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1. Have Warden, Will Travel by wild_houseplant

   Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   04 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Zevran Arainai/Amell
   • Alistair/Leliana (Dragon Age)
   • Zevran Arainai/Nonbinary Warden
   • Zevran Arainai
   • Original Grey Warden Character(s) (Dragon Age)
   • Leliana
   • Alistair (Dragon Age)
   • Morrigan (Dragon Age)
   • Wynne (Dragon Age)
   • Sten (Dragon Age)
   • Dog
   • Shale
   • Nonbinary Warden
   • Original Companion Character(s)
   • Slow Burn
   • Friendship
   • Autistic Warden
   • Tevinter mage Warden
   • social ineptitude as far as the eye can see
   • cw for suicidality
   • updating tags as we go :)
   • Fantasy Racism
   • Sexual Content
   • Death
   • Gore
   • Under 18 death
   • Suicide
   • canonical body horror
   • graphic physical violence
   • Masturbation
   • Ableism
   • implied disordered eating
   • Unintentional Weight Loss
   • Grief
   • Dry Humping
   • Oral Sex
   • Penis In Vagina Sex
   • Rhodri is a verifiable service top :) :)
   • In which I make song recommendations for certain chapters to set the mood
   • Alcohol

   Summary

   Contents of this fic: 1 Zevran: smooth as all-get-out, miserable, and totally unused to kindness. 1 Rhodri: appallingly awkward, embarrassingly kind, laughs at own jokes. Mix the two gently and carefully until combined, and point and laugh/despair (delete as applicable) at their boundless foolishness for added flavour.

   I'd say bon appetit, but honestly, 'good luck' seems more appropriate here.

   Series

   • Part 7 of Have Warden, will travel

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   409,422

   Chapters:

   65/?

   Comments:

   123

   Kudos:

   112

   Bookmarks:

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