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A Variorum

Summary:

Because, how do I ship them? Just every which way there is. As friends, as lovers; fluffily, tragically, bitterly, crackily; by default, by the force of destiny; happily, unhappily, full of understanding and misunderstandings; for better or for worse, for always.

Drabbles and short pieces. Original Hetalia-verse, Nyotalia and AUs, with guest appearances from other characters.

Notes:

Most of these were originally posted on tumblr, but I wanted to tidy them up and put them all in one place :)

Chapter 1: Miles Away

Notes:

Warning for America sensing the mood :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Lithuania finally worked up the courage to ask something that had been bothering him.  

"Mr. America, why do you have a calendar with all these pictures of cats?"

"Oh, yeah, that’s from England… it’s a kind of long running joke we have going.  I think."

Lithuania flicked through the pages.  By the picture of the feline Mr June (a white cat lounging atop an improbably photogenic pile of laundry) there was a sort of poem.

He read:

Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair. 
Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge.
Open draw, empty shoe, anybody’s lap will do.
… 

"That reminds me of Poland," he said without thinking.

America’s forehead wrinkled.  “Cats?”

"Sleeping anywhere."

(Anywhere.  Sometimes curled up like a cat, sometimes sprawled out inelegant.  Especially when he was supposed to be working.  In those cases, nigh impossible to wake.  Always carelessly beautiful.)

"Hey, dreamer…"  

Lithuania started; America was waving a hand back and forth in front of his face.  

"You were miles away."

Yes.

"Ah... I’m sorry."

"Dude, nix the apologies already.  You miss him, right?"

 

Notes:

Cats sleep anywhere (Eleanor Farjeon).

Precisely what England and America’s joke with cats and/or stupid birthday presents is I don’t know.... Maybe you could write it!