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1. Claude and Lorenz: Pussy Crimes Investigators by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Nov 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lorenz Hellman Gloucester/Claude von Riegan
   • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
   • Lorenz Hellman Gloucester
   • Claude von Riegan
   • Other Fire Emblem: Three Houses Characters
   • Unconventional Format
   • Humor
   • Genitals Swap
   • waking up with a pussy
   • (Lorenz did)
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • Investigations
   • Mystery solving
   • Attempts at teamwork
   • Pre-Timeskip | Academy Phase (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
   • unenthusiastic consent
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Cunnilingus
   • Accidental Orgasm
   • Eventual Tentacle Sex
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   (This is an ongoing Choose Your Own Adventure on the FE3H anon meme, posted here for easier re-reading.)

   > You are Lorenz Hellman Gloucester. You woke up this morning to find that your most noble of penis had been replaced by what Claude insists on calling a pussy. You want your dick back, or, failing that, you want it avenged.

   > You are Claude von Riegan. You have a duty as Golden Deer house leader to ensure that no one is messing with your classmates, and so you don't intend to let this pussy criminal get away with their pussy crimes. (You are aware that Lorenz hates that word. It’s a feature.)

   Together, you are the Pussy Crimes Investigators.

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