Archive of Our Own ^beta

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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 15th of July, 2311, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

> Enter name: Reckless Wannabe

Hey! >:(

It seems the young man took great offense to that, overriding your input. Try again?

> Enter name: Midoriya Izuku

Much better :D

Your name is IZUKU. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. Newly acquired limited-edition ALL MIGHT MERCHANDISE is on your desk. You have an enormous PASSION. You love HEROES and QUIRKS. You want to be a HERO but you do not have a QUIRK. You plan to make up for this through ANALYSIS and WILLPOWER. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

> Examine room.

All Might.

Everywhere.

Everything.

You are unapologetic.

> Grab arms from the chest.

Arms? Chest? You have arms, but no chest. You have a chest, of course, not a chest. That’d be an interesting quirk. You wonder if anyone’s quirk is not having a chest. You open your THEORYCRAFT NOTEBOOK FOR INSANE CONSPIRATORIAL SPECULATION that was gifted to you by your ONLINE FRIEND and start projecting your stream of consciousness onto the paper.

IZUKU: If they had no chest, where would their organs-

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> Check room for items you can captchalogue.

Your sylladex is full. You do not wish to cause property damage.

> Examine sylladex and its contents, and also strife specibus.

You use the DESCRIBE modus. It allows you to reach into any card in your sylladex and take out the item within it without forceful ejection of cards behind as long as you are able to sufficiently describe the object. It’s a rather easy and convenient modus. If it’s overloaded, the object that you know the definition of the closest to your heart will eject.

You have (1) ANALYSIS NOTEBOOK AND PEN, (1) PRIZED POSSESSION, (1) CELL PHONE, (1) BURN TREATMENT KIT, and (1) OMINOUSLY UNDEFINABLE OBJECT.

You have not been able to eject the OMINOUSLY UNDEFINABLE OBJECT from your Sylladex. It has been there since you were nine. It is your worst enemy.

You have not allocated your strife specibus.

> Check Pesterchum.

Pesterchum? That’s dated. Three centuries ago dated. It doesn’t even run on 128-bit architecture, why would you use it? Everyone’s using Quipswap nowadays. A chat client that’s pretty much structured exactly like Pesterchum, but minimalist and sleek, and therefore futuristic.

> Check Quipswap.

You check Quipswap. Two of your quippanions are online: kilowattKinesis and chivalrousKnight. You also have a new quipperquest. You have a few messages from your fellow quipsters!

-- kingCalamity [KC] began quipping at almightyDeku [AD] at 07:15 --

KC: IM NOT PLAYING THAT SHITTY GAME WITH U DEKU FOR THE LAST TIME

KC: IVE GOT ACTUAL NON-LOSER SHIT TO BE DOING SO FUCK OFF AND DIE

-- kingCalamity [KC] has blocked almightyDeku [AD] --

That was one of the better conversations with them. They’ll unblock you eventually, after you nag them enough. He caved surprisingly easily on that last time.

-- spaceTourist [ST] began quipping at almightyDeku [AD] at 08:09 --

KC: deku-kun guess what!!! ヽ(o＾▽＾o)ノ

KC: my parents let me get the beta! („• ᴗ •„)

KC: and uh

KC: uncle k is visiting 2nite and I def don’t want to deal with him rn ┐(￣～￣)┌

KC: he’s scawwy (/ω＼)

KC: so yeah imma join yall tonight! (◕▿◕)

KC: that’s all, see you later!

KC: OH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ☆*:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*☆

KC: I shoulda led with that lolololol ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

KC: nyannabelle says hi! ヾ(=`ω´=)ノ”

KC: or, uh, meow (/=ω=)/

KC: aight see ya!

-- spaceTourist [ST] ceased quipping with almightyDeku [AD] at 08:10 --

Aww. You were hoping to catch ST when they were on. You’re very happy that they’ll be joining you tonight! You’ll check your quipperquest in a minute, but you had to make a quick pitstop in a private quipscussion.

