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“I was born in a messed up century”
that was definitely true for the two boys, being born in the 70′s and growing up in the 80′ s sure meant that they we’re born in a messed up century, the 20th one being full of war and genocide and death.
“my favorite flavor sweets are Raspberry amphetamines”
the 80′s were definitely full of drugs. A lot of people did them, including Steve and Robin (as seen in the episode where they see “back to the future”)
Mike would probably try them to look cool but, Will would never touch them since he thinks it would just make his thoughts worse( even if that’s probably not the case, it would actually take his mind off of it)
“ I bought a car ,Beretta , age 16″
If any of the kids would get a car it would either be Mike or Lucas, probably Mike though. He 100% learned to drive with his father’s car in secret, probably bumped it to but found a way to fix it before bringing it back, because as we all know, he’s just like that.
“I brush my teeth with bleach”
Will probably obsessively brushes his teeth ever since the slug incident, as he most probably remembered it, and it’s taste, so he’s trying to brush the memory away but he never seems to succeed in doing so.
“ I ain’t got time for cavities”
Contrary to Will, Mike probably has cavities, and never goes to the dentist to fix them up. He just always either forgets, is too lazy or doesn’t have the time to brush his teeth. Will finds this fact disgusting but you can’t argue with that idiot curly-head.
“My daddy put a gun to my head, Said if you kiss a boy I’m gonna shoot you dead”
Mike’s parents were one of the homophobic people in the 80′s so Mike being threatened by his father that he will be killed if he is gay wouldn’t be such a surprise. So as to hide his orientation from the world, he just acts homophobic because we all know that you can’t be homophobic if you’re homosexual, right?
“So I tied him up with Gaffa tape, I locked him in a shed”
One time Mike was home alone with his dad and something about the LGBTQIA+ community came on TV and his dad started being homophobic and Mike had enough of it so he somehow managed to over power him, wrapped him up in Gaffa tape, locked him in their shed and left.
“then I went out to the garden and I fucked my best friend”
the place he left to go was none other than Will’s house. They didn’t fuck obviously since they were too young but the moment Mike saw Will, he ran towards him and kissed him without thinking or warning the poor smaller boy beforehand, therefore shocking him
Will taken by surprise let out a small noise as to say “wtf?!” but in a good way. He quickly kissed back though, finally being kissed by his crush that he had hidden about 2 years. Sadly Mike pulled away the next moment realising what he was doing.
“I’m so fucking sorry, I-I don’t know what came over me” Mike stuttered out embarrassed, he hid his face that was almost as red as the shirt that was too big on Will’s smaller frame that he had probably stolen from his older brother.
Will didn’t respond verbally, he just grabbed Mikes face and kissed him again as a response and this time Mike was the surprised one, he was expecting any other reaction from him but what just happened to him was definitely a good thing so he was not complaining