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Joshu walks in the door of his home, wiping his snot on his wrist.
Disgusting.
"Ugh, I fughing hate allerhgeez- ATHCHOO-" He sneezes as he enters the kitchen, immediately groaning at the sight of his least favorite person. "Eugh, it's Gahppy..." , he griped in his own thoughts. "I dishpise that waifu shnatcher!"
Joshu suddenly had another foul idea, as he pulled a quarter out of his back pocket with the same hand he'd use to wipe his nose. Nasty ass motherfu-
"Heeey~! Howsh my favorite shibling doing on thish fine afternoon~?" He said as he casually approached Gappy. Just as Josuke parted his lips to speak, Joshu slipped the moist quarter through the gap between the confused man's two front teeth.
"Huh-" He huffed in disappointment. "I honeshtly thought there'd be shome kind ohf reward for thish- Like a shoot machine er shomethin..."
Little did Joshu know, his reward would come in the form of a 25 page beat-down.
The End