-- almightyDeku [AD] began quipping at kilowattKinesis [KK] at 09:09 --

AD: oh great KC wrangler I come to thee for assistance

KK: lamp oil? rope? bombs? you want it? it’s yours, my friend! as long as you have enuogh rupees.

KK: enough* fuc

AD: bro what century are you even in

KK: 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 morshu is timeless how dare

AD: is he though?

KK: he lives on in my heart :(

KK: so

KK: what he do this time, lmao

AD: KC thinks he’s too good to be joining Sburb beta launch with us tonight

KK: ?????????????? wtf

KK: is he doin the kc complex again, jfc

AD sent an image.

KK: fuck

KK: called it smh

AD: what should I do? I don’t want him to miss out just because he’s a bit stubborn :(

KK: (っ´ω`)ﾉ(╥ω╥)

KK: do not worry young padawan

KK: i will handle it

KK: *walks of into the distance like im makin a heroic sacrifice*

KK: *camera pans to zu who sheds a single tear*

AD: it would be way more than a single tear you know this

KK: but... the cinematography :(

KK: oh shit!

AD: hm?

KK: hap birthday bro!

KK: man would you believe me when I said it got fuzzed out or am I gonna have to come up with a different excuse, lol

AD: It’s not an excuse! You’ve got a quirk that hampers your mental capacity and ADHD on top of that! Don’t apologize for something you can’t control (＃`Д´)

KK: bro (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

KK: ur the best, fr

KK: not even my teachers take that excuse anymore

AD: wtf??????????????

AD: KK don’t you have an IEP

KK: yeah

KK: you know I always found it funny that we just kinda yoinked that from america like a couple centuries ago like

KK: my law now bitch, lol

AD: and the fact that your quirk fizzes you out is in it right?

KK: uh ya

KK: that’s like half it lmfao

AD: kk

AD: that’s gross misconduct

AD: like legit that’s illegal

KK: huh

KK: so I can arrest my teachers? or sumn

AD: no probably just sue

AD: but yeah that’s not exactly law-abiding kk

KK: huh.

KK: oh.

KK: I’ll talk to KC later, gonna ask ma about it, lol

AD: see you tonight kk!

KK: see u later zubat

AD: (◔_◔)

KK: petting zu

AD: (◔_◔)(◔_◔)(◔_◔)(◔_◔)(◔_◔)

KK: aight ヾ(·ω·*)

-- kilowattKinesis [KK] ceased quipping with almightyDeku [AD] at 09:23 --

KK was always fun to talk to when you’re down. Sucks about his school, you think. You’ve dealt with a fair share of neglectful teachers before, it truly is the worst.

Alright, time to check the quipperquest.

-- todorokiShouto [TS] wants to quip! Accept? [Yes][No] --

TS: Hello, this is Shouto, I have signed up for the chat application. Happy birthday Deku-kun.

-- Quipperquest accepted! Happy quipping! --

-- todorokiShouto [TS] began quipping at almightyDeku [AD] at 09:24 --

AD: Hi Shouto-kun! I’m aware! Ummm, in the future you shouldn’t make your screen handle your real name, privacy and all that…

AD: Thank you!

TS: But then how will they know it’s me?

AD: You tell them when you’re ready.

TS: Oh.

TS: I don’t really care that much.

TS: Have you gotten your copy of Sburb?

AD: Not yet! I just got up lol, I’ll check after I get dressed.

AD: so uh

AD: Elephant in the room.

AD: How are you planning on hiding the game from your dad?

AD: Because, remember last time when we were playing smash capes?

TS: Yes.

TS: I do not want to have another console melted.

TS: Have you ever seen the 20 th century movie Home Alone?

AD: No, is it good?

TS: Oh no. I was counting on that for this to seem one bit sane.

TS: I have...

TS: Booby-trapped the pathway to my room.

AD: what

TS: It sounded like a better idea in my head if I am to be honest.

AD: How will that stop the number two hero?

