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Takemichi watched in horror as Mikey down another dorayaki while in tears, a ton of crumbled up snack packages laying besides him. "M-Mikey-kun...I think you're eating too much snacks. Maybe try layin-" "NO! Shinichiro forgot to praise me for beating up another stupid gang by myself and I'm not forgiving him, ever! How dare he!" Mikey cried, stress-eating his emergency snack stash.
Draken laid on the ground knocked out with a big bump on his head, along with Baji and Pah-chin. They tried stopping Mikey by trying to take away his wallet and bags of snacks but failed, therefore suffering on the ground now.
Mitsuya was smart to just let Mikey do what he wants, guilt crawling up to him though because he's relying on Takemichi to do the job now. Kazutora wasn't there because he went over to Chifuyu's house to play with Peke J.
"Where's Izana when you need him~!" Takemichi sobbed as Mikey climbed up the tree with snacks. Reason doing so is Takemichi had the courage to do the same as Draken, Baji, and Pah-chin but since Mikey has a big fat crush on him and he didn't want to hurt Takemichi, only left to do was climb up a nearby tree like a squirrel hiding it's walnuts.
"Stay back, Takemitchy!! I can't hold back my dark impulses!" "Last time you said that, the only thing you tried doing was trying to bite me everywhere! I'm not scared!" Takemichi shouted, trying to climb up the tree but couldn't as Mikey kept poking him on the head with a nearby long stick.
"Izanaaaa..." Mitsuya desperately waited for the other to answer, seeing no other option. Emma wasn't one because Hinata invited her out to a shopping spree. "Moshi Moshi~?" "Your little brother's being a bi-a rat and stress eating. We can't get his snacks from his and we need you to come to Musashi Shrine and beat some sense into him." "...Hahaha~! Have fun, I'm buying Kakucho animal marshmallows and I ain't missing his happy faces for Mikey's stupid tantrum. Bye bye~!"
Mitsuya felt his blood pressure go up the roof as Izana hung up on him. "This bi-" "Manjiro! Get the fuck down here before I call you a fat chipmunk!" Takemichi screeched, watching his leader flinch and slowly climb down. "I am not a fat chipmunk, I am a big chipmunk!"
However, Mikey missed a step and fell down on Takemichi. He should've landed back to Takemichi's chest, but the wind twirled him around for an unknown reason, creating a very lovely scene!
Mitsuya looked up hearing someone fall and saw...
Mikey on top of Takemichi. Kissing him right on the lips.
"..."
Takemichi pushed Mikey off. "M-Mikey! What the-" "I want to say sorry but I really don't feel sorry. Let's kiss aga-" Draken lifted Mikey off Takemichi before he could kiss Takemichi again. "God dammit Mikey! I stay dead for just a minute and you're already kissing Takemitchy!" "He's my future wife!" "He's mine, too!"
Takemichi flushed into a tomato before getting up and running away. "Screw both of you!" "Takemitchy!"
...
Back at his house, Takemichi was greeted by stray black cat who nuzzled into his ankle. "Eh!? W-where are your owner?" Takemichi bent down to examine the cat. It had no collar and it was surprisingly clean for a stray. "Maybe I should keep you until a missing poster for you goes up."
Now he has acquired a black cat. "Mom shouldn't mind~!" He cheered, completely forgetting about the fact he was kissed an hour ago.
They were good friends despite just meeting. Ignoring his buzzing phone, Takemichi ranted about his day to his cat, Kuro. "Then Mikey fell on me and kissed me! How dare he! We're not even dating, too!" Takemichi smacked his pillow around, Kuro just watching his kidnapper owner act like a gamer playing "Getting over it" and losing their progress because of a dumb mistake.
After a good rage moment, Takemichi decided to sleep. "How am I going to face them tomorrow at college...?" He sulked, enjoying Kuro as a fluffy plushie. Making sure his owner was asleep, Kuro laid his paw of Takemichi's face. 'You are too nice. Time to make the TR cast suffer!' Arthur thought, watching Takemichi's light blonde hair turn black.
'HEHEHEHEHEHE!'
...
Mikey received a good scolding from his brothers and Emma, finally getting his praise from Shinichiro at least. This morning was a bad start though. A random black haired man was sitting and sleeping with his head down on Takemichi's unassigned assigned seat and he and Baji weren't happy.
"Hey! Who do think you are for sitting in Takemitchy's seat!?" Mikey slammed his hand on the unknown male's desk. "You got a death wish pal!?" Baji cracked his knuckles. Takemichi clicked his tongue in annoyance slowly lifted his head, glaring at Mikey.
