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SATURDAY IS A STATE OF MIND .
04|11|xx - 04:38 am
Junk : hey
Junk : hey
Junk : hey
The better twin : Oh ffs, what now
Junk : just wanted to know if it's just me , or is Monsterfucking an underrated kink thing???!
The better twin : i-
"The better twin" has gone offline
Junk : Mukuroooooo
Junk : ugh fine.
"Junk" has gone offline
08:15 am
11037 : Ayo @Junk what the fuck
*Hifs blunt* : huh , you know I've never thought of it like that, not since the Aliens took and probed me when I was a kid
11037: Again I ask , WHAT THE FUCK
Celestia : No no , I believe Junko has a point ,adult material that contains "monster fucking" is actually rather ….. pleasing 👄
Donut has changed (1) username
Celesti : why tho? I was just saying 🤷
Donut : anytime you agree with Junko , you lose privileges to the letters of your name.
Celesti : utterly ridiculous, I'm entitled to my opinion , this time I just happen to agree that Junko may be right
Donut has changed (1) username
Celes : wh-
Donut : Just for uttering those 3 words , "Celeste" privileges are revoked completely.
Live with only one letter less of your name and know just how inferior you are
Naeggy : hey Hina , are you ok? Seem to be a little intense there today
Donut : I'm fine Makoto , just felt like Celes needed to know her place.
Naeggy : um….
Stronk : she's fine Makoto , her coach just put her on a Donut ban ™ so she may be a small bit unhinged
The dog ate my coding assignment has changed (3) usernames
Smol : much more appropriate
Monsterfųcker : HEY! it was just a question ok , what proof do you have?huh?huh?
Bluez cluez : it's kind of obvious , seeing as you posed the question , don't you think
Also I agree with Hina on the Celes name change.
Smol has changed (2) usernames
Shmerlonk Homie: i- ok then
Cel : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
Smol : it had to be done Cel , maybe someday you can redeem yourself and get your
name back
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11:36 am
11037 : So are we just going to gloss over Hiro and the Alien probing…?
OH a knife 🥰: yes
The better twin : yes
Johnny don't leave me : abso-fucking-lutely
Paris Hilton : yes
Paris Hilton : and @junko keep your stupidity and blonde bimboness away from "main" as you would call it and touchstone fucking grass
Monsterfųcker: *gasp* did you just call be a blonde bimbo ? Bit ironoc isn't it
Monsterfųcker: pot calling the kettle black and all that
Paris Hilton has gone offline
11037 : Togami right now : "Brb , just going to end your whole career then remind you how poor you are"
Paris Hilton : yes.
11037 : lurker.
Paris Hilton : I will end your career and "remind you how poor you are" , you absolute useless flame headed fuck
Monsterfųcker: Yas pawp off kinggggg!!!!💅
Paris Hilton : you are not exempted from that threat.
Monsterfųcker : 😳 noted
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5:45 pm
Bro #1 : whatever it is we missed ,thank fuck we missed it
Bro #2 : honestly, agreed , I cannot fathom why such an uncouth subject would be
discussed so …..freely
304307 : I think it was a valid question and that Miss Enoshima has an excellent
point to raise
Johnny don't leave me : No
Johnny don't leave me : Fuck no , ya fucking perverted fat fuck
Bro #2 : Such strong language is not required!! there are ,or civilized ways to
communicate , I'm sure you all know.
Bro #1 : c'mon Taka , bro , a little swearing won't break the internet
Bro #2 : Yes Mondo "bro" it absolutely will.
Bro #1 : is , is that mocking I detect???
Bro #2 : of course not.
Bro #1 : was that sarcasm too??
Bro #2 : No it wasn't.
Bro #1 : huh….. you sure?
Bro #2 : Oh for fucks sake Mondo.
Bro #1 : 😳
Donut : *gasp*
Johnny don't leave me : fucking finally
Cel : interesting
Bro #2 : ehhe , apologies, I may have gotten a bit overwhelmed
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10:09 pm
Naeggy : *gasp* Taka swore
Naeggy : my whole life is a lie
Shmerlonk Homie : it's no that big of a deal
Paris Hilton : you'll live.
Oh! A knife🥰 : yeah Makoto , it's not that bad
11037 : Bitch, do you understand how big of a deal this is
11037 : its like as big a deal as the school changing the mascots to that God awful
monochrome bear
Smol : yes yes I agree
Smol : speaking of , why'd they do that anyway
The better twin : No idea
Stronk : I believe it was for "rebranding" purposes , after the gymnasium incident with
Komaeda from class 77 .
Donut : ohhh makes sense
Monsterfųcker : OK wait , I have another question
OH! A knife 🥰 and (13) others have gone offline
Monsterfųcker : OH COME OONNNN , SERIOUSLY?!,!
304307 : I'd be glad to hear and answer your questions Miss Enoshima
Monsterfųcker : ew.
Monsterfųcker has gone offline
304307 : fine then , none of you deserve my insight
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11:11 pm
Paris Hilton : none of us want nor ask for it , quit being annoying
11037 : lurker
Monsterfųcker: Oh no!
Monsterfųcker : Your career!
Monsterfųcker: it's broken! (/ has ended)
Paris Hilton : still applies to you as well skank.
Monsterfųcker: *gasp* how dare you
Monsterfųcker : no answer haah , fine then!