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Zari Tarazi adds Sara Lance, Ava Sharpe-Lance, Nate Heywood, Astra Logue, Spooner Cruz, Behrad Tarazi, Zari Tomaz, Gary Green, and Gideon to the group.
Zari Tarazi names the group "Legends".
Sara Lance: why
Zari Tarazi changes their name to DragonGirl. DragonGirl changes Sara Lance's name to Ninja.
Ninja changes their name to NinjaWife.
Ava Sharpe-Lance: It's actually smart to have effective communication for this team, babe.
Ava Sharpe-Lance changes their name to PantsuitWife. NinjaWife changes PantsuitWife's name to CaptainPantsuit.
Behrad Tarazi: Good idea, sis. Shouldn't we add Gwyn tho?
CaptainPantsuit: How does Gwyn have a phone? That could affect the timeline B!
Behrad Tarazi changes their name to BestBud. BestBud changes Nate Heywood's name to Steel.
Steel: Ty B. Also Ava idk how Gwyn got a phone.
Spooner Cruz changes their name to Spooner. Spooner changes Astra Logue's name to Princess.
Princess: First off Spooner why? Second, I'm with Sara, this is ridiculous.
BestBud: Aww c'mon Astra, this will be fun.
Zari Tomaz changes their name to Zari 1.0. Zari 1.0 changes Gary Green's name to AlienGary.
Gideon: Just because Gary is an alien doesn't mean that has to be his name.
AlienGary: It's okay Gideon, I think it's funny. Also I tried to show Gwyn a funny meme on my phone and then he got really interested in how it worked and wanted to take it apart so Gideon made him his own phone.
DragonGirl: Umm I'm sorry can we maybe not add the guy who looks like my ex to this chat and who should definitely be back in 1925 and not studying futuristic tech? Thanks. Also I did not see this thing between Gideon and Gary coming. Kind of strange tbh.
Steel: i sorta still think he looks like rip or a young stein? but when it comes to relationships on this ship, I don’t even know what the grading scale is anymore after mick and kayla
Steel: love is love man ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
NinjaWife: Speaking of romances….. How's it going astra 👀
CaptainPantsuit: Babe…
Princess: What?
BestBud: What?
Spooner: What?
Princess: Sara. Ava. How's the honeymoon going? Care to relax and turn off those pesky phones for a while?
CaptainPantsuit: We were actually just getting ready to go on a sunset walk along the water.
Princess: ….
Princess: I need a vacation.
Private Message: DragonGirl to Zari 1.0
DG: Do you know anything or has nate told you anything about B and Astra?
Z1: A little bit. I'm worried about him. Based on what Nate's said, he sounds kinda oblivious.
DG: Yeah. I just want him to be happy. But I also don't want to pressure Astra and Spooner who are new to this whole you know human interaction thing.
Z1: I can make sure Nate talks to him soon, just casually check in while playing video games or smth. Thank you for looking out for him. I know he's your B, but it's nice to know he has a great sibling in his corner.
DG: he's my little brother, but he's yours too.
Private Message: Spooner to Princess
S: Is smth going on with you and B
P: why
S: Astra.
P: okay okay. Im new to this whole feelings things too okay. He's my friend. He likes me. And im pretty sure in that way. But idk how I feel.
S: okay. Wait you don't know how you feel about him or about me?
P: well if you're so interested why don’t you tell me how you feel
S: …. i hate you lo
P: since when do you call me lo
S: would you believe me if I said gary snuck up on me and scared me and I randomly hit letters?
P: lo is… nice spoons but feelings make my brain hurt and I know you know that cause I can practically hear the ringing coming from your brain rn
S: idk smths up with my head its been worse lately, the ringing and not just cause of gary
P: have you told anyone
S: I just told you
P: ….what about gideon? Or the captains?
S: imma say neither of them are available rn
P: gross spooner. But im srs gids should take a look at that. And we should really be better parents than letting her and gary do… whatever
S: parents? She's your child lol
P: istg Spooner