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Tuesday 10:31 pm
Chat Noir created a group chat.
Chat Noir added Ladybug, Carapace, Rena Rouge, and Queen Bee.
Chat Noir named the group “Superhero Besties.”
Chat Noir
Hey guys! Ladybug said I could make a superhero group chat, so welcome! :)
Ladybug
i said ‘that sounds like a terrible idea’ but ok
Rena Rouge
Omg superhero groupchat!!!!
Tgis is the greatest thing that has ever happened ever
Carapace
Omg hey dudes!
Chat Noir
Carapace!! It’s been so long :’)
Carapace
I know! I miss you!!
Queen Bee
can we chill with the exclamation marks
Chat Noir
Queen Bee!!
Queen Bee
i mean i know im amazing but theres no way anyone is that excited
Carapace
chat is like a golden retriever
its kind of adorable
don’t ever change
Chat Noir changed their user to ‘Chat Noir!’.
Carapace
perfect.
Rena Rouge
I just can’t believe I’m in a group chat with Ladybug ahhh
Chat Noir!
AND Chat Noir!!
Queen Bee
ANd Queen BEE!!
Rena Rouge
Yeah you guys too
Ladybug
im glad we’re all excited to be here
just don’t reveal your identities please
and dont be stupod
Chat Noir!
stupod
Rena Rouge
stupod
Queen Bee
stupod
Ladybug
smh
Chat Noir!
I promise M’Lady this chat will be serious business only.
Ladybug
see now you’re just lying to my face
Chat Noir!
Okay you’re right I’m sorry.
But we can use it for business too!
We can schedule patrols.
And alert each other when there’s an Akuma!
Ladybug
okay fine
just dont be annoying please
actually you know what im just gonna mute this chat
so @ me if you actually need me
Chat Noir!
@Ladybug
I always need you :)
Ladybug
…
okay chat that was really sweet
but im being serious dont @ me
Rena Rouge
Oooh someone’s in troubleeee
Ladybug
...but i need you too kitty :)
Chat Noir!
:))
Carapace
anyways
how was everyone’s day today?
Rena Rouge
Pretty good!
Hbu?
Carapace
same!
i went on a date with my girlfriend and it was amazing :)
Rena Rouge
Wow really,,, ;)
Queen Bee
hang on
wait a second
hold up
Rena Rouge
…?
Queen Bee
you guys know who each other are right??
Carapace
uh
is ladybug gonna kill me for saying this?
oh well
yes
Rena Rouge
We’re actually dating in real life
Ladybug
smh i had ONE RULE
Chat Noir!
Wait really?!
That’s so cute!
I mean I knew you guys were flirty!
But I didn’t know you were dating!
Queen Bee
ow too many exclamations
Rena Rouge
Yeah he’s my bf and I love him <3
Carapace
aww babe love you too <3
Rena Rouge
<3
Ladybug
stop being all cute and in love read the room for christs sake
Chat Noir!
Okay wow someone’s feeling angsty today
What’s BUGGING you?
Haha get it?
Carapace
Good one bro
Ladybug
heart been broke so many times iiii don’t know what to believeeeee
Rena Rouge
I can’t tell if shes joking or not
Chat Noir!
I guess we’ll never know.
Queen Bee
wait
back to what I WAS TALKING ABOUT
so Chat Noir doesn’t know who carapace and rena are??
Chat Noir!
Correct.
Queen Bee
but Ladybug does?
Ladybug
yes
Queen Bee
and Carapace and Rena know each other
Carapace
yep
Queen Bee
and everyone knows im Chloe
Chat Noir!
Yes.
Queen Bee
wait but do LB and CN know each other?
Ladybug
nope
Queen Bee
wait really??
i’m sorry this is just so confusing
Chat Noir
No worries, Chloe! Secret identities are strange :)
Ladybug
i wish you could all know who each other are
i know this sucks and i cant help but feel guilty
but right now its just too dangerous
im sorry guys :/
Friday 12:06 am
Ladybug
@everyone Akuma by Arc de Triomphe!
Chat Noir!
On my way!
