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Welcome to the beggining of the Unnamed group
✏ Seung Gi-hun changed the channel name: currently drowning in severe debt — Today at 8:03 PM
✏ Seung Gi-hun changed the channel icon — Today at 8:03 PM
→ Seung Gi-hun added Cho Sangwoo to the group. — Today at 8:03 PM
→ Seung Gi-hun added Kang Saebyeok to the group. — Today at 8:03 PM
→ Seung Gi-hun added Ali Abdul to the group. — Today at 8:04 PM
→ Seung Gi-hun added Han Minyeo to the group. — Today at 8:04 PM
→ Seung Gi-hun added Hwang Junho to the group. — Today at 8:05 PM
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:06 PM
good evening my dears
← Kang Saebyok left the group. — Today at 8:06 PM
→ Seung Gi-hun added Kang Saebyeok to the group. — Today at 8:06 PM
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:07 PM
BRO PLEASE
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 8:07 PM
no
← Kang Saebyok left the group. — Today at 8:07 PM
→ Seung Gi-hun added Kang Saebyeok to the group. — Today at 8:08 PM
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:08 PM
Quick everyone leave while he's distracted re-adding Saebyeok
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:09 PM
DONT YOU DARE I PROHIBIT YOU FROM LEAVEING
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:09 PM
Leaving* and also YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:09PM
oh :0 don't leave guys! this looks fun :D
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:11PM
yes ⁽ᵉᵈᶦᵗᵉᵈ⁾
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:10PM
lmao "yes king" you ain't slick we all saw that
besides feral child only left like twice it doesn't work that well as a distraction
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:11PM
wait true...could it be??!! she's finally admiting she likes us?!
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 8:11PM
not rlly i just though it would be funny to see sangwoo being a simp and ali being oblivious to it
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:11PM
oblivious to what? :0
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:12PM
Nothing important, don't worry about it.
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:12PM
oh okay sangwoo hyung :D
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:13PM
hhHHHH
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 8:13PM
see?
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:13PM
ANYWAYS. I created this groupchat so we could all bond over our inminent college debts
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:14PM
bold of you to assume im going to college
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:14PM
I doubt there's one out there that would accept your dumb ass anyway.
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:15PM
HUH??? EXCUSE YOU??? IM NOT THAT DUMB
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:15PM
Name one thing you're good at.
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:17PM
everything except for the things I'm not ;P
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:17PM
So, nothing? :)
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:17PM
i-
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 8:18PM
notice how it took a while for her to type that answer
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:19PM
oh i'm sure there's at least one thing Minyeo is good at!!
...
i cannot thing of any right now but still!!
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:21PM
I-
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:21PM
LMAOOOOO
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 8:22PM
you know you've failed at life when even ali doesn't have anything good to say about you
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:22PM
WHEY ARE YA'LL SO RUDE TO ME I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:23PM
You called Ali an "illegal alien" when you first saw him.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:23PM
you said my daughter was a "dumb fucking rock"
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 8:23PM
you live in the same country as me
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:24PM
ok fair,, but i've improved!! i haven't said that anymore!!
and?? i literally can't control the last one saebyeok
➦ Seung Gi-hun you said my daughter was a "dumb fucking rock"
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:24PM
To be fair, your "daughter" IS a rock you picked up from the street the other day.
It's just a rock, and yet you decided to claim it was you and your crush's lovechild. No fucking wonder she rejects you every damn time.
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 8:25PM
out of all objects you could've chosen to get emotionally attached to you chose a ROCK
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:25PM
YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM TO TALK YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO YOUR KNIFE
Kang Saebyeok — Today at 8:26PM
GOOD. THE KNIFE WILL PROTECT ME FROM THE DANGERS OF OUR SOCIETY. CAN YOUR DUMB ROCK PROTECT YOU???
Han Minyeo — Today at 8:26PM
i mean he could throw it
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:27PM
Please, have you seen Gi-hun? His arms are literal noodles.
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:28PM
i hate it here i wanna go home
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:29PM
oh! i could drive you there if you want me to :D
Seung Gi-hun — Today at 8:29PM
ali you pure sweet thing 😭
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:30PM
???
Ali Abdul
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:29PM
Ali you're underage, how did you even get a driving license?
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:29PM
oh i wasn't talking about a car, i own a motorcycle
hyung??
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:32PM
are you ok? you haven't responded in a while :((
Cho Sangwoo — Today at 8:33PM
Yeah sorry I choked on air
Ali Abdul — Today at 8:34PM
HYUNG???
currently drowning in severe debt
Welcome to the beggining of the currently drowning in severe debt group
Hwang Junho — Today at 9:11PM
what the fuck