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Illuso enters the Walmart shopping center. For the past 9 hours, he had been going to every Walmart in the entire UK, searching for that damn game system. He wasn't getting it for himself, rather, he owed a favor to Formaggio, for unknown reasons…
He was on the verge of a mental breakdown, until the moment he saw it. A little kid and his fatass dad had one in a shopping cart.
"FINALLY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!" Illuso shouted as he began to approach the cart.
The man turns to look at the strangely dressed man that was approaching them. "Fuck off, weirdo. We found it first-"
"You fucking buffoon, this is MINE." He cuts off his sentence, grabs the console and pushes the dad with enough force that he falls onto his back with a loud "thud" accompanied by a weird cracking noise that could be heard across the entire store.
"AHAHAHA~ The bastard was so damn fat, he actually broke his own spine!!!" Illuso cackles loudly as he runs towards the exit, not even thinking about paying. Suddenly, he could hear the sound of police sirens in the distance.
"Oh shit-" He hadn't brought any money, so he couldn't pay them off. Luckily, he was always prepared for situations like this. He pulled out his pocket mirror, and entered The Mirror World. "Arrivederci, assholes~!" He shouted back at his pursuers. Illuso then proceeded to make his way back to base from inside of his realm.
~Back at the base~
Illuso threw the PS5 directly at Formaggio's face while he was sitting on the couch. "Fuck you, I'm never stepping foot in a peasant shopping center EVER AGAIN."
~The End~