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Vark is sleeping soundly in his basket. The light coming from the windows tells him it's morning. He lets out a big yawn. He steps out of his basket and stretches his body. If he could talk, he would say he had a good night. When his master left for the night, a lady came by. She had pink hair, green skin with thorns, and a pretty dress. She looked like a flower. She said her name was Azalea and she was his 'sitter'. She was very friendly and nice. She gave him food, kept him company while she worked around in the house. She even gave him a bath and tucked him in. While no one could ever be as good as his master, the Azalea-lady would have a place in the top 3 people he likes. Number 1 was obviously Vox, number 2 was the other lady. Velvet. Vark saw how Vox likes to have Velvet around. Even more so than that meanie Valentino. So Velvet must be VERY important to Vox. That makes her important to Vark by DEFAULT.
The Shark/dog doesn't see Vox in his bed. He must investigate AT ONCE. He nudges the bedroom door open and walks to the main room. There he sees Vox, asleep on the couch. Before Vark wanted to awaken his master, he sees Velvet. She is asleep as well, ON TOP of Vox. Cuddling him.
Hmm. it seems that whatever they did yesterday was SO EXHAUSTING, the two of them just fell asleep on the couch together. A sniff of the air confirms that it wasn't any mating. The fact that the two of them are still fully clothed proves this further.
What to do now. Vark can't just wake him up. Out of the question. Vox looks so comfortable. Vark can relate to being SUDDENLY awoken from a comfortable sleep. But Vark is hungry and wants breakfast. The last time Vark tried to get breakfast himself, he broke the cupboard containing his food. He turns to his feeding bowl and sees, that it's already filled! A small note on the side, with a flower drawing, says 'Happy breakfast, Vark'. But Vark couldn't read so he assumes from the drawing that the flower lady did this. She's DEFINITELY in Varks top 3. He decides that he'll eat his breakfast and wait for his master to wake up.
A crunching sound wakes Velvet up from her sleep. She sees Vark is eating his breakfast. 'Hey, Varkie'. The shark/dog looks at her and barks. Aww, that's cute. A grumbling sound makes Velvet turn her head.
A deep bark wakes Vox up from his sleep. He grumblingly rubs his eyes and sees Vark looking at him. Wasn't he supposed to be in his basket? He then feels there's a weight shift on him. He turns his head.
Vox and Velvet are now fully staring into each other's eyes. The faces just INCHES away from each other. When they both process that very fact, their reaction is as you can expect.
'AAAHHHHH!!!!!!'
The two overlords scream as they tumble off the couch like a bunch of morons. Trying to get as much distance from each other as possible. They now stand away from each other, Blushing, embarrassed and flustered. Vox asks 'WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!?!'. Velvet answers 'I DON'T F*CKING KNOW!!!'. Vox tries to come up with an answer of his own. 'We fell asleep. That is all'. Velvet could only nod since that WAS the best answer to... this.
Vox checks the time. 10:30?! He must get to his office at once. He clears his throat. 'I uh, I should go now. My business needs me'. Velvet tries to be nonchalant and fails spectacularly. 'Ah, YES. Me Too. I'll- I'll see you later Voxy- I MEAN VOX'. Vox nods robotically and walks out of the door. Velvet plops on the couch. She grabs one of the pillows. She puts it in her face. And screams out in pure, unadulterated embarrassment.
Meanwhile, Vark only eats his breakfast and watches all of this unfold. Perhaps Vark should've been quieter while eating.
<---- To be continued