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(Note, characters do not necessarily appear in this order. The cast list will be updated frequently as the Parody expands.)
Featuring:
Bananakin Highstrider - Bananas can’t possibly be evil.
Chancellor Pulsating - Why is he moving like that?!?
Lucky Highstrider - Literally cannot die because plot armour.
Man Alone - And likes to keep it that way.
The Mandarin Orange - Yay oranges!
Beam - Wants to be a Highstrider. Is not a Highstrider.
Captain Velociraptor - Rawr!
Plow Cocoon - Has a lot of butterfly farms.
Yodel - “Sing songs, I must.”
Baby Yodel - That guy who does nothing and people would kill for him.
Box Box Jinx - That Character Wesa All Hate
Number One Ravioli - “Its-a over Bananakin-a! I have-a the high ground-a!”
Paddling Amide - Yay, unpronounceable chemistry!
Fox - Kinda evil kinda not also plot armour.
Jangling Feet - Why is he making that noise?!?
Bubble Tea Feet - Yuck.
Satin - Fancy clothes.
Gatherer - Headband.
Breaker - I’m gonna wreck it!
Smart - That’s it that’s his whole personality.
Sniper - What’s his problem?
Reflection - “I almost died, have some comedy relief.”
Oh - Where’d the other X come from?!?
Laying Organs / Highstrider - Nothing to see here.
Lay Low Rent / Been Alone - Angsty boi.
Bass Windy - Yay music purple glowstick yay!
Space Katniss - Space Katniss.
Q1C1 - That’s a weird looking dog.
I Spy 3 O’s - Work in Progress
Gill - *Removes helmet* Wait, that’s illegal.
Tobacco - Grr.
Circles - That’s a weird looking cat.
Fast Clover - Just trying to ruin everyone else’s good time.
Sudoku Tanning - Hasn’t even been in the movies and is the fan favourite.
Ascend - Wasted potential in a character.
Pow - Hits people. Not to be confused with Plow.