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Spamton sat there and stared at the now cracked pipis, with the small child laying there. How did this all happen so fast? HOW did he even have a kid?
The puppet man held his child and wrapped his black coat around them and thought back.
It wasn’t unusual for him to make pipis. But usually, they would all explode seconds later. This had to have been the first time this had happened, right?
~Flashback~
The young white addison was sitting in his room creating a nest out of his favorite pillows, blankets and other soft things. He didn’t even know why he was so excited to do it, but he was. Perhaps it was because of the two pipis he had been holding 2 pipis closely.
A yellow addison walked in.
“Spam what the heck are you doing? I’ve been calling you down for dinner.”
Spamton looked at his brother.
“Sorry Vid, I was making a nest.”
“A nest??”
“Yeah! A nest for the pipis!”
Vid just stared at him.
“Audie!! Spam is being weird again!!”
“Hey!” spamton said as he still held his pipis.
Just then, the pipis exploded in his arms.
“Wha-”
Kaboom!! Tiny spamton heads came flying out!
Spamton and Vid both stood there with a surprised expression.
“So uhhh...wanna go eat dinner now?”
“Uh yeah..”
Spamton was pretty disappointed these pipis exploded late, he thought something cool was going to happen, like them hatching or something. But oh well.
~
Back to the present~
Spamton cradled the baby in his arms. He was in such awe. Soon reality hit him.
“Wait a [you won’t last 5 minutes playing this game] I can’t take care of a kid!! I live in a [god damn garbage can]!!! Oh [#^/<]..”
The baby was already sleeping in his arms. Spamton was freaking the heck out. What was he to do?
“What am I gonna do!! I can’t raise a kid in these [[low low price]] conditions!!”
Spamton looked at the baby and sighed. But then, that sparked an idea in him. Maybe he could reunite with the Addisons. Sure they probably hate him now, but it's the only thing he could think of at the time. Where’s Mike’s advice when you need it? Spamton opened the lid to the dumpster and held the baby close. Then he hopped out, making sure no one saw him.
The dark kingdom was so different then the cyberworld, but he was sure he’d find one of them eventually. Maybe he could ask the prince for help, then again he doesn’t want to get the attention of the queen, especially since what happened after he became a big shot. Then, an idea hit him! He could ask Swatch! He was sure the addisons frequented the new cafe, since the cyberbar didn’t exist anymore. Hopefully the bird wouldn’t think he was doing anything shady.
Spamton made his way to the color cafe with the baby, who he still needs to figure out a name for. He made it into the cafe. Spamton looked around for Swatch, and eventually saw him working the counter. The puppet walked over to the counter. Swatch had his back turned for a second, as he was talking to a swatchling.
“Hey Swatch! Remember me! Your old [Friend request accepted] Spamton G. Spamton!!”
The bird was caught off guard and jumped. He turned around.
“Spamton? What are you doing here?”
“I just wanted to ask my favorite [Tweety bird] a question.”
“This better not be any deal offer. You should already know I’m not interested.”
“[[Oh no]]!! I was just meaning to ask, do you know where I could find [[Pretty Pink]] addison?” Spamton knew most people referred to the addisons by their colors.
“Pink? Oh well, they live in the apartments north of here. I’m pretty sure room 420. Why do you ask?”
“I just wanted to [[Reconnect for the holidays!!]]. yeeeeah”
Swatch changed his gaze to the baby that was wrapped up in spamton’s jacket.
“Is that a chi-”
But somehow, the tiny puppet man had already darted off to the apartments.
After a good while of walking he made it. He walked inside the building and took the elevator up to the 4th floor. And then started searching until he saw the numbers Swatch had told him. Finally he made it. He took a deep breath and knocked.
…
“Spammy?”
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AHAHA AND WE’RE ON A CLIFFHANGER. I've wanted to write this fanfic for a good while but i’ve finally done it. Please let me know what you all thought about it!! I’ll try to write the next chapter asap!!