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MaleTwin added DropKickChilde, Chivalryisnotdead, Albedo, and 50 others to chat
MaleTwin - Aloha Helloha!
DropKickChilde - Aether what did you do?
MaleTwin - created a group chat?
MaleTwin - why?
DropKickChilde - With Moon Carver, Dottore, Signora, Ei, and countless other people?
NOT_tonedeaf.xoxo - Ooof
Shogun_not_Raiden has been kicked
MoonCarver has been kicked
Ganyus.baby.pictures has been kicked
MountainShaper has been kicked
Tianqiuan has been kicked
fire.widow has been kicked
._foxylady_. has been kicked
docTORdocTOR has been kicked
snakeDOCTOR has been kicked
kAeya - Lol
MaleTwin - think I avoided a crisis right there
grapejuice - Think again
FIGHT.ME - So, Signora’s threatening to break down my door
FIGHT.ME - Dottore is sobbing in the corner
FIGHT.ME - And I swear the midget is staring at me through the window
FIGHT.ME - Someone let them know I'm not involved?
DropKickChilde - Lol. Suffer.
FIGHT.ME - Signora just punched through my door. HELP ME.
wine.memoriies.betrayal - You should get a restraining order.
Mr.Incrdible.Oni - WE GOT A TEACHER IN HERE?!
NOT_tonedeaf.xoxo - AAYEEEEEEEEEE. ZHONGLLI IS HEREEEEE!!!!
Buy2Get1Free - @wine.memoriies.betrayal
wine.memoriies.betrayal - Yes?
Buy2Get1Free - AILISYFGBVIETYGWN;KUERHGIBJEGV
tenguwarrior.onihunter - Zhongli. You are a teacher. HOW THE HELL DID YOU SPELL YOUR OWN USERNAME WRONG?!
tenguwarrior.onihunter - That was Madam Ei. She feels rather left out after being kicked out of the group chat. Now she’s furious that you were allowed to stay.
Mr.Incrdible.Oni - OIII!!!!!!!!! SAAAARRRRRRAAAAAA!!!!! @FIGHT.ME!!!!!!!
house_keeper.NotAjaxCleaning - Did you just ping Childe to get Sara to fight you?
Albedo - It’s 3 am. Why does Klee’s phone keep ringing?
DropKickChilde - YOU ADDED KLEE INTO THIS?!
Almondtofuxdreams - And Qiqi.
DropKickChilde - THEY ARE LITERAL CHILDREN
NOT_tonedeaf.xoxo - Lolol. Xiao’s username.
icecreamxghosts - I think you should change your username.
Almondtofuxdreams - Why? It’s the same as yours.
veganfoodie - Don’t worry, I changed it.
AlmondTofu_Dreams - I don’t get you guys
wine.memoriies.betrayal - It’s three am. What are you two doing together on a school night?
Buy2Get1Free - OOOOOOOOoooooh! BUSTED!
kAeya - BUSTED
Mr.Incredible.Oni - BUSSTED! SARA FIGHT ME!
atheistnun - BUSTED
Chivalryisnotdead - BUSTED
BarrronBunnny - Come on guys, don’t we have stuff to do tomorrow? Let’s all settle down.
richbigbro - BUSTED
capnbooze - BUSTED
DropKickChilde - Beidou and Ayato are here tooo?!
Richbigbro has been kicked
capnbooze has been kicked
iwantfriends - My big brother is moping in a corner because he got kicked. I won’t get kicked right?
house_keeper.NotAjaxCleaning - No, I doubt it. You’re too nice.
wine.memoriies.betrayal - My question has not been answered.
AlmondTofu_Dreams - In front of you. We are literally in front of you. Sitting on the chairs right in front of you.
Buy2Get1Free - Ouch
AlmondTofu_Dreams - YOU ARE LITERALLY NEXT TO ME.
veganfoodie - Cloud Retainer says that she’s never felt this humiliated in her life. She’s telling me to tell you all that “Vengeance shall be mine!”
vengeance - Join the club, sister
DropKickChilde - Why can I see them getting along? Cloud Retainer and Eula? Think about it.
NOT_tonedeaf.xoxo - Cursed. No.
Wine.memoriies.betrayal - Has Tartaglia responded to anyone’s messages in a while? @FIGHT.ME?
FIGHT.ME - This is Scaramouche. I regret, not really, to inform you that Tartaglia has passed on due to bagging about Signora’s age
fakesky.flatearth - This is Signora. What he said.
Fakesky.flatearth has logged off
DropKickChilde - I find it funny that Aether started this chaos and now he’s just lurking while Childe gets murdered, Itto gives everyone a headache despite still being on text, Zhongli holding unreasonable court, and Cloud Retainer and Eula have teamed up.
DropKickChilde - And you call ME the chaotic twin?!
DropKickChilde - WHY CANT HE FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
IdolBarbara - My sister just woke up due to the chat room noises. I think she’s going to Aether’s place. She had a bat with her.
MaleTwin - Ooooh. I’m so scared
DropKickChilde - He’s bluffing
DropKickChilde - He’s not at his place, he’s at my place. @dAndyTights come here instead.
MaleTwin - NOT COOL
NOT_tonedeaf.xoxo - LOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOOL
lawstudent001 - I don’t even know half of you.