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Class A
Kyoka Jiro: Guys, I finally did it
Denki Kaminari: Did what?
Kyoka Jiro: After weeks of training, I finally managed to hack into the mainframe of this ancient chat server
Denki Kaminari: What is this, the matrix? Also Why?
Kyoka Jiro: So that we can finally do this
(Kyoka Jiro changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s nickname to Ikea Mom)
Denki Kaminari: JIRO YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU
Izuku Midoriya: I thought this app didn’t have the option to change nicknames!! Jiro, this is incredible!
Charlie Wilson: You do not know what you have wrought
Ace Spade: She knows all too well dearest what she has done
Ace Spade: Also, It’s finally time. For this has gone on too long
Hitoshi Shinsou: You’ve been spending time with Monoma again haven’t you?
Ace Spade: Maybe so
Ace Spade: But still
Ace Spade: Goodbye, Tenya Iida. Your true self awaits
(Ace Spade changed Tenya Iida’s nickname to Jim!)
Ace Spade: And all's right with the world
Charlie Wilson: Alright,,, calm down maybe
Ace Spade: Never
Jim!: I still am confused as to why you two call me Jim, Ace but now your wishes have been fulfilled! I will accept this honour with pride.
Charlie Wilson: Iida you’re the only bitch that matters here what the fuck
Ace Spade: Do not call him Iida anymore, he has surpassed the identity of Iida
Hitoshi Shinsou: Maybe it was a mistake letting you two stay friends
Jim!: I appreciate the adoration Charlie, but I must say that is false. We all matter in this class, for we are all a team!
Izuku Midoriya: That’s our class rep for you! :D
Shouto Todoroki: Yeah.
Mina Ashido: Ehehehehehehe since She’s not here I can do This
(Mina Ashido changed her nickname to Alien Queen)
Alien Queen: Ehehehehehehhehehehe
Shota Aizawa: Alright, I know you’re all excited about this, but please keep your nicknames PG. Principle Nezu likes to check the group chat sometimes and the last thing any of you need right now is detention.
Denki Kaminari: Yes Dad
Kyoka Jiro: Yes Dad
Eijiro Kirishima: Yes Dad
Izuku Midoriya: Yes Dad
Momo Yaoyorozu: Yes Dad
Mina Ashido: Yes Dad
Hitoshi Shinsou: Yes Sensei
Denki Kaminari: Bruh you’re such a bummer
Denki Kaminari: Also I feel like this is pretty much a Class Vote so
(Denki Kaminari changed Shota Aizawa’s nickname to Dadzawa)
Denki Kaminari: You’re welcome :)
Dazawa: You’re all terrible students
Denki Kaminari: But we’re great kids right?
Denki Kaminari: ,,, Right????
Charlie Wilson: Aizawa please, he needs fatherly approval
Shouto Todoroki: Don’t we all?
Kyoka Jiro: Oh Todoroki, honey
Eijiro Kirishima: He’s not wrong though!
Hitoshi Shinsou: Go on Midoriya, I can see you vibrating from here
(Izuku Midoriya changed All Might’s nickname to Dadmight)
Izuku Midoriya: We can change it if you guys don’t like it ‘:)
Ace Spade: Bruh
Shouto Todoroki: I knew you were his estranged love child, Midoriya
Ace Spade: That’s a ridiculous theory that has absolutely no proof whatsoever, c’mon you can do better
Charlie Wilson: Yeah, imagine thinking someone you know has some weird biological connection with Another person you know, so dumb
Ace Spade: Well Hey Now
Shouto Todoroki: Oh, do you have a better theory?
Ace Spade: None that I can tell you without Serious repercussions
Hitoshi Shinsou: Mustn’t be a very sound theory then hmm?
Ace Spade: Well Hold on a second there’s Plenty of real evidence and it makes a lot of sense when you Really think about it
Charlie Wilson: But maybe we Shouldn’t because of those Serious Repercussions hmmmm???
Hitoshi Shinsou: What Kind of repercussions?
Charlie Wilson: Serious ones.
Ace Spade: My friend will kill me
Eijiro Kirishima: Why does Charlie know the theory but we can’t?
Charlie Wilson: Oh my gosh is that Bakugo coming out of the shower without a shirt on right now?
Eijiro Kirishima: Oh really? I wanted to talk to him before, I’ll go say hi!
Izuku Midoriya: Oh I didn’t know Kacchan was in the shower, guess this is as good a time as any to talk to him about that,, uh, thing I wanted to talk to him about!