"...T-Takemitchy!?" "Wait, that's you!? You dyed your hair!?" "Takemitchy~! I thought you were someone else!" Mikey smiled, totally didn't threaten Takemichi like a few seconds ago. "...Shut up you stupid manchild..." Takemichi spat out venomously, returning to his dark arm fortress. "Eh?"
The two froze with the color draining from their faces, never expecting the cold shoulder. "T-T-T-T-Take-Takemitchy...?"
"Alright class, get in your seats! I'll be starting roll call in just a minute!"
...
Mikey's soul left his body by the time class ended, his Takemichi battery drained to nothing. Baji went on his phone and texted Chifuyu and Kazutora with urgent messages. Takemichi brushed off the girls' love stares and walked out of the classroom.
Hakkai and Yuzuha were the next victims saw Takemichi and was a bit shocked at the new hair and bored expression, but nonetheless approached him. "Yo, Takemitchy!" Hakkai wrapped his arm around Takemichi's shoulder while Yuzuha was on his other side. "You dyed your hair, Takemitchy?" She petted his black hair.
"...Yeah, I did, beautiful~." Takemichi lightly grabbed Yuzuha's chin and made her look him in the eyes. "Maybe I should it dye it to your hair color, we can like matching couples~." Hakkai stared in bewilderment that the innocent Takemichi who would usually fluster at any female touching him is now like a sly fox.
Blood rushed to Yuzuha's face as she stared into Takemichi's dark blue hues, body trembling at the devilish smirk. "T-Takemichi!?" "That's my name, or would you rather call me dadd-" "NO!" Yuzuha ran off somewhere with speed like the Flash, not wanting to deal with this.
"That's my sister you were hitting on!" Hakkai mushed Takemichi's face like a sandwich, lightly slapping him. "Are you alright!? Did you eat anything weird!? Did Taiju make you eat of his "I'm drunk and in the mood to blow up the kitchen" creations!?"
"Shh~." Takemichi pressed a finger on Hakkai's lips. "Don't look so worried~, wrinkles will ruin your pretty model face, Hakkai~." Hakkai blanked out before rushing after Yuzuha. "You're not Takemichi!"
Takemichi smirked, seeing his prey running away. He brought the finger that was on Hakkai's lips and licked it. "I forgot he was a virgin~."
Meanwhile, the passing students just watched him walk away with such confident. 'That was Takemichi!?'
...
Next was biology, which was an easy class since the teacher just lets them watch animal and science videos and gives them quizzes from the internet. Chifuyu noticed him and looked at him with confusion. 'He really dyed his hair after having blonde hair for like 4 years!? Holyyyy shit! Why does he look more hot than cute now!?'
Kazutora, who was dealing with a dying Baji, looked over at Takemichi and thought the same as Chifuyu. "...Does this mean Takemichi a top-" "Shut up, bananas!"
Takemichi winked at the blushing girls, who crowded him. "One at a time, ladies~. Sharing is caring~." "KYAAA~!" Chifuyu and Kazutora looked at the scene with sour faces, totally don't want to go up to him too.
...
"T-Takemitchy!" Chifuyu decided to get to the bottom of this new Takemichi. "Explain yourself! What was so traumatizing to the point you turned into a devil and not stay an angel!?" Truth be told, Takemichi didn't know either. Confidence, arrogance, and flirty just became his mood today.
Takemichi walked over to Chifuyu with a calm smile. "What's wrong, Chifuyu~? Do you not like the new, me~?" Chifuyu was pulled to Takemichi's level by his tie, face so close to those pretty eyes. "N-no! I j-just- You were acting so differently so-..." Chifuyu stuttered, shivering under Takemichi's teasing smirk.
"Ara~? Are you getting hard from this~? So dirty~, what are you imagining in there~?" Takemichi gave Chifuyu's forehead a kiss, letting him go and leaving. Kazutora stared at the silent Chifuyu who suddenly fell to the ground with a red face and hiding his raging boner. "...Need help with that?" "SHUT IT, KAZUTORA!" Chifuyu rolled into a ball of shame.
Takemichi just whistled innocently, totally didn't mean to do that to Chifuyu.
...
