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1. Crackerbarrelstuck by rockylavahorse

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   06 Nov 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Egbert
   • Dave Strider
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Jade Harley
   • Dirk Strider
   • Jane Crocker
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Cronus Ampora
   • Kankri Vantas
   • Vriska Serket
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Cracker Barrel
   • Homestuck - Freeform
   • Alternate Universe - Human/Troll Society (Homestuck)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Technically collegestuck(?)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • biscuits - Freeform
   • Dirk impulsively bought a cracker barrel
   • if you know me irl im so sorry
   • Dorito
   • My Little Pony References
   • rainbow dash jar
   • Among Us References

   Summary

   A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, Sunday October 25th, has been on this boy’s mind since he got a pesterchum message on Monday asking him to dinner with friends. His friend’s brother recently got into the restaurant business and both of them asked him and two young ladies to hang out tonight. This young man is none other than John Egbert, currently stretching a blue knitted sweater over his recently combed hair.

   Basically a joke I took way too far.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,666

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Kudos:

   2

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   82