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The League of villains does a thing

Summary:

The League of villains makes a group chat but it doesn’t go quite as planned.
——————————————————————aka me the writer cries repeatedly, Dabi is confused by his own gender identity, Toga finally gets the older sibling she always wanted and Mr.Compress is properly educated on the history of the lesbian flag. oh yeah and the other Todoroki kids were also there

-this fit has been discontinued thus far. I wrote this when I was in a worse place mentally then I am right now and my writing skills have drastically improved. This fic is terrible pls do not read it. It at some point will most likely get rewritten-

Notes:

I started writing this as a joke and to help me cope please do not get invested into this:)
Nicknames for the group chat

Fuyumi-her friend
Miruko-Shappo
Dabi-Burt toast
Shigaraki-Crusty
Natsuo-middle child problems
Kurogiri-gate keep girl boss
Toga-Duck with a knife
Mr.Compress-marble dude

Chapter Text

7:21 PM*Duck with a knife has created a chat*

*Duck with a knife has has added Burnt toast,gate keep girl boss, middle child problems, Sappho and 2 others to the chat*
Duck with a knife: hii everyone :D

Crusty:wtf is this

Middle child problems: it’s a group chat idiot

Crusty: I know that but I have better things to do

Middle child problems: then go do that then>:/

*Crusty is offline*

Burnt toast: why was I added here?

Duck with a knife: Because I made this chat for my friends:D

Burt toast: Toga that still doesn’t answer any of my questions

Duck with a knife: It’s because you’re my friend:))

*Burt toast is offline*

Duck with a knife: awww:(

Middle child problems: watching this go down is very entertaining

*Gate keep girl boss is online*

Gate keep girl boss: Hello

*Gate keep girl boss is offline

*Middle child problems is offline*

Duck with a knife: Awww everyone is leaving:((

7:46*Duck with a knife is offline*

*Burt toast is online*

9:37Burt toast: I think I’m having a crisis

Shappo: What kind of crisis?

Burt toast: I’m going to google it give me a minute

Shappo: mk

9:38*Burt toast offline*

*Burt toast is offline*

Burt toast:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*Marble dude is online*

Marble dude: Hello

Shappo: Hey

Burt toast: ok so like

Shappo: I’m intrigued

Burt toast: I think I’m having a gender identity crisis haha send help

Shappo: I’m a cis woman so I’m basically useless in this

Burt toast: :,)

Shappo: @Middle child problems we need helppppppppp

*middle child problems is online*

Middle child problems: what am I needed for?

Shappo: @Burt toast is having a gender identity crisis

Middle child problems: shit

Burt toast:;-;

Middle child problems: mk so what gender do you identify most with? Like male ,female other?

Burt toast: other, I think?

Middle child problems: ok now we have something to work with

Middle child problems: describe what gender you see yourself as

Burt toast: i don’t really feel like I fit into male female or really anything I’m just not a gender at all

Middle child problems: I’m pretty sure you’re a-gender you are just not a gender at all

Burt toast: Shit that makes a lot of sense