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1. I Woke Up In A New Bugatti by Second_Lady_of_Shalott

   Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Nov 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • On and off Darcy Lewis/Original Male Character(s)
   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Darcy Lewis
   • Darcy Lewis
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Original Male Character
   • Original Female Character
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Crack
   • College
   • Roommates
   • Cursed like the Defense Against the Dark Arts position
   • Attempt at crack fic
   • still don't know how to tag
   • Laying low
   • Crazy Swearing
   • Hydra (Marvel)
   • Up all night to get Bucky
   • rated r for language
   • Bucky Barnes Returns
   • Why you should always background check the tenants
   • Action/Adventure

   Summary

   "What the fuck are you doing?" She screeched, making Darcy turn around.

   "What the fuck does it look like? I'm grand theft auto-ing our escape, bitch."
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   Where Kaine doesn't give two shits about stealing from Hydra, Fran is questioning her choice of friends, James wishes he left them at a safe house, and Darcy swears they will never again attempt to get a fourth roommate if they survive.

   Or

   Where he is greatly tempted to kill his roommates in their sleep - the insomniac political science student, the supernatural-obsessed medical resident, and the filthy-mouthed musician. But the best way to hide was in plain sight and he wasn't going to abort his mission now. Not if he wanted to remain hidden from The Man on The Bridge aka Steve Rogers, who has been trying to track him down.

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   English

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