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    “That is the dumbest fucking name I’ve ever heard of. You look like Mr. Worldwide.”
     

    “The who-to-the-what now?”

     

    “You uncultured swine. Have you never heard of our lord and savior Pitbull?”

     
    “You’re seriously comparing me to an outdated pop star?”

     
    “Excuse you. Pitbull never goes out of style.”

     

     

    Tommy Danger aka the most sleep deprived college student alive gets visited by the infamous Rocket Duo vigilante pair at his job at the coffee shop Neutral Ground. Chaos ensues.

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