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Game One
DEAD BODY REPORTED
Sunny:where
Bluestreak: where
Prime: I discovered it in security
Jazz: rip sideswipe
Sunny: SOME GLITCH KILLED MY BROTHER?
Ratchet: I KNOW I fragging saw Jazz vent
Jazz: that is a lie
Prime: Can everyone please state where they were when the body was discovered?
Jazz: nav
Prowl: admin
Ratchet: medbay
Sunny: reactor
Bee: storage
Bluestreak: i was in weapons and i'm pretty sure i saw jazz vent i think he’s the impostor sorry jazz
Jazz: another lie
Prowl: You also claim to have been in navigation. I was in Admin looking at the map. You disappeared from security to navigation.
Jazz: prowler how could u
Jazz: i thought u loved me
Jazz: :(
Ratchet: so it's jazz then
Jazz: IT IS NOT
Bee: prime’s been really quiet
Jazz: self report prime? kinda sus
Bluestreak: idk if it’s prime or not but he was in weapons with me and then left and then like right after called the meeting to report the body in security idk how he got there so fast
Jazz: see
Prime: I absolutely did not kill Sideswipe. If we are unable to come to a consensus, I recommend we skip voting rather than mistakenly eject an innocent
Jazz: sounds like what an impostor would say
Jazz: it's prime
Bee: yeah
Bee has voted
Sunny has skipped
Jazz has voted
Bluestreak has voted
Ratchet has voted
Prime has skipped
Prowl has voted
Final tally:
Jazz: Prowl, Ratchet
Prime: Jazz, Bluestreak, Bee
Prime was not An Impostor
There are two Impostors remaining
Ratchet: ….
Bee: …
Sunny: …
Bluestreak: …
Prowl: Congratulations, Jazz. You just instigated a coup.
Jazz: aw thanks lover
* * *
DEAD BODY REPORTED
Jazz: welp both twins are dead now rip
Bluestreak: it was bee
Ratchet: proof?
Bluestreak: I literally saw him kill sunny
Jazz: also he was really pushing for prime as impostor kinda sus that
Bee: what no
Prowl: As were you, Jazz. If we’re going by that logic, you’re even more suspicious.
Bee: i didn't do it
Jazz: mmm i think u did
Bluestreak has voted
Jazz has voted
Bee: TRAITOR
Prowl: I’d say that conclusively proves both Bumblebee and Jazz are impostors.
Prowl has voted
Jazz: yknow…. kinda sus how mean ur being 2 me prowler
Bee has voted
Ratchet: both of you are glitch heads
Ratchet has voted
Final tally:
Bee: Jazz, Bluestreak, Prowl, Ratchet
Jazz: Bee
Bee was An Impostor
There is one Impostor remaining
* * *
DEAD BODY REPORTED
Prowl: I found Ratchet dead in the upper engine.
Jazz: self report huh prowlie?
Prowl: Absolutely not.
Bluestreak: you have been being kinda mean to jazz all game
Prowl: I saw him vent. I am simply enforcing the rules of the game. I have no ill-will directed towards Jazz whatsoever.
Jazz: sureeeee…
Jazz: seriously tho it’s not me
Bluestreak: wait
Jazz: OH FRAG IT’S BLUE
Jazz: blue is the impostor!
Bluestreak: what no i'm absolutely not prowl will back me up right jazz has been acting sus all game he vented you saw that, he’s lying
Bluestreak has voted
Jazz: cmon sweetspark, you wouldnt vote me off right?
Jazz has voted
Jazz: don’t u love me prowler?
Prowl: Of course I love you, Jazz.
Prowl: I haven’t killed you yet, have I?
Jazz: FUCKITY FUCK
Prowl has voted
Final tally:
Blue: Jazz, Prowl
Jazz: Blue
Bluestreak was not An Impostor
There is one Impostor remaining
DEFEAT
IMPOSTOR VICTORY
Prowl was An Impostor