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1. roses by the stairs by jessus

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Dec 2021

   Tags

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   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Meg (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • features failed hypnotisms and half-failed surprises
   • mostly a lot of failure that will result in the biggest bazinga of all time
   • why talk about feelings when you can show them with your genitals
   • Misunderstandings
   • not!dating

   Summary

   “i don’t know,” she tells him. “for starters, maybe you could try asking him on a date? or... surprise him, even! i think that would be really romantic, and he’d probably find it really sweet coming from you.”

   surprise him. nandor lets that sink in. as meg reaches for the disgusting-looking slimy green concoction in her cup, he decides to accept the advice, if only to figure out if it might be something guillermo will like. if only to end this painful conversation. he nods, decisive. and then he reaches a hand out across the table, gives it a little wave, and tells her: “you will remember nothing of this.”

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   nandor finds it hard to come up with a romantic surprise for a natural-born warrior in a way that won't result in bodily harm. he also finds it hard to have "talks" that won't result in even worse psychic harm.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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