AD: Can’t he just burn the booby traps?

TS: TT hooked me up with some flame-resistant traps.

TS: Is that their handle here too?

AD: Uh yeah, um...

AD: Yeah it is... uhhhhhhh

AD: ok

TS: Is that an “I am going to change the topic now ok” or a “What a cool and interesting idea Shouto ok”

AD: If you have to ask you already know.

TS: But... I don’t?

AD: If it makes you feel better, then you’re more than welcome to believe that it’s the second! :)

AD: Oh yeah, by the way.

AD: It’s a no on KC for now.

TS: Good.

AD: but don’t worry! I’ve got KK on his tail, so

AD: Hey!

AD: KC isn’t all that bad!

AD: He’s just determined.

AD: He’s gonna be a great hero someday!

TS: Deku-kun.

TS: You don’t have to make excuses for him.

AD: ?

TS: You know my father, right?

AD: Shouto-kun?

TS: He’s a hero, but he’s also a bad person.

AD: shouto-kun, I get your situation, but it’s not the same as mine.

TS: All I’m saying is, just because he’s going to be a hero…

AD: ok, that’s out of line

AD: you’ve never met KC in real life

AD: stop projecting onto me, we’re different people.

AD: I’ll talk to you later tonight, Shouto.

-- almightyDeku [AD] ceased quipping with todorokiShouto [TS] at 09:30 --

TS: Deku-kun?

-- almightyDeku [AD] is offline --

TS: :(

-- almightyDeku [AD] is offline --

> Be kingCalamity until Izuku stops brooding.

FUCK OFF AND DIE SHITTY COMMAND PROMPT MOTHERFU-

> Be Todoroki Shouto.

You are now SHOUTO. You are currently SAD because you believe your ONLINE FRIEND will no longer talk to you because you said the wrong thing. You like CONSPIRACY THEORIES and COLD SOBA. You dislike FIRE and BOILING WATER. You have a VERY COMPLICATED FAMILY DYNAMIC. In an ACT OF REBELLION, you made (TWO) ONLINE FRIENDS after your SPERM DONOR told you to be careful around STRANGERS. Your MOTHER is being allowed her YEARLY VISIT later today and you are VERY SCARED. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

> Enter name: Zuko Expy

But you already know your name? It’s Shouto. Despite your hatred towards ENJI, you’re rather fond of your name. It was given to you by your mother, after all.

> Examine room.

It’s… your bedroom. It’s very traditional. You know where everything is. No paraphernalia, no flair. It’s a room. It’s painfully sterile, at that. ENJI doesn’t like it when his PROGENY has INTERESTS other than HEROISM.

> Wreak havoc! Destroy! Break! Rampage.

No?

> Yes.

No. That’s stupid. You prefer your living space intact.

> Fine, examine your sylladex and strife specibus instead.

A much more productive use of your time. You carry the SPLIT modus. It’s essentially half FIFO, half FILO modus. Your sylladex is currently empty. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is allocated to spearkind.

> Go captchalogue something.

Hm? You don’t follow.

> Check Quipswap?

Not really in the mood.

> Shouto: Be Izuku, this is boring.

Oh… sorry. Go ahead.

You are now IZUKU again. You have successfully bottled up your angst whilst moodily putting on your clothes. You don’t hold it against Shouto, he’s clearly just worried.

> Consume your PRIZED POSSESSION.

First off, ew. Second, no. Third, why?

> Consume! It is your destiny!

You are rather sure that eating your PRIZED POSSESSION will not send you on a heroic quest. You disregard the thought, even if your superhero superfan tendencies compel you to do so.

Besides, it is your BIRTHDAY, and there are more appetizing items on the menu today.

==> Izuku: Go downstairs.

You step outside of your All Might Shrine, or as some may deign it, your bedroom, and head downstairs.

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> Be kingCalamity.