Inui Seishu, a bodyguard in training is one of the cold princes of Tokyo University. Kokonoi Hajime is his rich best friend, and captain of the economics study group. Even if Inui was cold to most people, he adores the cute and adorable Takemichi for having a rare pure heart. Kokonoi considers Takemichi his second best friend but not a crush as he has laid his eyes on Inui's sister already.
They were both always calm and cool, making even most embarrassing situations like small forgettable mistakes.
"Inupi...are you seeing this...?" "Yeah..."
Takemichi had economics for his third class of the day, having met Inui and Kokonoi because they had a project at the beginning of the year. Inui fell for Takemichi's kind smile and cute little face. He yearned to see it everyday.
Yet that cute little boy was now being surrounded by girls, giving each of them his handsome smile and poetic compliments. What used to be his pink, bubbly aura, was now black feathers. "Oh! Koko, Inupi~!" Takemichi noticed their shaking figures of disbelief by the door.
"Why is his hair black!? He told me he would always stick with blonde hair!" Inui hugged Kokonoi tightly. "How should I know!? Your the one with the puppy crush, not me!" "Shush! M-maybe that isn't T-Takemichi-"
Takemichi gently got through the fawning girls and approached Inui with a grin. "Yo!" Inui stared down at the changed Takemichi for a good second, before just passing out. "EH!?" "Inupi!"
CUT
Takemichi puckered his lips as he and Kokonoi watched the sleeping Inui. "All I did was say "yo"." "It's not just what you said. It's how you look and act." Kokonoi pointed to Takemichi's black hair. "Nothing's wrong with a little wardrobe change~."
Kokonoi grabbed him by his collar. "Alright pal, fess up. Where's the real Takemichi?" He narrowed his eyes, really believing this was a fake or a secret twin. "I am Ta-ke-mi-chi!" He sounded out his name, trying to prove a point. "Like hell I would believe the angel Takemichi would just turn into a fucking playboy and change his hair color, which he clearly stated that he never change it unless it was damaging his hair!"
"Who this?"
Both turned and saw Draken entering in, carefully ducking under the door frame to not bump his head. "Is Inupi oka-..." Draken stared at Takemichi with a confused look. "...T-Take...mitchy...?" "The one and only." "No it isn't him, I swear to god!"
That just made Draken more confused. "Did you dye your hair because Mikey kissed you yesterday or something?"
"..." "Wait what-"
Inui shot up, dropping the damp towel that was on his forehead to his lap. "THAT BITCH DID WHAT!?" "AHH-"
...
After convincing Inui and Kokonoi that he was indeed, Takemichi, he and Draken left the nurse's room. "I still think you're going through an emo stage." "I AM NOT!" "Oi, Draken!" Then Mitsuya appeared in his pale yellow sweater with a paper measuring tape around his shoulders.
"Eh? Who's-...Takemitchy?" "What's up handsom-" "This is Takemitchy, who's going through an emo phase." "Like I said, I'm not!" Mitsuya stopped in front of Takemichi examine him closer. "...Did Mikey's kiss affect you this bad?" "NO!"
Now Mitsuya was also confused. "...I thought you said you were never changing your hair color unless it started to make you go bald." Takemichi smirked and flipped his short hair. "I have no idea what happened but I don't care! All I want is to be the top dog of this university!"
More confusion were added to the twin dragon's brain. "...WHAT!?" Sure, the past Takemichi said that sometimes but it was becoming the top guy in Toman! "Draken...what happened to him!?" Mitsuya searched Draken's face for answers but didn't get any. "I'm just as confused too!"
"And you two are going to help me!" "Hah!?" Even if he thought of Takemichi as his little brother, Draken won't help because it was a useless goal and what does becoming the top dog in college even mean!? Being the scariest thug in this university or being the smartest one? Mitsuya agreed too. "No wa-"
Takemichi pouted and acted like a pitiful maiden. "You won't?" He said with a sad tone, batting his long lashes at Draken, giving Mitsuya some puppy eyes too. "...!" An arrow of guilt and cuteness struck their heart. "N-NO! We'll help!" Mitsuya gave in, and got a tight hug from Takemichi. "Thank you, Mitsuya-kun~!" '...Worth it! Sorry Mikey!'
Then Draken gave in too. "I'll help too, then..." He sulked at the fact he couldn't deny Takemichi. "Yay~!" "Quick question, what exactly does becoming the top dog in Tokyo University mean?" Mitsuya asked, petting Takemichi hair. "...Hehe~! It means to gain everybody in this school's respect and power and be treated like a king in this school!"
"...WHAT!?"
...
