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Unnamed Group Chat
Sana, Tzuyu, Hyewon, Minju, Hyunjin, and four (4) others are in this group
Sana: Welcome kids! :)
Tzuyu: You know you sound really creepy right now right?
Sana: shut
Sana: I assure you I have nothing but pure and harmless intentions ♡♡
Tzuyu: uh huh
Yiren: omg wait what is this
Yiren: am I dreaming??? Is this a dream?? You guys are Sana-sunbaenim and Tzuyu-sunbaenim right??
Sana: yikes you know you don't have to call us by that right?
Sana: drop the formalities!! Just call us by our names!!
Yiren: hxhshwbs sorry I need a moment.
Yuna: oMg hI uNnIeS! ! !
Sana: HELLO MY YOUNGEST CHILD!!
Yuna: uh what?
Tzuyu: jisoos christ Sana
Monday: what the FUCK is this
Monday: which one of you is pranking me this time?? Jihan?? Hyewon??
Hyewon: excuse me I'm not doing anything to you bitch
Monday: Bitch??? THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR UNNIE
Hyewon: what the fuck are talking about?? I'm older than you??
Monday: no you're not? You're literally our maknae??
Hyewon: jxjwhwshs M A K N A E ? In what world???
Sana: @Monday sweetie that's KANG Hyewon you're talking too not JO Hyewon
Monday: wait KANG Hyewon?? From IZ*ONE??
Monday: omg and Minatozaki Sana-sunbaenim???
Tzuyu: please you guys don't have to call us by sunbaenim just call unnie or smth
Monday: and TZUYU sunbaenim too??
Monday: oh sorry Tzuyu **UNNIE
Monday: am I really in a gc with two members of the nation's girl group??
Yiren: I know I'm still surprised myself
Monday: Yiren?? From Everglow??
Yiren: hi that me
Monday: im-
Jeongin: h e y what is this?
Yuna: ew men
Jeongin: ??? HEY!??
Yuna: lmao jk innie you're an exception
Jeongin: damn I right I better be
Hyewon: hey Monday sorry for calling you a bitch
Monday: I-
Monday: it's alright?? I'm still processing everything rn
Yiren: mood
Minju: hello people of this unidentified gc
Hyunjin: another group chat?? I'm literally in so many of them
Tzuyu: I know right??
Hyunjin: huh wait a minute-
Hyewon: minju??
Minju: hyewon??? What re you doing here??
Jeongin: what are any of us doing here is the question.
Sana: right!! I'll explain, is everybody here??
Tzuyu: ...pretty sure they're all here babe
Yuna: ociwnddhdtqld excuse me BABE?? Am I seeing this right now???
Sana: anyways!
Jeongin: lmao ignored
Sana: You guys are our children now!!
Monday: idjeehwj WHAT
Yiren: wait for REAL?
Hyunjin: ???
Hyewon: your... what?
Minju: weren't I always??
Jeongin: lit
Yuna: omg fuck yes!!
Hyunjin: wait what. Why??
Sana: since our fandom(s) always makes comments about how you guys are basically our children we decided why not?? I thought about it and realized they were right and that's how we're here!
Sana: so bc of that I decided to make a gc!! For our 'family'!! Idk I thought it might be fun
Sana: and additionally I picked you guys since you're (almost) always portrayed as Chewy and I's children in fanfiction
Tzuyu: so you admit to reading fanfiction about us?
Sana: Jagi everybody reads fanfic at least once in there life
Jeongin: did you?? just make a pun??
Sana: huh didn't notice that
Hyunjin: WAIT I have question
Tzuyu: yeah??
Hyunjin: are you guys actually dating???
Yiren: that's your question??
Sana: haha YEAH we are dating. This would've been very awkward if we weren't
Hyunjin: omg CALLED IT
Monday: so uh why am I here?? I get the others but I don't remember someone referring to me as your child
Sana: well some few people did though so I decided to add you too
Monday: oh
Yiren: okay but this is literally so cool.
Yuna: YEAH IT IS!!
Yuna: also I just realized that I'm the youngest one in this family fuuucckkk 😭😭
Jeongin: pls 😭😭 I'm literally the only guy here
Jeongin: but I mean- I'm not complaining wlws are fun to hang out with
Minju: lmao what makes me you think we're all wlws here
Jeongin: mf we're literally in the kpop industry?? Everyone here is a little bit gay
Jeongin: also our 'mother' is literally minatozaki sana aka japan's lesbian icon
Minju: hfjebedben you're right
Sana: oh my godjihyo you called me your mother
Sana: Chewy-ah!! THEY ACCEPTED US THEIR PARENTS!!
Tzuyu: good for you sweetie.
Monday: this is so surreal
Yiren: right?? Feels like a fever dream
Hyewon: I am so going to be bragging abt this to my members
Hyunjin: omg same-
Yiren: who wouldn't??
Sana: SO does everyone accept being a part of this family??
Minju: Hell yes!!
Hyewon: ^^
Jeongin: ^^
Yuna: ^^
Yiren: ^^
Hyunjin: ^^
Monday: ^^^
Sana: great!! What about you @Tzuyu
Tzuyu: ??? Obviously??
Sana: nice
Jeongin: so do we have to call you moms or-
Tzuyu: ...if you want to
Yuna: oh I definitely will
Yuna: Mom ;)
Tzuyu: kcuqhwdhw
Tzuyu: um nice
Sana: oh!! One more thing
Sana named the group chat The Visual Family
Minju: the visual Family??
Yiren: have you SEEN us sis?? We're all pretty as fuck
Jeongin: you are officially my new favorite sister
Hyunjin: okay wow
Monday: idhwhwhs excuse me?? I barely know you guys but I'm offended
Yuna: innie you traitor
Hyewon: lmao you guys are making a big deal out if this
Hyewon: anyways moms can we tell our group members about this??
Sana: sure!! We're actually gonna tell our own members about this too
Minju: heck YES