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[ Tenya Iida created group Class 1-A ]
Saturday, 1:36PM
[ Tenya Iida added Izuku Midoriya, Shoto Todoroki and 17 others ]
[ Tenya Iida granted admin permissions to Momo Yaoyorozu and Izuku Midoriya ]
Denki Kaminari: IIDA WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE
Tenya Iida: I can’t help but fear the consequences of giving you administrator permissions.
Denki Kaminari: please iida i’ll behave promise
Denki Kaminari: *crosses fingers behind back*
Kyoka Jirou: kaminari you’re so fucking stupid
Tenya Iida: I’m sorry Kaminari, but I can’t give you permission! Also, Jirou! Please refrain from swearing! This group chat was made for school purposes and should be treated as such.
Hanta Sero: can we change our names
Momo Yaoyorozu: go for it
[ Denki Kaminari changed their nickname to pika ]
[ Hanta Sero changed their name to spiderman ]
[ Kyoka Jirou changed their name to gaydisaster ]
pika: jirou??
gaydisaster: kaminari
pika: congrats on coming out i think??
gaydisaster: oh
gaydisaster: thanks i guess
pika: aha no problem
spiderman: damn that’s rough buddy
pika: SHUT UP YOU WHORE
spiderman: ONLY FOR YOU BABE
pika: DIE
Eijiro Kirishima: you’ve been hanging around bakugo too much denki
pika: oh fuck
[ Eijiro Kirishima changed their name to hard ]
hard: iida this gc is so manly
Tenya Iida: Thank you Kirishima! Kaminari, language.
[ Mina Ashido changed their name to tiktokpersonified ]
pika: too long mina
pika: also iida i’d suggest abandoning your PG mindset because we have bakugo in this gc
[ tiktokpersonified changed their name to tiktok ]
tiktok: ANYWAY has anyone done the homework for mics class
pika: WE HAD HOMEWORK FOR PRESENTATION MICHEALS CLASS,,?????
pika: AND NOBODY TOLD ME???
hard: presentation micheal.
pika is offline
Tenya Iida: If it would benefit the class, we can hold a homework study session tonight!
tiktok: IIDA <33
pika is online
pika: ARE YOU SINGLE AND INTERESTED IN MEN
Tenya Iida: I am both of those things! Why do you ask?
gaydisaster: CLASS REP IS GAY???
spiderman: wait what
spiderman: fkngjfifjfh
hard: proud of you dude!!
Izuku Midoriya: iida that’s so awesome of you!
[ tiktok changed Izuku Midoriya’s name to broccoli ]
tiktok: @spiderman DMS RN RN
spiderman: dorms
spiderman: hyperventilating
tiktok: OMW
spiderman is offline
tiktok is offline
Tenya Iida: Is Sero okay?
pika: he’ll be fine
pika: thx for the help btw xoxoxooxoxoxoox
Tenya Iida: Of course! Anything for a friend.
pika: friendzoned
pika: life is a constant state of pain
Fumikage Tokoyami: mood
[ Fumikage Tokoyami changed their name to gothbird ]
pika: TOKOYAMI!! how is dark shadow are they okay can i hug them please please please
gothbird: dark shadow is doing fine, you can come to the common room and hug them if you must
pika: IM COMING MY LOVE
gothbird: please don’t refer to dark shadow as ‘my love’
pika: /srs??
gothbird: yes
pika: shit mb dude, i’m coming down dark shadow :D
gothbird: they eagerly await your arrival
Minoru Mineta: hey guys
gaydisaster: who the fuck added him
Tenya Iida: This is a class group chat.
gaydisaster: fair enough
gaydisaster: how soon can we be rid of him?
Minoru Mineta: who are you…
Minoru Mineta: and iida is,,, that???
Minoru Mineta: thats fucking
broccoli: what is it?
Minoru Mineta: gross.
[ broccoli changed Minoru Mineta’s name to gross ]
broccoli: take your homophobic ugly fucking ass out of this chat and out of this fucking school you disgusting excuse for a human being
[ broccoli removed gross from Class 1-A ]
gaydisaster: THAT SOON????