Rena
same
Queen Bee
ughh its literally midnight
Stupid hawkmoth
smh
Coming
12:14
Carapace
shit i just woke up
omw
12:34
Ladybug
Leading the Akuma to the Eiffel Tower now!
Chat Noir!
Queen Bee come here we have a plan [1 location sent]
12:55
Ladybug
everyone make it home safe?
Chat Noir!
Yes ma’am
Rena Rouge
Yup
Queen Bee
yee
Carapace
yes
Ladybug
thank goodness. that was a tough one
Chat Noir!
Yeah lmao yikes
Ladybug
Thank you all for being there! You guys did amazing :)
Queen Bee
of course ladybug!
Rena Rouge
You know we’re always down to kick some Akuma butt
Chat Noir!
Wouldn’t miss it for the world <3
Ladybug
ugh you guys are the best
lobe you all <3
Chat Noir!
lobe
Rena Rouge
lobe
Carapace
lobe
Queen Bee
lobe
Ladybug
nvm i hate it here
Chat Noir!
No M’Lady we’re sorry!
We lobe you too <3
Ladybug
…
Chat Noir!
…<3?
Ladybug
…
<3
Chat Noir!
:)
Queen Bee
y’all what just happened
Rena Rouge
Its way too late for this
Carapace
fr get a room you two
Ladybug
no please don’t encourage him
Queen Bee
its okay chat im in love with lb too
Rena Rouge
oH???¿?
Queen Bee
just call me a lesBEEan
if you know what i mean
Carapace
proud of u queenie :)
Queen Bee
I don’t know what you’re proud of its literally not a secret
Chat Noir!
Fair.
Ladybug
fair
Rena Rouge
Fair
Carapace
anyone here listen to bazzi??
Rena Rouge
Okay random subject change
Ladybug
i do a little
Rena Rouge
I do bc you force me to
Chat Noir!
Should I?
Carapace
sorry im just listening to him rn and im in my Feels
like?? listen to 3:15 and then Can we go back to bed and then Renees song
i finally connected that they’re prob all about the same person and im just??? :((((
Ladybug
omg i love 3:15 its such a good song
Carapace
omg ladybug having good taste so true
Chat Noir!
I’m gonna go listen now!
Queen Bee
Guys its literally 1 am
Do I have to be team mom and tell everyone to go to bed??
Rena Rouge
sleep is for the week
Chat Noir!
Wish I could sleep for a week…
Queen Bee
You guys are so stupid
Proper sleep is for bad bitches and hot people
If you’re awake rn,,, im sorry to tell you this
Ladybug
please don’t tempt me my bed is calling my name but i have 474629382 things to do rn </3
Carapace
1 am isn’t even late
Rena Rouge
Ladybug i love you but why are you texting us if you have so much to do
Ladybug
ok sorry MOM
Queen Bee
You guys are utterly ridiculous im going to sleep
Carapace
night queen bee!
Rena Rouge
night bestie
Ladybug
i hopw you sleep well knowing im jealous of you rn
Carapace
oml ladybug you really have no chill tonight
Chat Noir!
Omg okay so I just listened to those 3 songs and im :,(( <3 :,)
It's so sad he loves her so much but she lives so far away :((
Carapace
RIGHT
Rena Rouge
omg welcome back Chat
Carapace
i think he has more songs about her too if you listen to more of his music
Chat Noir!
Okay I totally will.
You have good music taste.
Kinda reminds me of my best friend!
Carapace
woah thats crazy
Chat Noir!
Yeah.
2:12 am
Ladybug
anyone awake rn??
no?
okay
[3 messages deleted]
Friday 7:04 am
Queen Bee
GOOD MORNING BESTIES
Rena Rouge
oml too loud oww
Carapace
really flexing that you got sleep huh…
Queen Bee
I also drank my daily 8 dollar caramel oat milk latte and i am feeling GOOD
Rena Rouge
Flexing being rich too…
Chat Noir!
Morning!
Hope you guys have a great day :)
7:59
Ladybug
FCCK
SHIT
IM GONNA BE LATE
Rena Rouge
I can’t believe I used to think Ladybug was so strong and put together
Chat Noir!
Hey!
