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    “Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”

    Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”

    House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”

    [In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]

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    16 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    “No, no, no,” he said, wiggling a finger. “You’ve got a lesson to learn first. You’ve violated the most important of commandments today – can you guess which one?”

    “Thou… shalt not flirt with other demons in front of your demon partner?” Phil squinted at him and then flinched when he felt something wrap around his dick, thin and long and tight, squeezing him painfully enough to drive tears into his eyes before letting go again.

    “I’d recommend you stop trying to be funny,” Dan purred into his ear, the sudden closeness of his voice driving chills down Phil’s spine. “It’ll only make things worse for you.”

    “What’s the first commandment, Phil?”

    Phil has a vacuum where his faith used to be, and Dan is all too happy to fill it.

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    13 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    When you watch a man shave his face in the morning, mutter to himself while he looks for his shoes, bang his shin into the coffee table for the second time in a week and cry out in irritation—how can you help but love him?

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    In a sense, Dan has known Phil all his life. Others have known him longer, known him since he took his first breath in front of a live television audience, but it seems to Dan that no one has known him better.

    or: phil’s life is a tv show, and he’s the only one who doesn’t know. dan—actor, fan, hot for a badly dressed bottle blond—auditions for a leading role. this goes about as well as dan howell + reality tv stardom could possibly go.

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    12 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Dan Howell is a lawyer in Manchester, he has a well paid job in a not so horrible law firm with a not terrible boss. But he's tired. So tired that it's starting to make him feel like maybe this life is not meant for him.

    Or: Dan and Phil never met but a 6 year old message arrives just in time.

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    04 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    “You did so well.”
    Dan isn’t sure if Phil is referring to the fucking or the driving.

    Or, somewhere between the 2025 and 2026 Formula One seasons, things start to unravel.

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    24 Apr 2026