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    Summary

    These are a bunch of short stories about how each of the Lu bois first saw Wings, and then Legend takes over everything
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    Link tapped his foot in impatience as the jackass in front of him finally stopped yapping.

    “Listen, I don't care how it's done in your world.” Link said, massaging his head in a vain attempt to soothe his developing headache. “That will get you in deep fucking shit here.”

    Link had just gotten back from the sick joke that was Koholint, just to have a shitty nightmare of a prophetic dream that he was absolutely blaming his sister for sending to him.
    Seriously, he killed Ganon when he was fourteen, why was he dealing with this again!?

    Right in the middle of his Goldsmith apprenticeship too. By the Seven he hates these stupid asshole wizards and their cheap fucking tricks trying to revive Ganon.

    He wanted to be able to make a necklace for Zelda for her birthday, but noooo.
    World needs to be saved again.

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    Language:
    English
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