…. fucking hell… Fine. Sure. KK’s fuckin’ forcing you into this goddamn circlejerkic clusterfuck, so in the end there’s no fuckin’ escaping it, is there?! Best to get this bullshit over with, dammit.

> Enter name: Karkat Vantas

Hah?! Who the fuck gives anyone a name like that fuckin’ travesty?! Nah, no fuckin’ way. Fuck all the way off, shitty command motherfucker.

> …try again?

Your name is KATSUKI BAKUGOU. You don’t owe anyone a motherfuckin’ introduction, but this is what that ASSHAT KK signed you up for, fuck it isn’t. You’re gonna be NUMERO-FUCKIN’-UNO after you graduate from YUUEI. You’re a total goddamn shoe-in for the entrance exam, with EXPLOSION as your quirk. You’re a fuckin’ WINNER, unlike shitty DEKU, that pathetic freak. Clingy-ass motherfucker, sore fuckin’ LOSER too. Sorry you didn’t win the motherfuckin’ genetic lottery, asshole! Needs to know his goddamn place. God, you fuckin’ hate that you’ll have to interact with him tonight. Awkward as fuck. Motherfuckin’ HIERARCHICAL DISTANCE and shit. Something like that.

> Examine room.

NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN’ BUSINESS, EH?! FUCK OFF, SHITTY-ASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ CREEP BITCH! GO FUCKIN’ PESTER SHITTY DEKU, OR WHATEVER OTHER FUCKIN’ BULLSHIT YOU GET UP TO, ASSHOLE!

> Oooookay then. Katsuki: Be Izuku.

THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER, COWARD BITCH COMMAND FUCK FREAK CREEP-ASS SHIT GODDAMN-

You are now Izuku again. You just finished a nice birthday breakfast with your MOM who is VERY PROUD OF YOU. On this special day, you have obtained a pair of NICE GLOVES from your MOM, a CAPTCHALOGUE CARD from your ESTRANGED FATHER who HASN’T CALLED IN YEARS and you are DEFINITELY NOT MAD ABOUT THAT, and the SBURB CLIENT AND SERVER COPIES (you cleverly chose to combine them) from the MAIL. Sadly, the BURN TREATMENT KIT perished in a battle with the WALL, as you moronically forgot that you only obtained one slot of space in a full sylladex.

For some reason, you feel a twinge of sympathy. You figure someone must be dealing with Kacchan’s… less fun side right now. Probably KK. You did send him to the gallows, basically.

You are now in your living room. As if setting up a CHEKHOV’S GUN, you notice your GRANDMOTHER’S ASHES are placed COMICALLY CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF A SHELF. You disregard it, as it hasn’t exactly moved in a while, so it DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM IN THE FUTURE.

> Allocate the gloves to your strife specibus to free up a slot.

But… they’re nice.

> Do it! There may still be time to save the BURN TREATMENT KIT yet!

Perhaps you found yourself temporarily forgetting the ultimate fate of your BURN TREATMENT KIT, but you convince yourself that there’s still hope.

You slowly begin to remember the circumstances. When you were SIX YEARS OLD, you had illogically convinced yourself that SYLLADEX EJECTION would be a way for a QUIRKLESS PERSON to be a hero. Your MOM came home to the house PRACTICALLY DEMOLISHED. Not convinced that you wouldn’t do it again, she had your house refurbished with VERY HARD TO MOVE OBJECTS comprising the walls. As it turns out, sylladex ejection is a SOMEWHAT STOPPABLE FORCE.

The SOMEWHAT STOPPABLE FORCE colliding with the VERY HARD TO MOVE OBJECT, logically results in the MOLECULAR PULVERIZATION of BOTH. Now, your mom has to make PHONE CALLS to get the WALL replaced, and the BURN TREATMENT KIT is no longer of this world.

> Allocate glovekind anyways. Surely, you have some spare pairs you can use!

That’s true. You have a COMICALLY ABSURD AMOUNT OF GLOVES in your SURPRISINGLY SPACIOUS AND POSSIBLY PHYSICS-DEFYING MIDDLE RIGHT-SIDE DESK DRAWER.

