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Ouma really doesn't know how he got into this situation. One minute he was setting up a prank in the dining hall and the next he was dragged to Mius lab and attached to some machine with no explanation.
"Wow what is this, another one of your sex machines?" He taunted, Iruma paying no mind to his words
"Its a lie detector Cockichi, to finally get the truth outta you! If you lie, we'll know!"
He immediately tensed up at this information, glaring harshly at the inventor and the other classmates who have come to ask questions, but succumbing to his fate.
"Fine, but on one condition: if I say something is too personal, you can't make me answer it. Got it whore?"
"Yeah yeah, whatever. First and most important question, are you really a supreme leader of evil?"
Ouma groans at this, not surprised in the least.
"Nope,you got me. I am a supreme leader, but i'm not evil. Too bad."
no one seems suprised by this answer, but at least they have confirmation now.
As the questions continue, his classmates begin noticing a pattern in his answers, each response related to the same man.
Amami asks about his favorite food
"Oh, its gotta be those star cookies Kai-chan maybe the other day. with the sparkling cider in the batter and edible glitter in the frosting? Those were the shit-"
K1-B0 asks about his favorite activities, besides the obvious.
"Ooh, stargazing! Kai-chans excited faces are so entertaining!"
Gonta asks about shows and movies he likes
"Horror stuff is the best, nihihi~ Kai-chan is so clingy when hes scared!"
Kirumi asks about his favorite color
"hmm...purple, but not my purple, I like the dimmer, space-y, pinkish shades of purple. It compliments my own purple!"
Question after question, every answer relating back to Momota, and all with the same nickname. Shuichi is the last to ask him something, determined to get to the truth of this pattern.
"Whats you relationship with Momota? You've been mentioning him a lot.."
Ouma pauses, a sly smile on his face as he picks Momota out of the group.
"I'll have someone else answer that for me. Hey Kai-chan, whats our relationship again?~"
"Waddya mean? We've been dating for almost a month now, how could you forget th-...oh."
Oumas smile turns into a cheshire grin as the rest of the class goes ballistic as expected, using the chaos to disconnect from the machine and slip away with Momota undetected
"Was that really necessary Kokichi? They're gonna be nagging us for weeks now."
"Nihihi, I know! Now lets go, I wanna cuddle under the stars-"
"Little shit...I love ya moondrop"
"Love you too Kai-chan!"