She’s doing her best >:(
Ladybug
iliterally cant belive i have to go to schoolr rn
im shaking crying throwing up
antoher day in this cruel world <\3
Queen Bee
antoher
Rena Rouge
antoher
Carapace
antoher
Ladybug
why would you do this to me at my darkest hour
Chat Noir!
We should keep a tally of how many typos she makes
Ladybug
the disrespect
smh
at least i don’t type like a 40 year okd business executive
Chat Noir!
I do not!
My father says that it’s good to stay professional.
Queen Bee
this is literally a superhero gc on the sketchiest fcking messaging app i have ever seen
theres nothing professional about it
Chat Noir!
I guess you’re right.
plagg just made me turn off auto caps
also:
LADYBUG HOT MESS COUNTER: 1
(this is where i keep track of ladybugs typos)
Rena Rouge
thanks captain obvious
Ladybug
no thats not fair i didn’t have any coffee in me yet
Chat Noir!
sorry m’lady I don’t make the rules
Ladybug
but good news!! i have injested three (3) cups of coffee in the span of 5 monutes
are my fingers tingling?
yes
am i probably going to have an anxiety attack soon?
yup
but i am feeling a ok
Chat Noir!
monutes
injested
LADYBUG HOT MESS COUNTER: 3
Ladybug
you can’t even be happy for me :/
3:18 pm
Rena Rouge
Do you guys ever wonder why hawkmoth wants the miraculouses?
Like he puts so much effort in
And for what??
Queen Bee
Idk normal villain shit?
Ultimate power?
Fame? Money?
To take over the tri-state area?
Carapace
Omg Hawkmoth is Dr Doofensmirtz confirmed
Queen Bee
Its true he told me.
Rena Rouge
Damn really?
Wheres a perry the platypus when you need one
Carapace
True he would’ve defeated hawkmoth in one day
Chat Noir!
okay ouch
its not as easy as it looks :(
Queen Bee
Lmao
But fr tho what does hawkdaddy want with ladybug and chat noir’s miraculouses specifically? Like if he just wanted more power he could have gone after any of us
Rena Rouge
HAWKDADDY LMFAO PLSS
Also thats true i never thought of that
Chat Noir!
its because the ladybug and black cat are the most powerful
(not to flex or anything)
and when you combine them it supposedly grants you a mega wish or something
Carapace
Oh
Queen Bee
Well shit
Rena Rouge
what do you think he’d wish for??
Carapace
Ultimate power?
Queen Bee
To be king of france?
Rena Rouge
To be less annoying?
Chat Noir!
to get some fashion sense?
Queen Bee
To not have an egg head?
Chat Noir!
wait guys maybe he’s gone bald :((
and he just want the miraculous to get his hair back :(((
Queen Bee
LMAO STOPPP
Rena Rouge
Okay but like what if he wants to use them for good?
Like to end world hunger or eat the rich or something?
Have you guys even asked?
Chat Noir!
okay SORRY i havent asked the superpowered terrorist what his goals are :|
usually im kinda busy FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE
Queen Bee
Ok sheesh chill grumpy chat
Rena Rouge
Yeah sorry my bad lmaoo
Chat Noir!
lmao
Ladybug
the thing is that any wish you would make would have severe consequences
and even if his intentions are good that does not excuse preying on innocent civilians and taking advantage of people’s humanity
Queen Bee
OMG HEYY LADYBUG
Carapace
Damn LB really coming in with the Deep Stuff
Chat Noir!
omg mlady you’ve finally returned
Rena Rouge
…
Ladybug?
Carapace
Damn she already left
Queen Bee
Shes really such a cryptid sometimes😭
Shows up at 3:30 in the afternoon to impart some Ancient Ladybug Wisdom and then disappears like the wind
Carapace
So vague and mysterious
Rena Rouge
kinda hot
Queen Bee
OKAY TRUE
Chat Noir!
do you guys not remember this morning?? shes not wise she probably swung herself into a ditch in a sleep deprived haze lmaooo
Rena Rouge
HEY dont speak about my wife like that
Carapace
Ok ouch what am i??
