing rocks at monsters

Bluefood: not dumb

ballofsunshine: the young Hermes kid with a head injury because of you disagrees

Livingforthechase: PERCY

Bluefood: oops

Livingforthechase: Meg, what's Leo upto

plantdemon: they set fire to some of the strawberry plants and ran away 

localmechanic: you have no proof

Bluefood: who else has fire powers Leo 

localmechanic: lighters and matches are a thing ????

Genderisinsane shared a link

Genderisinsane: AHAHA SUCK IT

chasethedead: WOOOOOOOOO

chasethedead: " The owner of the failing Fierro Ceramics, Juan Fierro regrets the death of his only son." 

Genderisinsane: Fact checkers say this is false for the following reasons:

Genderisinsane: 1. He does not regret my death, ge regrets me not taking over the business 

Genderisinsane: 2. His only son is in fact alive

Genderisinsane: 3. He has other children who could take over the business, but he's a sexist prick so has to be a son

bluefood: Wait what ??????

Genderisinsane: the business my dad cares more about than me is failing :P

Genderisinsane: JUSTICE 

bluefood: what do you mean his only son is alive

Genderisinsane: OH we're 3/8 for trans Fierro kids 

chasethedead: wait is Robin here

Genderisinsane: omgs no

Genderisinsane added Robin Fierro to the chat 

Robin Fierro: Hello?

genderisinsane: hey sib

Robin Fierro: Alex?

genderisinsane: that would be me

Chasethedead: yo Robin

Robin Fierro: Who is this?

Chasethedead: Oh right. It's Magnus 

Chasethedead: @bluefood screenshots?

bluefood shared images: [intro1.jpeg][intro2.jpeg]

Drawingthefuture changed Robin Fierro's name to MexicanBird