Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

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• Gyro Goes To Walmart by ishotmydickoff

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Jun 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Johnny Joestar/Gyro Zeppeli
  • Gyro Zeppeli
  • Johnny Joestar
  • Crack
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Johnny Joestar is Still Disabled
  • Gyro has magnum dong
  • Gyro's probably the reason why Johnny's still disabled
  • I have no idea what I'm doing
  • please help

  Summary

  Our favorite Italian cowboy visits one of America's most beautiful landmarks, a fucking Walmart.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  357

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  76

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  1,579

• Illuso Goes To Walmart by ishotmydickoff

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  09 Oct 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Formaggio/Illuso (JoJo)
  • Illuso (JoJo)
  • Formaggio (JoJo)
  • Background & Cameo Characters
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Inappropriate Use of Stands (JoJo)
  • Appropriate Use of Stands (JoJo)
  • Illuso Commits A Felony
  • he deserved it
  • Male Karen

  Summary

  Illuso goes to the one place his Gucci ass would never step foot in:
  A Fucking Walmart

  Series

  • Part 2 of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  283

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  28

  Hits:

  388

• Joshu Commits A Capital Offense by ishotmydickoff

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  05 Nov 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Higashikata Joshuu
  • Higashikata Josuke (JoJolion)
  • Gross
  • Bodily Fluids
  • Joshu has a lisp
  • Don't Read This
  • it's horrible
  • Seriously Just Don't
  • Crack
  • Poor Gappy

  Summary

  Everyone's favorite simp: the most disgusting, foul, absolutely horrendous Stand User and the best boi on this side of Morioh commits treason and lands top spot on every single government watchlist in the multiverse.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  161

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  11

  Hits:

  273

• Caesar Sets A World Record by ishotmydickoff

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Nov 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Joseph Joestar/Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
  • Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
  • Joseph Joestar
  • Elizabeth Joestar | Lisa Lisa
  • Short
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Mentioned Elizabeth Joestar | Lisa Lisa
  • Caesar's Fragile Ass Pride
  • You Know Damn Well He Can't Take A Fucking Joke
  • Joseph Stop Bullying The Bubble Man

  Summary

  Caesar gets his name put into that book that's always getting stolen from the library.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  143

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  41

  Hits:

  531

• Foo Fighters Commits Cannibalism by ishotmydickoff

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, Other
  • Complete Work

  06 Nov 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F. F. | Foo Fighters (JoJo)
  • Narciso Anasui
  • Kujo Jolyne
  • Hermes Costello
  • Weather Report (JoJo)
  • Jolyne's Harem
  • Mentioned Hermes Costello - Freeform
  • Mentioned Weather Report (JoJo)
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • I Don't Even Know What The Fuck I'm Talking About

  Summary

  As the saying goes, you are what you eat...

  Series

  • Part 5 of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  177

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  20

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  237

• Melone Meets A Friendly Stranger by ishotmydickoff

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen, M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  09 Oct 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Formaggio/Illuso (JoJo)
  • Ghiaccio/Melone (JoJo)
  • Pesci & Prosciutto (JoJo)
  • Gelato/Sorbet (JoJo)
  • Risotto Nero
  • Formaggio (JoJo)
  • Illuso (JoJo)
  • Ghiaccio (JoJo)
  • Pesci (JoJo)
  • Prosciutto (JoJo)
  • Sorbet (JoJo)
  • Gelato (JoJo)
  • Horny Melone (Jojo)
  • Parental Risotto Nero
  • Pesci and Prosciutto are Siblings (JoJo)
  • Background Relationships
  • References to Drugs
  • But No Actual Usage

  Summary

  Melone gets free candy from a nice man in a van!

  Series

  • Part 6 of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  379

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  45

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  566

• La Squadra Goes To Applebee's by ishotmydickoff

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  03 Mar 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Formaggio/Illuso (JoJo)
  • Ghiaccio/Melone (JoJo)
  • Risotto Nero/Garlic Bread
  • Pesci (JoJo)/Shrek (Shrek)
  • Pesci (JoJo)/Reader
  • Prosciutto (JoJo)/Wine
  • Formaggio (JoJo)/Kori Turbowitz
  • Formaggio (JoJo)
  • Formaggio's Cat (JoJo)
  • Illuso (JoJo)
  • Ghiaccio (JoJo)
  • Melone (JoJo)
  • Prosciutto (JoJo)
  • Risotto Nero
  • Pesci (JoJo)
  • Kori Turbowitz
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack Relationships
  • Formaggio Fucks Cars
  • Melone Gets High On Sugar
  • Pesci Is A Manipulative Little Bitch
  • Prosciutto Is Tired As Fuck
  • someone please help him
  • parenting is hard
  • Risotto Is In His Room Eating Garlic Bread Cereal
  • It's Like Cereal
  • But With Tiny Pieces Of Garlic Bread
  • With Milk

  Summary

  I lied.
  There are no apples.
  ONLY B E E S

  Series

  • Part 7 of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  564

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  19

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  304

• Cheese & Mirror Have A Fight by ishotmydickoff

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Apr 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Formaggio/Illuso (JoJo)
  • Formaggio (JoJo)
  • Illuso (JoJo)
  • Prosciutto (JoJo)
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Cheese
  • Of The Shredded Variety
  • I Don't Even Know

  Summary

  *cries and shits on the floor*

  Series

  • Part 8 of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Shit

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  447

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  24

  Hits:

  208