Queen Bee
True you have a boyfriend leave ladybug for me🙄🙄
Chat Noir!
i literally knew her first
not that its a competition or anything
Ladybug
i was gonna join the convo but now im thinking i might not
Queen Bee
OMG WELCOME BACK LB
Chat Noir!
sorry ladybug we were just joking.
Queen Bee
Speak for yourself bitch
Ladybug if you ever get over your weird will-they-won’t-they thing with Chat im here and very single 🤪
Ladybug
PLSS i dont have a thjbf with chat
Chat Noir!
thjbf
LADYBUG HOT MESS COUNTER: 4
Ladybug
its brutal out here
Rena Rouge
Ladybug listens to Olivia Rodrigo so true
Carapace
LB whyd you come and then leave us like that
Ladybug
sorry guys i was in detention abdjsbdhs
then my teacher caught me on my phone and took it away <\3
Chat Noir!
see guys not a cryptid, just a hot mess
Ladybug
you take that back
i am the immortal and all powerful Ladybug
i hold infinate wisdom and only impart it when i choose
Rena Rouge
infinate
Chat Noir!
respectfully
i literally saw you trip over a bench on patrol the other day
and then apologize to it
Carapace
Fr?? Lmaooo
Ladybug
ok rude i thougt we were partners
Rena Rouge
Thougt
Chat Noir!
LADYBUG HOT MESS COUNTER: 6
and as your partner
i believe it is my responsibility to call out your bs <3
Ladybug
i wouldnt have jt any other way <3
Chat Noir
*sigh*
LADYBUG HOT MESS COUNTER: 7
Rena Rouge
Ladybug you know theres a thing called auto correct right?
Ladybug
I turned it off in seventh grade to spite society and never looked back <3
Carapace
I can respect that
Queen Bee
What’d you get detention for?
Ladybug
bestie you name it
skipping class being tardy not turning in work falling asleep during lectures
the usual
Chat Noir!
relatable
except i have a really good excuse that i use like every time
Ladybug
omg lucky
Chat Noir!
and i think my teachers know my father would beat my ass if i got detention so they are nice enough to let things slide 😃
Ladybug
holy shit is your dad actually that bad??
Chat Noir!
no i was exaggerating haha.
i just have daddy issues 🤪
Ladybug
:/
im sorry bestie
Queen Bee
relatable except make it mommy issues </3
Ladybug
im here to talk if any of you ever want to 🥺
admittedly it might take 3-5 business days
but i WILL respond
Chat Noir!
thanks m’lady :)
Tuesday 2:35 am
Chat Noir!
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Chat Noir!
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Chat Noir!
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Ladybug
holy shit chat if you send one more berries and cream tik tok
im either killing you or myself
Chat Noir!
LMAOO
theyre just so funny 😭😭
Ladybug
its LITERALLY 2 am GO TO SLEEP
Chat Noir!
you’re literally awake too
let me live my life jfc
Ladybug
at least im TRYING to go to sleep
youre on tik tok
Chat Noir!
it helps me take my mind off things
especially after akuma attacks like tonight i need something to help me wind down
Chat Noir!
…m’lady?
Ladybug
sorry got lost in thought and responded in my head instead of real life
Chat Noir!
haha i get it
Ladybug
yeah
Chat Noir!
rough night, huh
Ladybug
yeah
Chat Noir!
wanna talk privately?
Private Message with Ladybug and Chat Noir
2:45 am
Ladybug
hey chat
Chat Noir
how are you?
Ladybug
i’m fine
Chat Noir
uh huh
and i’m the mayor of paris
Ladybug
lmao you got me
im just really tired
long week yknow
but i can never fall asleep after akuma attacls
cuz like adrenaline
Chat Noir
yeah same
we probably should’ve had the other heroes help tonight
Ladybug
yeah probably
it ended up being a lot harder than i thought
but i like to let them sleep when they can
even though i know they love it i hate dragging them into fights unless we absolutely need them you know?
Chat Noir
yeah like this is our fight
in the end it will always come down to us
Ladybug
yeah i feel bad pulling them into our bullshit all the time
Chat Noir
lmao yeah
Ladybug
anyway
im gonna try to sleep
goodnight chaton
Chat Noir
goodnight little bug