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‘well we can sit and eat or I can reach down your throat and pull down your inside. The choice is yours’ your supernatural hearing heard your brother-in-law say
‘elijah honey, have the guest arrived?’ you asked coming into the room while fixing your earrings, seeing the four men already seated. elijah seeing you walk in stood up, as a real gentlemen
‘you may remember my darling wife y/n’ asked elijah smiling at you while placing his arm around your waist
‘yah a real treasure expect when she stabbed with multiple woods. repeatedly’ says damon ironically
‘you were trying to hurt my husband, how should have I react?’ you smirk at him playing innocent
‘you better not get on her bad side damon, she can be quite revengeful’ said klaus laughing, you gave him a stern look in return
‘don’t worry damon, you are back in my sympathies as you were so kind to remove the dagger from my beloved husband. preventing things from turning unpleasant for klaus’ you said smiling at him, but damon didn’t feel much reassured as his snarky reply was interrupted by klaus
‘sister, sister, how many times do I have to apologies?’ said Klaus exasperated
‘around a thousand more, niki’ you replied as elijah smiled
‘you know families, we all have our quarrels in the centuries but eventually we always make it through. you understand us, don’t you?’ Klaus commented looking at the Salvatores
‘so I guess you will join us for dinner’ asked Stefan unimpressed
‘no, I won’t. I presumed you boys felt more comfortable talking among yourself and being in not numerical difference. I’m going out’ you said before briefly pecking elijah on the lips, while damon and Stefan rolled their eyes
‘call me if they don’t behave’ you told elijah lingering your touch on his face as you pointed your head towards your guests
‘of course, my love’ he replied letting go of your waist as taking his seat back at the dinner table
‘gross’ damon commented as you walked to Klaus squeezing his shoulder ‘brother’, he smiled at you as you passed.
you reached the door, stopped and turned around ‘oh I forgot to say, I’ll be over at mystic grill. make a wrong move towards my husband or his brother and I’ll not think twice before sticking my 1000 dollars hills in one of your little human friends. It would be a shame really, I love this pair… And don’t worry, I will know if you do, I have a linking spell, touch them and I will feel it’ you warned the Salvatores winking as your husband looked at you in pure adoration and your brother-in-law continued smirking proud of the threats you were saying to your guests
‘enjoy your meal!’ you waved exiting the house
‘she really is a charmer, isn’t she’ said damon ironically
‘you have no idea’ replied elijah picking up his glass of wine and smiling at the thought of his wife