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[Intro]
Henry's mom has got it goin' on
Henry’s mom has got it goin' on
Henry's mom has got it goin' on
Henry's mom has got it goin' on
[Verse 1]
Autumn, can you hang out here at the beach (Hang at the beach)
We can stick around while your son kills that leech (Your husband’s the leech)
Did your son tell you that I am such a catch? (I am a catch)
And did he tell you that tunic makes you look super snatched? (Your waist is snatched)
[Pre-Chorus 1]
You know, I'm not the little witch that I seem to be
My army of trees is sexy, can't you see?
[Chorus]
Henry's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Henry, can't you see? Autumn’s just the MILF for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Henry's mom
Henry's mom has got it goin' on
Henry's mom has got it goin' on
[Verse 2]
Henry, do you remember when you fought your dad? (Fought your dad)
Your mom came out with knitting needles in hand (In her hands)
I could tell she had a bloodlust decades old (For your dad)
By the way she said, "Fuck you, hubby, (I want a divorce)"
[Pre-Chorus 2]
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But your dad’s a narcissist; your mom could use a bitch like me!
[Chorus]
Henry's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Henry, can't you see? Autumn’s just the MILF for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Henry's mom
[Glenn’s Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Henry's mom has got it goin' on (She's got it goin' on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long (Waited and waited)
Henry, can't you see? Autumn’s just the MILF for me
I know it might be wrong, I'm in love with...
[Outro]
Henry's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh (I'm in love with-)
Henry's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh (Wait a minute)
Henry, can't you see? Autumn’s just the MILF for me
I know it might be wrong but, I'm in love with Henry's mom