Shouto Todoroki: And I’ll go with Midoriya to make sure they don’t kill each other
Charlie Wilson: God it’s just too easy
Dadzawa: Sometimes I wish I taught class B instead of you all
Alien Queen: You don’t Really mean that!
Ace Spade: No he’s valid
Kyoka Jiro: God I hate gay people
Ikea Mom: Honey, We’re gay people...
Yuga Aoyama: Anyway, back to the Important Things
(Yuga Aoyama changed their nickname to Sparkle, Shine, Glimmer, Glime)
Sparkle, Shine, Glimmer, Glime: Moi!
Katsuki Bakugo: Yo what the FUCK is a glime
Izuku Midoriya: It’s a glittery lime, obviously
Shouto Todoroki: I think it’s glittery slime actually
Sparkle, Shine, Glimmer, Glime: How do none of you know what Glime means??
Ace Spade: Come on Blondie, you know I don’t speak french
Sparkle, Shine, Glimmer, Glime: It’s not French???
Ace Spade: It’s Not?????
Jim!: Glime; dialectal, chiefly British: to look obliquely at something; steal a glance
Ace Spade: Alright makes sense I G u e s s
Charlie Wilson: Awh Jim, did you look that up just for us?
Jim!: No? I already knew the definition, I thought it would be best to share my knowledge
Hitoshi Shinsou: And you formatted it like That?
Jim!: That’s how I always format it!
Denki Kaminari: Ok another question, what the fuck does Obliquely mean??
Jim!: Oh! Obliquely. Adverb: not in a direct way; indirectly.
Hitoshi Shinsou: Every time I find out information about any of you I become more and more lost
Katsuki Bakugo: That’s what you get for making friends bitch
Hitoshi Shinsou: Mistakes have been made
Ace Spade: You’re never getting rid of us <3
Hitoshi Shinsou: Not even if I do this?
(Hitoshi Shinsou changed Ace Spade’s nickname to Villain Simpathiser)
Villain Simpathiser: Why would that scare me away, it’s true
Jim!: Shinsou, you seemed to have spelt ‘sympathiser’ incorrectly. An honest mistake :]
Charlie Wilson: No he didn’t
Hitoshi Shinsou: No I didn’t
Jim!: Alright! :] I won’t doubt you!
Charlie Wilson: What the fuck
Tsuyu Asui: Everyone be quiet kero
Tsuyu Asui: I have to be gay really quick
Charlie Wilson: Of course queen, anything for you
(Tsuyu Asui changed Ochaco Ururaraka’s nickname to Uwuraka)
Uwuraka: Aw Tsu!!! You’re so sweet!! ^-^
(Uwuraka changed Tsuyu Asui’s nickname to Froge :>)
Uwuraka: For my beautiful frog girlfriend <3
Froge :> : <3
Ikea Mom: Oh! That reminds me
(Ikea Mom changed Kyoka Jiro’s nickname to Soundcloud Mom)
Ikea Mom: Since you changed mine and all :)
Soundcloud Mom: Momo have I told you how much I love you?
Ikea Mom: Yes, five minutes ago actually!
Soundcloud Mom: Well I’m doING IT AGAIN
Katsuki Bakugo: Christ, will you all get a room??
Soundcloud Mom: Sorry that you’re jealous bitch
Katsuki Bakugo: Of what? Making everyone sick with unnecessary pda??
Uwuraka: Oh Bakugo,,,,
Froge :> : Jiro’s right, I hate gay people
Villain Simpathiser: Why the hell are all the lesbians homophobic what’s happening
Soundcloud Mom: You bisexual heathens would never understand <3
Villain Simpathiser: WHAT THE FUCK JIRO
Charlie Wilson: Rude :////
Uwuraka: See, Spade, you'd get it if you weren't also suffering the same thing the gays were suffering from
Villain Simpathiser: Wym, me and Charlie are dating??
Soundcloud Mom: That’s not what she was referring to
Denki Kaminari: You guys are dumber than I am and that’s saying a Lot
Villain Simpathiser: But I’m such a good girlfriend! Look!
(Villain Simpathiser changed Charlie Wilson’s nickname to The Moisture Master)
Denki Kaminari: What the fuck why would you do that to anyone
The Moisture Master: :’0 I love it
Villain Simpathiser: I know my girlfriend =)
Denki Kaminari: Well it’s a good enough segway at least
(Denki Kaminari changed Eijiro Kirishima’s nickname to Rocky Road)
Rocky Road: YO!!! Bro you’re so smart >:D
Denki Kaminari: I know >:3
Soundcloud Mom: I think ‘smart’ is a bit of a stretch
Denki Kaminari: D:< Jiro how could you hurt me like this
(Rocky Road changed Denki Kaminari’s nickname to Portable Charger)
Portable Charger: :D Nevermind I feel better
Rocky Road: You’re welcome bro!!