You allocate glovekind. You now have a free slot!

==> Go upstairs and captchalogue your SURPRISINGLY SPACIOUS AND POSSIBLY PHYSICS-DEFYING MIDDLE RIGHT-SIDE DESK DRAWER.

Are you insane? Last time you did that, you needed THREE DAYS and FIVE I-ISLAND PHYSICISTS, WHO WERE DEFINITELY TRAUMATIZED BY THE EXPERIENCE, COURTESY OF YOUR THEN-PRESENT FATHER to get that thing out of your Describe modus.

You go upstairs anyways.

As you make it back to your All Might Church, you notice your cell phone about to measure on the Richter Scale in your sylladex.

Either someone’s having an emergency, or CK is quipping at you. It’s likely the latter.

> Answer your phone before it causes a minor earthquake.

-- chivalrousKnight [CK] began quipping at almightyDeku [AD] at 12:15 --

CK: Greetings Deku-kun!

CK: If I may be so bold to presume...

CK: I have heard word that you are gathering people to play the beta for the first-of-its-kind ARMMORPG Sburb when it is to launch in its beta state tonight!

CK: If this is an accurate statement, I just so happen to have a copy myself!

CK: And, if I may also add, so does another personal friend of mine!

CK: Would it be out of line to ask if our two groups could merge for greater efficiency?!

AD: CK, how did you type that all out within the span of a minute

AD: Never mind actually, I’d rather be innocent.

AD: That’s great! The more the merrier!

AD: Currently it’s just me, KK, ST, and TS (online friend of mine that I just pulled onto quipswap).

AD: We’re waiting on KC to be whittled down by KK so that’s a maybe. If it becomes uneven because of that, I’m pretty sure TT has a copy… don’t worry lmao you won’t have to be the one to sacrifice yourself to the lab in that case

CK: That would be most excellent!

CK: TT… I do not wish to insult them! They are a prodigy! I, however am poor at managing their eccentricities personally!

AD: lol no worries

AD: So, what’s your friend’s handle?

AD: Gonna make a server in a few minutes so

AD: yeah

CK: It is no problem! Their quipswap handle is cholesterolCreation! Thank you!

AD: np lol

-- almightyDeku [AD] ceased quipping with chivalrousKnight [CK] at 12:23 --

While you were quipping with CK, KK messaged you, so you check that as well.

-- kilowattKinesis [KK] began quipping at almightyDeku [AD] at 12:22 --

KK: goteem

AD: KK you’ve done it once again

KK: ;)

AD: May I inquire into your glorious methods?

AD: What do you owe him now

KK: lmao

KK: nothing at all

AD: Hm?

KK: called him a coward for not wanting to play at the same time as you, said he was scared

AD: holy shit

KK: I know, right? He just like instantly folded

AD: holy shit kk he’s gonna fucking kill you

AD: I’ll uh

AD: I’ll make sure your his server player and uhh...

AD: not the other way around

KK: ur the best zuniversal zudios

AD: (◔_◔)

KK: doctor zulittle

AD: (◔_◔)(◔_◔)(◔_◔)(◔_◔)(◔_◔)

KK: aight ヾ(·ω·*)

-- kilowattKinesis [KK] ceased quipping with almightyDeku [AD] at 12:27 --

> Do a celebratory victory dance!

You already did your celebratory victory dance during breakfast, numbskull! Any more and you’ll overdose.

Besides… you must first deal with the devil before you claim your victory.

-- almightyDeku [AD] began quipping at tinkerTechnologist [TT] at 12:22 --

AD: Word on the street says you got a copy of sburb beta

TT: Mm? And?

AD: It just so happens, that myself and 6 others have too acquired a copy

AD: Would you care to join us in a launch party tonight?

TT: Depends, Analyst-kun.

TT: Will you help me test out my babies later?