Takemichi happily ate his lunch with the former Toman leader and captains. Mikey's frozen figure was dragged by Draken while Baji's was dragged by Kazutora. All it took for Mikey to help Takemichi was "Pretty please~?" and he would graciously get on his knees just to fulfill Takemichi's wishes.
Kazutora and Chifuyu tried knocking some common sense in Takemichi but failed as Baji was captivated with just Takemichi laying his head on his lap. "...Alright fine, but only because Baji-san said so!" Chifuyu said with a straight face, ignoring his strong urge to lay his head on Takemichi's soft-looking lap. "Same here!" Kazutora pinched his skin just to not take Baji's spot forcefully.
After explaining what they'll do, Takemichi happily left with a happy Mikey by his side as they were on their way to calculus. "Takemitchy~! I have an idea, let's pummel any haters of yours so you rise to the top quicker!" Takemichi shot down Mikey's tactic. "No." "Eh~!?"
"...That's our last resort." Takemichi flashed his teeth, enjoying the stares of passing students. "Yay! I gladly murder anyone for you~!" "No murders though." "Boo~!"
...
Sano Izana is Mikey's step brother, having been adopted by Shinichiro after just one day of meeting him. He can still remember Shinichiro basically kidnap him without telling him where they going and then telling him that the huge ass dojo in front of them was now his new home.
His servant and best friend, Kakuchou Hitto reunited with him after Izana asked his 500 underlings to search for him and find him no matter what. That was terrifying to say the least for Kakuchou. But there's something even more terrifying in front of them right now.
Takemichi, walking with his jacket over his shoulder with former Toman captains creating a path for him as he walked down the hall like a king. "...That's probably not Takemi-" "Yo, Kaku-chan~!" Takemichi ran towards him and gave him a bear hug. "T-Takemichi!?" "What's up~?"
The quiet and personal space guy was now shouting hugging him after he's just shouted his name, not caring about the many eyes on him. Izana stared at the scene with bug eyes as coffee dripped out of his mouth. "Kaku-chan, join me on my journey of becoming king of this university!" Takemichi shouted.
"...WHAT!?" "Oh that was us like a few hours ago, Draken." "How many more people are we pulling into this scheme...?"
...
Izana hesitantly joined Takemichi, mostly because of Takemichi's beauty and Kakuchou weakness of not saying "no" to Takemichi. If he was gonna suffer this, so was his other friends too! Now the Haitani brothers, Mochizuki, and Madarame were forced also into the plan, only given small tasks though.
Then Akashi Senju, who Takemichi had coincidentally met in the halls, was pulled into the "Make Takemichi the king of this university" plan. Who was she to deny when she liked him? She was also shocked though when she saw Takemichi's black hair. "You must be Takemichi's secret evil twin whom he kept in the basement and now is taking over Takemichi's life as a revenge plan!" "What?" "I'll stop you before you destroy Takemichi's social life!" "WAIT NO-"
Thankfully, Mikey was to defend Takemichi, totally without the intent to kill her "accidentally", and now Senju was a part of the group.
"Mitsuya...how many more people is Takemichi going to bring!?" Draken stared at the group made for the plan, which had like two-thirds of the school added in now! "How am I suppose to know!? Takemichi's a freakin magnet who even managed to pull some stone cold teachers in too!" "Are you serious!?"
After school, there was a meeting at the plaza.
Takemichi stood on the statue with students and teachers below flocked around him as they all cheered his name. "Alright bitches! All of Tokyo shall be under me, their rightful king today!" "Yeahhh!" "We shall create chaos!!!"
...
The next day, Takemichi woke up groggily, still coming back from dream land. "Hah~!" He stretched his body, looking over at his black cat. "Ughh...I have to face Mikey today..."
Takemichi exited his house and made his usual way to school. He felt a bit of unease though, feeling everyone's eyes on him. He looked up to see the advertisment TV showing, someone that looked like him but with black hair.
"Breaking News! Hanagaki Takemichi, a college student, has now rightfully earned his title as "King of Tokyo"! It is said that even the president of the United States will have a meeting with him soon!"
"...Eh? ...EHHHHHH!?"
Ah~, but that wasn't the only thing waiting for him! Herds of students and people awaited for Takemichi to show his face at school, ready to ask for his autograph and take his pictures.
"November 23!? I thought yesterday was November 21! Wait why am I even called king!? What even happened!?" Takemichi panicked.
Yeah, "evil" Takemichi just used Takemichi's potential to it's fullest, no biggie.