Portable Charger: Love you bro!!
Rocky Road: Love you too bro!!
Portable Charger: Bro!!!
Katsuki Bakugo: Both of you shut it!
Rocky Road: Bakugo! You should join in!!
Katsuki Bakugo: No.
Rocky Road: Aw c’mon bro! Don’t you wanna have fun with everyone else?
Katsuki Bakugo: No!
Rocky Road: Just one nickname!!
Katsuki Bakugo: FUCK OFF
Rocky Road: I’ll leave you alone for the rest of the day if you do!!
Katsuki Bakugo: Fucking FINE
(Katsuki Bakugo changed Shouto Todoroki’s nickname to Icyhot)
Katsuki Bakugo: Now SHUT UP
Icyhot: It’s perfect. Thank you. I have one for you as well.
Icyhot: That I came up with all by myself.
Icyhot: And wasn’t DM’d to me from Ashido.
Icyhot: I cannot stress how much of this is my original idea.
Icyhot: Just so you’re aware.
Alien Queen: ,,, You know what, you tried
Froge :> : Kero, I don’t know what you were expecting Mina
(Icyhot changed Katsuki Bakugo’s nickname to Bark-ugo)
Icyhot: Do you like it?
Bark-ugo: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU HALF AND HALF FUCK
Hitoshi Shinsou: Yes I love it, thank you for your service
Jim!: Thank goodness he specified that it was he who thought of the nickname and not Ashido, she’d be getting quite the mouthful right now if not.
Alien Queen: GEE THANKS IIDA REAL HELPFUL
Jim!: No problem! :]
Portable Charger: I’m surprised Izuku doesn’t have a nickname yet
Izuku Midoriya: I just haven’t been able to think of a good one :/
Icyhot: I have one for you, Izuku.
Bark-ugo: No way Icyhot, I get to name the nerd
Icyhot: I thought you didn’t want to participate in the nicknames.
Bark-ugo: Shut up! You don’t know shit
Icyhot: Kirishima had to bribe you to participate though.
Bark-ugo: What the fuck does that matter?!
Icyhot: It just seems awfully hypocritical to change your mind as soon as Izuku’s nickname comes up.
Bark-ugo: What exactly are you implying shithead??
Icyhot: Oh nothing, I was just providing evidence as to why I should be the one to give him a nickname.
Izuku Midoriya: Honestly guys, it’s not that big of a deal, let’s not fight about it okay? ‘:)
Bark-ugo: Not gonna happen popsicle
Icyhot: Aren’t you just planning on changing it to Deku anyway?
Bark-ugo: SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT
(Hitoshi Shinsou changed Izuku Midoriya’s nickname to Izukutie Midorable)
Hitoshi Shinsou: God you’re both So repressed it’s insufferable
Bark-ugo: WHAT THE SHIT MINDFUCK
Icyhot: While I wanted to name him, it is very fitting, good work Shinsou. : )
Hitoshi Shinsou: Thanks?
Izukutie Midorable: Hitoshi-kun!!!
Soundcloud Mom: Yo a win for the gays??
Villain Simpathiser: The gays Never win
Izukutie Midorable: I love it Hitoshi, I gotta give you one now!!
Hitoshi Shinsou: Don’t worry about it Midoriya, I just wanted those airheads to shut up
Bark-ugo: FUCK YOU!
Hitoshi Shinsou: Not right now
Izukutie Midorable: No wait, I wanna! I have the perfect name!
(Izukutie Midorable changed Hitoshi Shinsou’s nickname to My little meow meow)
My little meow meow: …
Alien Queen: Midoriya what????? I mean true but pffffff
Villain Simpathiser: I always knew you were a catboy Hitoshi <3
My little meow meow: Shut the fuck up
Izukutie Midorable: Sorry, is it too silly?
My little meow meow: No it’s great, I like it
My little meow meow: Thanks Midoriya
Izukutie Mirodable: Of course! :D
Fumikage Tokoyami: You’re all loud and insufferable.
(Fumikage Tokoyami changed his nickname to Hello darkness my old friend)
Hello darkness my old friend: Goodnight.
Dadmight: Alright everyone, it’s curfew, so you should all put down your phones and head to bed. There’s a long day of training ahead of you!
Dadmight: Also, thank you for the nickname Young Midoriya, I love it ^-^