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Fragmentation by Gemi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Apr 2026
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Shen Yuan wakes up to the sound of crying.
He lies there for a moment, feeling like cling film stretched too tightly over something pointy, in danger of tearing down the middle but holding on by his fingernails. It’s dark, it’s smelly and he is laying face down against a heated stone floor, or maybe it’s just some faux stone tiles for the nature aesthetic. It feels like his brain got replaced with moss or cotton or balled up, wet paper towels that’s coming apart. In the stretched out moment where he takes it all in, he decides this fucking place sucks, and he will never visit again.
The crying is to his left.
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Shen Yuan wakes up in the Ling Xi caves, and he is not alone.
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30 Mar 2026
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In an unprecedented power play by Minister Fudge, Percy is forced to become the next DADA Professor at Hogwarts. He’s expected to gather intel on his students, his family, Dumbledore, and most importantly, Harry Potter.
As he navigates his new teaching role and its pitfalls, Percy must contend with the Ministry's interference, the Order’s inadequacy, and his siblings' mistrust. Can he overcome the odds to survive the year at Hogwarts, or will he become just another pawn in the game?
Set during Book Five. Instead of the High Inquisitor we all love to hate, Percy will take the mantle instead as Professor Weasley.
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29 Jul 2025
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27 Oct 2024
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Pound the Table by An_October_Daye
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), Marvel (Comics)
12 Jan 2025
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[A 90's Era X-Men Self-Insert]
"There is an old adage among lawyers that says: If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table." – Martin A. Davis, Jr.
Mutant law is an emergent field, more or less the wild west of the legal profession, and on a good day, you're lucky if the law and facts aren't all dead-set against you. And when your list of recurring clients includes the Wielder of Cerebro and the Master of Magnetism?
Well... suffice to say, there is plenty of pounding the table to be done.
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18 Oct 2024
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The harkness test, and all it entails by scrared
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
14 Dec 2022
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In Bernards defence, this was the only way he could think of to get Tim to admit he's Robin. The fact he started a conspiracy channel was mostly a sidenote.
Or: Bernard doesn't like lying to Tim, so he needs Tim to admit he's Robin. Clearly, the only logical solution is to annoy Tim via conspiracy theories. Connor gets caught in the crossfire, sort of.
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26 Feb 2024