Tenya Iida: Thank you Midoriya. I have to say I’ve never encountered someone like him, I can’t say it was pleasant.
broccoli: well i have and it sucks iida
broccoli: i’ll let sensei know
hard: are we just gonna brush over the fact midobro swore,, TWICE??
pika: kinda hot tbf
spiderman is online
spiderman: that’s gay bro
pika: we’re gay, bro
spiderman: ahhh shit u rite
pika: also u feeling better? you said you were hyperventilating??
spiderman: oh i’m doing fine
spiderman: mina helped out a lot :D
tiktok is online
tiktok: it’s what i’m here for hubby <33
spiderman: anyway since we’re all coming out or whatever i’m pan
pika: THATS SICK DUDE :D
hard: i’m the same as iida!! gay all the way!
spiderman: username checks out
hard: i mean
spiderman: ;)
gaydisaster: i’m lesbian
[ Tsuyu Asui changed their name to lesbiandisaster ]
lesbiandisaster: same here, kero
broccoli: i’m pretty sure i’m bi :P
Ochaco Uraraka: i’m bi too!! <3
broccoli: <3
[ Ochaco Uraraka changed their name to toebeans ]
pika: peak bi-bi solidarity
pika: can i join?
broccoli: friend??
pika: friend!!
broccoli: bi-bi-bi solidarity.
gothbird: can coming out count as gender too?
pika: of course it can dude :)
gothbird: in that case i am a panromantic demiboy
broccoli: that’s so awesome tokoyami
broccoli: do you have any preferences on pronouns??
gothbird: he/they are my preferred. i’d appreciate it greatly if you could use them interchangeably
broccoli: of course <3333
Momo Yaoyorozu: i am lesbian <3
[ tiktok changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s name to mom ]
tiktok: class mom likes girls and so do i
mom: i’m so proud of you mina <3
tiktok: brb gonna cry in sero’s room
pika: wait are you okay???
tiktok: happy tears, kami
pika: oh right
tiktok is offline
pika: uhm. i have a request? can people start using tone indicators maybe
Tenya Iida: What are they? They better not be something stupid.
pika: nono they’re not!! i know tokoyami and me use them in our dms a lot they just help with conveying tone through text and stuff!! it’s helpful for people who are neurodivergent and also those who just struggle with tone through text :D
gaydisaster: didn’t know you knew so many words kaminari
pika: :/
spiderman: :/
Tenya Iida: That seems interesting! Can you send a website or list?
pika: yeah!
[ pika sent a link ]
pika: just give that a read /nf
broccoli: you use them too?!?!?!?
pika: yeah!
broccoli: that’s so cool!! /g
pika: they are so useful
Tenya Iida: I will try to use these when messaging things that might be taken a different way!
pika: iida rights
pika: @spiderman get your man before i do
spiderman: THIS IS A PUBLIC CHAT
pika: ;)
spiderman: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
Tenya Iida: I’m sure you don’t, Sero!
spiderman: no iida i definitely do i want him dead
hard: that’s not very heroic
Katsuki Bakugo: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
tiktok is online
[ pika changed Katsuki Bakugo’s name to blastymcsplode ]
pika: class group chat blasty
blastymcsplode: WHAT THE FUCK
hard: bakubro, please don’t leave this one !!
hard: it’s a class group chat !!
blastymcsplode: fucking fine
tiktok: i-
pika: mina. dms. rn.
tiktok: YESSIR
tiktok is idle
pika is idle
Shoto Todoroki: What is a class group chat?
broccoli: TODOROKIU!!
Shoto Todoroki: Midoriya?
broccoli: HIII
Shoto Todoroki: Hello Midoriya.
broccoli: todo why do you have auto caps on like iiiiida
Shoto Todoroki: is this better?
broccoli: YES
[ broccoli changed Shoto Todoroki’s name to icyhot ]
[ icyhot changed their name to icythot ]
Tenya Iida: Todoroki that is extremely inappropriate!
pika: YOU DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH KIRIS
hard: YEAH IIDA
[ blastymcsplode changed Tenya Iida’s name to sonic ]
blastymcsplode: i’m going to fucking sleep shut the fuck up
pika: dude it’s like two pm
blastymcsplode: and your fucking point
hard: i’m also going to be offline in the groupchat! don’t come looking for me :)
pika: that's such a passive aggressive smile
pika: dhmu crying
hard: WAIT DONT CRY KAMI :(((
pika: TOO LATE KIRI