AD: never said no to it before

TT: Count me in then!!! I have SO MUCH TO TEST LATER!!!

AD: Great, see you tonight! Making a server.

-- almightyDeku [AD] ceased quipping with tinkerTechnologist [TT] at 12:22 --

==> Spend the next four hours making the greatest server of all time.

Not that long!

…

Okay, maybe that long. You are a bit of a perfectionist at heart.

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-- almightyDeku [AD] created server “Sburban Sprawl” at 12:40 --

AD started quipthread #general

AD created quipthread category “Sburb”

AD created quipthread category “Off-Topic”

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AD adjusted permissions for #important-info-and-rules

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AD created niche °AD° with hex code #17915E

AD bestowed niche AD upon almightyDeku

AD adjusted permissions for niche AD

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AD created niche °CK° with hex code #113FD2

AD created niche °CC (sorry don’t know your preferred hex code)° with hex code #000000

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited spaceTourist [ST] to quip! --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited todorokiShouto [TS] to quip! --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited tinkerTechnologist [TT] to quip! --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited kilowattKinesis [KK] to quip! --

-- kilowattKinesis [KK] joined server at 16:13 --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited chivalrousKnight [CK] to quip! --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited kingCalamity [KC] to quip! --

-- kingCalamity [KC] declined invitation at 16:14 --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited kingCalamity [KC] to quip! --

-- kingCalamity [KC] joined server at 16:14 --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited cholesterolCreation [CC] to quip! --

AD bestowed niche KK upon kilowattKinesis

AD bestowed niche KC upon kingCalamity

— #general —

KK: zu I See that name change >:[

AD: :)

AD: it is punishment for your sins

AD: how many servers have you spammed your folder in? I lost count

KC: GO AHEAD DEKU KK DESERVES WORSE

KC: CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS FUCK

AD: :O

AD: KC!!!!

AD: im gonna cry ;_; this is such an important moment

KC: FUCK U GO DIE

-- todorokiShouto [TS] joined server at 16:14 --

AD bestowed niche TS upon todorokiShouto

KK: ;-; zu and kc come together for the first time in years to eviscerate me

TS: I have no idea who you are nor can I see the past logs but if Deku-kun and KC agree on something you probably deserve it.

KK: (╥﹏╥) y’all are so mean to me even uhh..

KK: dude did you put your real name as your handle

TS: Yes.

KK: you know that’s like a privacy concern right

TS: Yes.

KK: sweet then you do you if your already aware lol

AD: wait you can’t see logs? 1 sec

AD adjusted server settings

AD: Better? @todorokiShouto

TS: I can see the history now.

TS: You deserve it.

KK: (ಥ﹏ಥ) y’all are bullies

-- spaceTourist [ST] joined server at 16:16 --

AD bestowed niche ST upon spaceTourist

ST: kk

KK: yeah

ST: deserved lmao (o･ω･o)

KK: ST too?

KK: (ﾒ﹏ﾒ)

ST: sorry lol! Just had to join the pile on (っ´ω`)ﾉ(╥ω╥)

KK: its ok ST I forgive you ( ; ω ; )

-- tinkerTechnologist [TT] joined server at 16:17 --

AD bestowed niche TT upon tinkerTechnologist

TT: I have a lucrative job offer for anyone here who I have not met before!!!

TT: oh it’s all guinea pigs right now.

AD: tt I saw that (`ー´)

TT: you saw nothing.

AD: apparently I didn’t.

TS: I’d ask what I missed but knowing TT I can guess.

TT: Thermostat-kun!!! You made a quipswap account!!!

TS: Yes, I did.

TT: cool! How’s your home alone babies helping you?!?!

TS: They have not yet been triggered.

TT: >:(

TS: Uh... sorry.

KC: MOTHERFUCKER DID U BOOBY-TRAP YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE

TS: Yes.

TS: Deku-kun didn’t get the reference.

