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Gold light filters into a hall, lighting it in an almost heavenly light. The birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
and a comedian and human are burning in hell.
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Sans knew he couldn’t keep this up. He was getting tired. No matter how much he tried, or how many times he killed the kid, they just kept coming back and lasting longer each time, taunting him all the while.
How many times had they done this song and dance before? How many times had this demon killed everyone he cared about? Killed his brother.?
It’s been going on for so long, he’s sure the freak has his words and moves borderline memorized at this point. It’s always the same, and yet they still come back. Still subject the underground to their torture.
Maybe they’re looking for something different, some form of change…?
… oh, he’ll give them change.
“ …alright. that’s it.” He says,
The human giggles, “Time for a special attack.”
“are you ready?” Sans continues, following the script unfazed, earning an annoyed glare from the human across from him.
“here goes nothing…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“ …yup, same as usual. if i don’t take my turn, then you can’t take yours and kill me.. " Sans says with a shit-eating grin before letting his eye lights go out.
“ . . . b u t w e b o t h k n o w t h a t d o e s n ‘ t w o r k , d o n ‘ t w e ? “
Right as Sans finishes his sentence, a bang rings through the air and the human collapses onto their knees.
They look down and clutch at their stomach, only to see blood soaking through their stripped sweater. The human looks up to sans in shock, only to find an old pistol pointed straight at them, smoke coming out of the barrel like I’d just… been.. shot…..
He SHOT THEM????????
‘HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET A GUN. HOW LONG HAS HE HAD IT. WHAT CHANGED THIS RUN. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN. WHATS DIFFERENT—‘ the human’s speeding thoughts were swiftly cut off as they found themself in the save screen, the ring of a gun firing in their ears.
“see ya, brat.”
After that ordeal, the human chose to rest in the save screen and process what they just saw. The Smiley Trashbag had somehow managed to find and utilize a gun against them.
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A change in the story, something different, something interesting….
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Very Interesting. =)
