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have i ever used twitter? no. will i write a twitter fic anyway? absolutely <3

Summary:

literally just a sk8 twitter fic because I love them and I wanted to try out formatting stuff.

Notes:

welcome to this! I don't know what it is or where it's going, but it exists! please enjoy if u can :D

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cherry-sama <3 @matchablossom_luv · 3h

today on matchablossom being super in love! cherry won a race and joe insulted him but he had the softest look in his eyes

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Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

omg tell me about it they’re so whipped for each other

 

            I’d climb that cherry tree @cherrys_girlfriend

            Cherry-sama is straight!!! Stop forcing people to be gay!!!

 

            Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

            well someone’s a homophobe lol

 

if u skate? kinda gay… @fellas_is_it_gay

fr tho, they’re so gay and in love

 

vivi | listening to #TWICE @stan-loona

we stan a gay skater couple

 

spill the tea 🍵 @kaeyasboba

y’all idk if you noticed but JOE LIKED THIS TWEET?!?!!!?? DBKJEFWUGEFW?!?!?!?!

 


 

Cherry Blossom ✓ @cherryblossom · 23min

S is cancelled tonight due to a predicted cyclone. Please stay safe. Do not go skating in the cyclone @sk8reki.

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rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

but what if i want to skate in the cyclnoe

 

            catboi @thehero

            don’t do it slime

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            what i’m hearing is “yes thta’s a great idea”

 

            Cherry Blossom ✓ @cherryblossom

            You are banned from S if you skate in the cyclone.

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            you’re no fun >:(

 

            Joe’s abs @gaysk8r

            who is this person and how does cherry know them

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            @gaysk8r ;)

 


 

langa @hasegawa_langa · 5min

how do you tweet

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langa @hasegawa_langa

oh so that’s how

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            dude change ur username please it’s so boring

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            also don’t share ur personal info on social media

 

            langa @hasegawa_langa

            how do you change it

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            oh my god

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            i’m coming over

 

catboi @thehero

@hasegawa-langa stupid slime

 


 

Sia La Luce ✓ @sialaluceitalian · 4h

Come check out our brand-new autumn menu! #SiaLaLuce #food #restaurants #italian

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rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

excellent is there a student discount????

 

            kojiro @dopeygorilla

            no

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            :(

 

kaoru @foureyes

Is there a me discount

 

            kojiro @dopeygorilla

            of course bae <3

 

            kaoru @foureyes

            good.

 

            mozzarella is *chefs kiss* @italianfood4life

            ???

 


 

rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki · 43min

u know that feeling when you’re looking at someone and they’re just so cute and you want to kiss them so bad but they’re straight……….

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rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

FUCK wrong account

 

            catboi @thehero

            lmao u have a vent account? imagine

 

langa @sk8snow

reki you like someone??

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            it’s complicated now go back to eating

 

            langa @sk8snow

            how did you know I was eating??

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            bro when are you ever NOT eating

 

gay or european? (hint: i’m japanese) @gaygaygaygaygay

damn I feel u bro, stay strong!!

 


 

Sia La Luce ✓ @sialaluceitalian · 20min

@dopeygorilla please stop using your personal account to interact with customers. We are running a business.

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kojiro @dopeygorilla

ik you’re running a business I’m the one running it

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            yeah um so about that student discount????

 

            kojiro @dopeygorilla

            not happening

 

            catboi @thehero

            pls?

 

            kojiro @dopeygorilla

            omg the child said please?????

 

            rekikiiiii 🛹 @sk8reki

            I SCREENSHOTTED THAT

 

            catboi @thehero

            I hate you all

 

            Sia La Luce ✓ @sialaluceitalian

            @dopeygorilla this is exactly what we said not to do.

 

Frogger @amphibiouscreatures

loving the whole “im the boss i don’t give a shit” vibe