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As Melone was walking down the streets of Italia at 3AM for no reason other than him being a fucking dumbass, an unmarked white van slowed down next to him and slowly rolled down the passenger window. "Hmm, something tells me that I should walk faster-"
Just then, the driver silently stuck a large fist out the window, and without even having to utter a word, Melone walked towards the van and gave the man a fist-bump.
The man was getting tired of Melone's shit, so he grabbed his hand, pried it open, and opened his own hand to dump a fist-full of candy into it. He then sped off, and Melone felt like he could hear the man mumble something along the lines of "Fuckin'ungreatfulkids-"
Melone, being the fucking horny idiot that he is, couldn't pass up the chance of possibly roofied candy, and decided to take it all home.
"I'm home~!" He announced as everyone ignored his existence. Formaggio and Illuso were in the corner playing on their stolen PS5, Risotto was in his favorite chair, and everyone else was on the couch. Melone, who was more hyper than usual, threw himself onto the sofa next to Ghiaccio.
Risotto looked at Melone's hands and then back to his face. "Melone, where did you get all that- And why do you have it in the first place?" He asked. "THAT SHIT LOOKS EXPENSIVE AS HELL, THAT'S NOT WITHIN THE FUCKING BUDGET!" Ghiaccio added.
"Calm down, a nice man in a van gave it to me for free~" Just as Ghiaccio was about to throw a tantrum, Risotto shushed him up and continued his questioning. "Do you at least know if it's safe or not?"
"Yeah, if it was drugged then I would've known by now, since I got it like an hour ago." He said as he unwrapped another piece and popped it into his mouth.
"What about any concealed objects?"
"I'm pretty sure I'd know if there was a ra-" Just as he was about to say it, Metallica formed several razor blades in Melone's mouth.
"Next time think before you accept shit from strangers." Risotto said as he got up and walked away, chaos going on in the background, just like a scene from a movie.