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1. say you're hungry (i'll give you meat) by ringfinger

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Dec 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Laszlo Cravensworth
   • Nadja (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Canon Compliant
   • Memo's man milk
   • Hand Jobs
   • sometime during or after s2
   • jerking your boss off under the pretense of professionality
   • getting everything you wanted but not in the exact desired context
   • gratuitous depictions of chest hair
   • energy vampires love sexual tension
   • fantasizing about harming your employer but like in a horny way
   • cum farming played completely straight

   Summary

   “And you seriously intend to make good on that?” Nandor asked, in disbelief. “If we just — ghoul them —”

   “Ghost,” Guillermo interjected, exasperated, “It’s ghost them, Master —”

   “Oh, whatever! It’s not like they can kidnap me twice!”

   “They know where we all live,” Guillermo said, leveling his master with a baleful look, “and last time you got gotten by a goat.”

   OR: Nandor can't make good on his end of the deal with the witches. Guillermo helps.

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