KC: DEKU WTF DUMBASS

KC: ALSO WHY THE FUCK WOULD U DO THAT

KC: DO YOU EXPECT A SHITTY ROBBER TO TRY TO BREAK INTO ENDEAVORS HOUSE THATS A FUCKIN DEATH WISH

TS: No, I’m expecting Endeavour to break into my room and melt my personal computer.

KC: WTF

TS: No comment.

KC: FUCK OFF NO ONE ASKED

TS: But you did?

KC: FUCK OFF

-- chivalrousKnight [CK] joined server at 16:22 --

-- cholesterolCreation [CC] joined server at 16:22 --

AD bestowed niche CK upon chivalrousKnight

AD bestowed niche CC (sorry don’t know your preferred hex code) upon cholesterolCreation

CC: Apologies for not informing you prior to this event. It is #C20651.

AD renamed niche CC (sorry don’t know your preferred hex code) (#000000) to CC (#C20651)

CC: Oh. I did not know that Shouto was going to be here. It is no problem. Hello Shouto.

TS: Who is this?

CC: It’s Momo, I believe we’ve met before a few times.

TS: Yaoyorozu-san?

CC: Yes.

TS: Oh.

TS: Hello Yaoyorozu-san. This is unexpected.

CC: It is.

TS: This is why I made my handle my name. Too much effort to tell others it.

CC: How humorous.

KK: is this like

KK: rich person sexual tension

-- almightyDeku [AD] kicked kilowattKinesis [KK] from the server. Reason: repent --

ST: kk you deserved that one

ST: but is it tho? ┐(シ)┌

-- almightyDeku [AD] kicked spaceTourist [ST] from the server. Reason: what did i just say --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited spaceTourist [ST] to quip! --

-- almightyDeku [AD] invited kilowattKinesis [KK] to quip! --

-- kilowattKinesis [KK] joined server at 16:25 --

-- spaceTourist [ST] joined server at 16:25 --

KK: forgive me father for I have sinned

ST: what KK said

KC: JFC CK ARE U WRITING A FUCKIN DISSERTATION OR SOMETHING

KC: U HAVE BEEN TYPING FOR 5 MINUTES

KC: PRESS ENTER ASSHOLE

CK: Good evening all! I hope your day has been pleasant. To account for the fact that Client-Server relationships cannot go both ways, I propose that we run four clients and four servers at a time, then shifting down the line when ready to Server-Client, as according to the walkthrough posted on GameFAQs! As such, I have prepared a line that should work for Client-Server chaining! Ultimately, Deku-kun, as the organizer, will have authority over this, but here is a proposal that I have created! I hope it is helpful! Odds (underline) in line is first to serve, evens (Italics) in line is first to client!

spaceTourist—almightyDeku—kilowattKinesis—kingCalamity—tinkerTechnologist—todorokiShouto—cholesterolCreation—chivalrousKnight—spaceTourist

I hope it is not too greedy of myself to put myself in client position in the first round! As such, I am leaving it up to AD! Please modify this proposal as you like!

KC: IM NOT READING THAT JUST MARK ME OFF AS AGREE ON THE TOC

AD: Looks good to me! Everyone else fine with it?

ST: (*￣▽￣)b

KK: hell yea

CC: I am pleased with the arrangement you have created, CK-san. I will therefore vote yes.

TS: Sure, TT please don’t burn my house down it’s really really fireproofed but I know you might be able to manage it.

TT: LGTM!!!

TT: no promises!!!

AD renamed 16 openmics

AD pinned "Odds (underline) in line is first to serve, evens (Italics) in line is first to client! spaceTourist—almightyDeku—kilowattKinesis—kingCalamity—tinkerTechnologist—todorokiShouto—cholesterolCreation—chivalrousKnight—spaceTourist” to quipthread #important-info-and-rules

AD: Reminding @everyone that we start at 17:00!

KC: WHY THE FUCK DID U PING EVERYONE ASSHOLE

KC: GODDAMN

KC: FUCK OFF