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Jolyne decided to take the gang to her favorite restaurant, Red Lobster. FF looked over the menu, and decided to order a shrimp basket.
"WHAT THE- FF AREN'T YOU VEGETARIAN!?" Jolyne exclaimed in shock.
"No, not really." FF said while the waiter was setting down the food. "I mostly eat algae, small particles of meat left over by larger fish, and other plankton."
"So wait hold on a second- You're saying you cannibalize other plankton??" Anasui asked, as if to make sure he hadn't misheard something.
"Well, the thing is there are two types, plant plankton and animal plankton. I mostly eat the plant ones but sometimes I'd find leftover bits of animal plankton, so I take what I can get." FF casually said while popping a shrimp into their mouth. "I'd have to worry about predators though, since we're practically at the bottom of the food chain."
They take a big sip of their Big Gulp cup from 7/11 as the others stare in fear, wishing to never go near the water again.
The End